Here's my Death Note user, make good use of it

>Here's my Death Note user, make good use of it

how would you use it?

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"anime was a mistake"

Burn it.

>Who would you assassinate

Nice try, NSA.

Besides you need to see the face of someone you write in the Death Note. Some of the worst people in the world go unseen.

Maybe Zuckerberg tho since he's one of the worst things to happen to the internet.

What's a death note?

Write my own name in it

Chinese cartoons are trash.

You write down a name (must be thinking of the person's face to prevent name duplicates from dying) and the way you want a person to die. If you don't write down anything, or the method is impossible, they just die of a heart attack.

If the Death Note existed, there would be nothing after death, anyway. Might as well use it.

Tons of people, I'd just go nuts with it

Write Yagami Light, Light Yagami and burn it.

Rip out the pages to roll some fatties tbqhfam

This.

Write Donald Trump

>Soros
>Hillary
>Sanders
>Merkel
>Cameron
>Zuckerberg
>Rothchild
>Dilma
>Lula
>a bunch of other Brazilian politicans

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with the shimigami eyes

I wouldn't write a name because I'm a pussy

write Kilroy was here

write down the names of world leaders of both left and right, then laugh as chaos ensues

Since you can clarify the deaths to the means and how.
I'd probably just coerce people into doing my bidding and killing world-leaders.

I'd also probably commit genocide for the lols. Tear out a page and get every mudslime in a mosque to write their name down. Bingo pango.

>Anime is redpilled guys

milo yiannopoulos

death by dildo in the butt in Sweden's upcoming gay parade

>Start killing top isis enemies on conflicted territory
>then start killing top isis enemies outside ME and Africa
>w8 for world coalition to carpetbomb shitskins

Im litterally bettering the world by dividi et impera

>Write "Donald Trump"
>Laugh at you faggots all day.

>tfw he has a perfect clone just for this occasion
>like that canary bird called "Mr Burns" in the Simpsons

>Gather a massive list of pictures and names of every current politician and military commander on Earth that I can find.
>Spend a whole day writing.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

No thanks, I want my soul for myself. I will kill people with my own two hands.

>Write one word in it
>Muhammad

>write down the name of my crush
>get her to fall in love with me and die at the ripe age of 90

this works right?

>nothing happens because his real name is drumpf

I would simply write muhammed and single handedly and instantaneously solve the Muslim problem and refugee crisis.

>he doesn't know the rules of the deathnote

Can you use regular expressions?
Like *Muham??*

They all have the same bearded shitkinned face dude.

If I remember right there's a time limit involved, something like a 36 hour maximum.

I simply write

(((___)))

> Trump chokes to death on an onion
> Hillary just explodes, guts n shit everywhere
> Pope gets aids

you need a last name too.

When will this meme die?

So what happen if your write the names of all the people who get elected in your country?

Always, at every single election...

How could democracy continue if the leader must remain anonymous?

Melania Trump

Spain
>Rajoy
>P.Iglesias
France
>Hollande
Germany
>Merkel
UK
>Pigfucker
>Goatfucker London mayor
Turkey
>Erdogan
Luxemburg
>Juncker
Italy
>Draghi
USA
>Bill & Hillary Clinton
>Obama
>Zuckerberg
Mudslime and jews

All traitors, particularly those known for being pro muslims, and make them write "I betrayed my race" before dying.

All of the international jewry, medias included.

All of the muslim brotherhood and rich as fuck Arab leaders I can find about soo they can't lead or fund muslims in Europe.

Then the race war will begin.

>make them write "I betrayed my race" before dying.
I'd make them kill all the mudslime, niggers and feminists they can find nearby before dying

No one because if i kill them they win.

françois hollande
alain juppé
nicolas sarkozy
alain ruquiet
manuel valls

etc...

Just write Muhammad.

I`d take shinigami eyes and (((them))).

Destroy it in case there's a god.

i'll write OP

I really hope it supports regex.
*Rothschild
*Rockefeller
*Morgan
That's a good start.

