What the fuck

what the fuck

did you know that they're a couple?

not only that, they're engaged now

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>meth damon

that wasn't nice

What a cute PURE ARYAN couple

I say it's wonderful. Wonderful.

Or so they tell me.

Hey he's that guy that killed that guy that says bitch a lot on Breaking Bad's girlfriend.

Not a fan of him.

Dunst has German citizenship too. She's obviously a true believer.

two fat pigs fuck em

>wearing baggy shit to hide your frumpy fits

Do you think she will beg jake to get meth non shitty roles?

youtube.com/watch?v=LayW8aq4GLw

You are such a nerd.

>Jessie has a stupid cameo in central intelligence
>They make him say biitch
Only time I laughed the whole fucking movie because it was so god damn pathetic

Loved them together in Fargo, super jelly he gets to snuggle up with her at night for real


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>“I gained weight for this role," the 33-year-old actress, who also used Jane Iredale cosmetics on set, told Kimmel. "But really, I just sat in my bed, watched Friday Night Lights and, like, ate."

>"I was in Calgary,” she continued. “It was cold, so I ordered in a lot of pizza [and] grilled cheese. I just had different cheeses and breads together." She didn’t mind gaining the weight, or plugging Season 2 of the hit show, either.

>"It's nice to, like, promote something and not have to lie about it," Dunst said of the anthology series, which is set in South Dakota and Minnesota in 1976 for this season.

>In August, Dunst revealed to Town & Country that another role, in the upcoming film Woodshock, required her to lose 10 pounds in two weeks. "I am a girl who loves to go out to eat — it's one of my joys in life,” she told the magazine, before adding that she needed to shed fast because her character has to “look a little ill."

She said she fell for him during this scene

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>I'm very much for jews...well not too much because Israel is a pain in the ass

Why would I care in the least?

dadbod strikes again!

28 & 34
Not bad

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He's still in his 20s?! Damn

Trips confirm her goddesshood

They both have great tits.

did Raimi get away with this?

>Gordo Rousey

Can you imagine their children?
A piece of ham with some red/blond on top.

Ham's delicious unless you're a jew, I can wait the requisite 12 years

that was incredibly uncomfortable

she said not so long ago that she wants to get married and have two kids

would you?

I didn't like her back in the early 2000s, but I think she's way hotter now in her thirties, I hope Jesse can put in a stroke for me

Holy shit she has aged like a fine wine

He's a nice enough guy and the amount of shitty people she has had to hang out with for her career, i'd say she chose well.

and he will never get a better woman than her. Her genes might even unfuck his.

Without a doubt, I posted this
I would dowse her vaginal walls and cervix with semen every chance I could get

Unnngh, ywn feed her grilled cheese sandwiches as you watch FNL with her and smell her feet.

>nice enough guy
did u even watch breaking bad?

I meant in real life dude, who gives a shit if he played meth damon.

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lucky guy

It's not fair.

What could she possibly see in him?

He's really not that bad looking now that he's a bit older; he just needs to lose a bit of weight.
He was ugly as sin during FNL

>he groped her boobs when they where at their largest

She aged really, really well. I'm actually impressed, her face doesn't look destroyed by surgeries and her tits are somehow bigger.

Is her pussy bald? What a lucky guy

Dunst likes the chubb

Damn, Scarlett Johansson looks like THAT?

I truly don't know what to make of this.

How do you go from this

to

?

for some reason I just couldn't stop laughing

I want to lick Jake's butt.

He's good looking and i like him as an actor but he's so boring during interviews. He just comes off so dull.

Really? I like his interviews, and don't find him boring in them at all.

The world's best actors are generally an empty-headed lot. Intellect is not a good trait in a film actor, they need to be subservient to the director. If the actor has too much imagination & free will of his own, you end up with an ego clash and an "Edward Norton" situation.

Think about the job. They're not writing their own characters. They don't really decide how the character should look, or talk, or behave. They don't even decide how the character moves around in a scene.

An actor's workday looks like this:
>Sit in the makeup chair for an hour or two, while other people decide how your hair & skin should look
>Wait around for the crew to set up your scene
>Stand on your mark and say the lines that have been written for you. Do what the director says.
>Repeat x100 for different lenses and angles

>tfw dunstfu will never EVER marry you and have a dozen of your children

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was ist DAS

>They don't really decide how the character should look, or talk, or behave.
a lot of them act as themselves

anyone a breaking bad fan here too?

proof?

I don't know if I agree, a smart actor can add a lot of subtleties to character

I literally have bigger tits than this.

True Aryan like Dunst would never marry a Jew

no way this is the same guy from mojave???

Supposedly Jake is gay.

absolute perfection

wtf i love trier now

wow todd got fat

post more dunst

webms too

Yeah he put on weight for Black Mass and kept it on for Fargo, I think the producer or director mentioned it was to mesh with the character's whole outlook of being satisfied in his lot mirroring a big ol' cow in the field just happily grazing with no worries or aspirations

Why is she thanking icloud? Was she part of the fappening? I don't recall her in the leak.

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They look like siblings.

Jesse Plemmons was also pretty great in The Master. He was thinner then.

She is calling it a piece of shit.
One of the best responses.

Haley Joel Osment, Harry Knowles and Matt Damon had a kid?

NOOOOOOO

Not fucking Meth Damon. What is she doing!?

>ywn milk Kirsten and make hot cocoa with her milk and snuggle up during a cold Fargonian night

Jesus christ, she's a big movie star. Why would she settle for knock-off matt damon instead of the real one?

Has one man ever dug himself deeper in one go?

Suck upon his penis I assume

>I understand Hitler

hahaha holy fuck

cringiest shit I have seen all day