Jonah Hill AMA

Hey guys Jonah Hill here. I heard you virgins on this my little pony website were taking the mickey so I'm here to answer any questions you fagtards may have. What you got now I'm all up your grill?

Hey Jonah.
How do I git gud?

Do you think 1998's Godzilla was the best Godzilla?

I'm a natural.

1. literally who? not even joking I have only seen your name and face online, never in a movie or series
2. why are so you fat and ugly?
3. why are you jew?

I preferred 1945

Hey Jonah.
Would you rather fall into a pool of leeches or a pool of ants?

Favorite 5 dollar foot long?

Come at me in real life you no name little edgelord, seriously I would fuck you up so badly if you didn't know my name....you would.

I choose donuts (low sugar of course)

Steak and cheese all day long.

Do you like french people and why not?

Come on, that whole interview bullshit with that skank whore was just a misunderstanding. They're genuinely nice people.

Hi Jonah. My question is, youre fat

And you're never going to amount to anything....ever. Kaching!

ants then

Hi Jonah, is getting a tugjob from your best mate gay, even if he has his eyes closed? Getting one is just better than doing it yourself imo but I cant get a gf so its hard. What do you think?

How was she in bed?

How has Judaism effected your career in film making? I hear hollywood is very oppressive against people like us.

light chuckle

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>virgins on this my little pony website
implying that's a bad thing. fuckin normies

Where did you hide the bodies, Jonah?

How are you so fat Jonah

He ate them

Bradley Cooper is my best friends uncle. He said you have chronic halitosis, Brad not my friend.

*sharts*

I'm Lily Mo. Ask me anything.

Goto the window so we can have proof of life

Why did the hashes have different hashes

How come you won't sign a paper and raise it and speak about an obscure event that happened today

Are you a Dan Schneider's minion? That creepy fatass producer share his teen star's harem with you?

Can you get me a Footlong with extra meat and Cheese?

What's your favorite Subway sub

Why does the reflection in your computer screen suddenly stop at the actual monitor? Also, why are you using Sup Forums at full-screen?

Hey Jonah
Ooh Jonah
Hey Jonah
Ooh Jonah

Tell you Jonah what I wanna do
I'll build a sandwich just for you
Can I see you sometime
We can go kissing through the blind
When you come out on the front
Listen to my heart go bumpity bump
I need you baby and thats no lie
Lose some weight or you'll surely die

Hey Jonah
Ooh Jonah (ooh-ooh)
Hey Jonah
Ooh Jonah (ooh-ooh)
Hey Jonah
Ooh Mona (ooh-ooh)
I said hey Jonah
Ooh Jonah (ooh-ooh)

Holy shit I don't know why this image makes me laugh so much it's so stupid. Well meme'd OP.

which Subway sandwich you recommend?