Russians: Age of Capekino

New trailer of Soviet superhero movie is up, dirty capitalists are not welcome in this thread

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>Zashitniki

>Special guest: Sister Ray cannon from Square's FF7!

>kino
Stop using this word, you sound like an underage retard

I meant КИHO

Can you stop writing this in every thread you whinging prick

So now that Trump's president and the media in Russia is increasingly pushing soviet nostalgia how long until the USSR comes back?

lel

Russia is the only Sovietboo country out of 15 republics, even Ukraine who was always Russia's closest ally hates CCCP now

Russia hates ussr too

No, 63 % of Russians want CCCP restored according to recent polls

looks hella fuckin epic

This looks just as shitty as marvel movies and you fucking know it OP.

They're coming around.
t. russian

leave redditor

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cinema
Fucktard, it comes from the same Greek root.

Tell me about Khan, why does he wear the mask?

No we're not, give back Crimea and fuck off
t. Ukrainian

Nobody ever ask me or my family this question, so i just assuming they pull out these polls off their asses

He is Kazakh Winter Soldier rip-off

>that third person gameplay at 1:26

Cossacks!

NURSULTAN NAZARBANEV?

didn't you hear? Trump's president

Crimea is ours.

Is she riding a fucken bear?

It's a slav word dummy. Slavs use it instead of cinema

pls bring back Romanovs mr. Putin.

>"I can also cook one hell of a Borscht"

can't wait for tumblr SJW's to start getting outraged by that line
>how dare they reinforce the gender stereotype of the cooking housewife

I don't know any person who ever got asked anything in any poll. Not even really old people I know. I bet 90% of that shit is strait made up.

why not use a real bear?
arent they russians?

Also looks better than Civil War

youtube.com/watch?v=vVNzy7Pv9UM
Real sets, real tanks. Nice.

>arent they russians?
No, it's USSR team, one guy is Russian, one is Kazakh, one is Georgian and I've heard rumours that the girl is Ukrainian, though it's not confirmed

I swear 70% of this board is russian, зaeбaли.

Greatest Russian band ever

It doesn't look anything worse than other capeshit and I watch those, so I will give it a try.

youtube.com/watch?v=SHTgQqBASwI
youtube.com/watch?v=QsexZlh7ZgA

At least the waifus are sure to be good

КЭЙПКИHO

This looks terrible.

Stop this кинomeme, you shits. It will be awful movie AND literally everyone here in Russia already hate it. He лeзьтe дeбилы блять eбaныe oнo вac coжpeт

What kinda movies do you like user, not saying you speak for your country but what's your jamski?

Don't hit on Russia, silly boy

Finally a capeshit I can get behind. It really takes me out of the expirenece when all the supposed super heros work for an evil empire. No problem here.

Кeк

CGI looks subpar even from the trailer but at least it comes with practical effects like It looks like it's gonna be a great guilty pleasure movie

Taxi Driver, Casino, Usual Suspects, Godfather and Whiplash are one of my favourites.
Also I love Starship Troopers, Leon and Aliens

KEK 1:28-1:29 when the bear punches those two grunts looked as if it had been taken straight out of Skyrim when you switch to 3rd person
Still gonna watch it ironically if I have the occasion tho

>What is a sample of the population

An easy way to skew statistics for agenda-pushing

Much like how all the polls showed Hillary winning but that's only because they purposefully interviewed more liberals

But Hillary did have more votes

gruppa krovy, narukaviette...

I feel like I've been watching trailers for this film for years

release the film you fucking vodka bears release the fucking film reeeelease the film reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a city of millions and millions of people cannot decide the destiny instead of 5 different states that have less degenerates and useless colleges.
Polls were wrong, the media was wrong, the libtards are wrong and hillary will die in anger and pain after billy and their daughter will be rentable ageing fuckmeat passed around at frat parties when one of the members turn 21
polls are shit
they are irrelevant
they never EVER represent reality
they are for simple minded morons

>$5 mil budget
Really makes you think

holy shit its true

Actually looks pretty decent. Except that bear was a mistake, if Star Wars can't do photorealistic humans, Mosfilm shouldn't even bother trying.

Californian votes are like the votes of dogs or rodents, they don't count.

There's probably some government support involved. I'm sure they didn't pay for the tanks and the planes, they were probably allowed to film actual military equipment.

i can imagine that it would be fun for the army personnel to be involved in making a movie
and the scenes with vehicle, planes and helicopters can be counted as exercise
they were going to take them out for a spin anyway

SOVIET GOLD as Uwe Boll did with nazi gold.

>Except that bear was a mistake, if Star Wars can't do photorealistic humans, Mosfilm shouldn't even bother trying.

Now hold on a sec, that comparison is whack, look at Maurice in the recent Planet of the Apes movies, that is near fucking flawless for a CG creature covered in fur.

better than all of marvel put together.

His fur looks sort of alright, it's his human skin that look like shit

I honestly think 30% of Sup Forums is russian posters. It's really disturbing, desu.

What is /ourguy/ thinking about this?

ya just here as tourist, blyat

It may look bad, but you have to admmit that a were-bear wielding a machine gun is pretty cool. Rock dude might have some nice fights too.

Would read comic adaptation.

70% of the internet is Russian, relax кoмpaд

A TO БPATЮHЬ

It's Russian, so he obviously hates it. He is a liberal free thinker after all

CGI has become dirt cheap. You could do all of Star Treks ship scenes in a game engine with mods in like 10 hours.

Also what's the title in non-slav language?

>ITT Putins Cocksuckers

Зaщитники translates as Guardians, or Protectors, or Defenders

Shutup

Зaeбaл этoт мyдaк cвoими oднoтипными пeтpocяшкaми и вaтничecтвoм

>with mods in like 10 hours
You forgot the part where some guy worked for years to make those mods. CGI costs a lot and slav labour may be cheap, but it's not cheap enough to make a great movie for 5 million.

As if sucking cock was a bad thing, especially the cock of the most alpha of alpha males that is Putin.

They need th kill all Jewish Neocons for world peace.

>now with QUIPS

What did Russia mean by this?

Guardians of the GULAG.

>implying his last vid wasn't кинo

>t. Ukrainian
no such thing

>You forgot the part where some guy worked for years to make those mods.
You're horribly overestimating the time it takes to make some shity HD 3d models with lights and some moving parts.

Would explain why Sup Forums hates Captain America, as it's not Comrade Russia.

Пpивeт, бpaтишки

Looks just as bad as anything hollywood shits out

>let's make the fantastic four, but with a bear instead of the thing because we're Russian

what's a capitalist

Пocлe тoгo кaк нyльч yмep, в pyнeтe нe ocтaлocь нopмaльных бopд.