>Write lots of durka durka names in there
>under conditions, make it so that the Orlando shooting looked almost peaceful in comparison
>kill Soros, Corbyn, Merkel et al.
>go through leftie shitholes like tumblr, get dox on everyone I can, and write their names in the book

Start get threads for killing people and create a proper cult of kek.

something like dis m8

I'd write my own name.

This guy

>88

Write the person who face it to me in there, simple, very quick death. Then Hillary and Bernie, Bernie of age Hillary of stroke. Then Merkel. Just slowly eliminate all world leaders.

Sup Forums

Also whoever owns Sup Forums until moot comes back. Things went to shit when he left

this plus all saudis, some roaches like erdoshit and probably all german politicians

Or write God in the book.

>1488
KEK HAS SPOKEN

I would write Hitler's name backwards and hope he comes back

what the fuck this get

So just put down Muhammad

>kill an Indian named Reltih who looks just like Hitler

No one.He takes your soul if you use it.

>1488
>perfect list

I'd kill every world leader that has betrayed their people

>Goldberg
>Silverstein

FTFY

[____]berg and [____}stein

10/10 get

I'd write in
>OP Chokes on cock in massive gay orgy

Nice try, agent Carl.

Would you not write a different cause of death? Expected more from shitpost central, Straya.

Alright, but how do we make a death note?

jesus christ this get

Cant even regex

Wew lad what a dissapointment....

>Here's my Brown Note user, make good use of it

hillary clinton and bernie sanders

Take out entire ISIS leadership, make Kim Jong Un give up NK control to SK in a public press conference, bring peace between Israel and Palestine.

Don't kill any politicians, instead write in their deaths 100 years in the future:

"X politician, after renouncing corruption and donating all corrupt money to charity, has an excellent career in which they made good decisions for their country and always acted in what they perceived as the best interest of the voters they represent. After a storied career in politics they retired and lived a happy and quiet life, and died feeling fulfilled and surrounded by their loved ones." Or something along those lines.

You can't cause a third party death with the DN.

Erdogan and Poroshenko

this

i'd probably run out of pages in a few days

Barry O would die on live TV.

>I'd probably just coerce people into doing my bidding and killing world-leaders.
Won't work; "Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced."

Nah, that was a lie. Humans all go to the same place whether they wrote or not. Kind of a shitty ending but whatever.

>death note regex
That's funny.

In the manga, it's confirmed heaven and hell don't exist and everyone, including death note users, just stop existing. Although, in the anime this is never defined and people suspect that death note users become shinigami after they die (in the anime) because the shinigami that Ryuuk is talking to in the relight version of the manga resembles Light.

*relight version of the anime

>Grabs death note
>Writes down the following:

static public void bool Earth::KillAll(earth)
{
string Die = GetName();
if (earth.Die== "**")
{
earth.Die(deathnote);
Return true
}
}

Angela Merkel
12:00PM
violently raped by refugee, then shot in head and dumped in Rhine

Barack Obama
Suicide by cop after assaulting officer responding to a string of robberies at local KFC's.

bump

"See list of Hebrew names"

>Wait til debated
>Hillary via diarrhea dehydration
>Give the media content for weeks

>would politicians worldwide pass legislation I desire to make the world better
>make many of them write out all their lies, schemes, back door deals, amoral and criminal acts and release to the press
>they then kill themselves

Probably do that all day.
But I'd make sure to start with an area outside of America and to never kill in such a way as to lead back to myself.

Also would put an end to:
>those that were revealed in the confessions of the politicians
>wallstreet brokers
>every prominent muslim, while making them renounce their faith publicly. tell all their followers that they must repent and stop worshiping their evil death cult, and burn Qurans as they immolate themselves
>media executives
>crooked reporters, talking heads and those pulling their strings
>any ceo or business owner that it's known that they threw their employees under the bus to get themselves wealthy as their company collapsed

I would get a lot of this info by making those I offed reveal all publicly before their death.

I would make a lot of them proclaim emphatically that god had returned, and was passing judgment on the wicked.

just write ((()))

it'll understand.