You have probably all heard about Russians and their Defenders and Vikings, none of which i can find online and translated for some reason.
Yet nobody ever here talks about the only Russian masterpiece youtube.com
And its on fucking youtube for fucks sake. The entire movie.
Now i have a question for our russian hackers lurking here, trying to hack US freedom, if anyone knows if there is a sequel coming out? I heard only rumors.
Green elephant
Jacob Roberts
Julian Turner
This translation is fucking shit, cyka blyad
Owen Wood
dude poop lmao
Seriously I'm considering watching it. I really liked Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom. Is it similar?
Asher Cooper
True КИHO.
youtube.com
Kayden Nguyen
based Green Elephant
Eli Sullivan
Its better.
Joseph Flores
Ублюдoк, мaть твoю, a нy иди cюдa, гoвнo coбaчьe! Чтo, peшил кo мнe лeзть?! Tы, зacpaнeц вoнючий, мaть твoю, a? Hy, иди cюдa, пoпpoбyй мeня тpaхнyть, я тeбя caм тpaхнy, yблюдoк, oнaниcт чepтoв, бyдь ты пpoклят! Иди, идиoт, тpaхaть тeбя и вcю твoю ceмью, гoвнo coбaчьe, жлoб вoнючий, дepьмo, cyкa, пaдлa! Иди cюдa, мepзaвeц, нeгoдяй, гaд, иди cюдa, ты, гoвнo, ЖOПA!
Joseph Lewis
Adrian Robinson
An essential guide to life in Russia
youtube.com
Mason Campbell
Watching it right now, haven't laughed this hard since last year. Thank you.
Brandon Sanchez
Its basically a story of user stuck in a cell with a redditor
Evan Bennett
Leo Gomez
this
Also, there is a janitor and a 9gager or some shit baking everyones life more miserable
Jose Baker
But which is the user and which is the redditor? I'd have thought that the user is the one who shits everywhere.
Chase Williams
Sequel could never be as good. There's a certain indie vibe here that can never be replicated. It's like Portal 2, you can't force the memes, you need to let the memes flow.
Ryder Moore
Pahom is the redditor, Epifantsev is user, "Colonel" is the janitor, but who is the based Captain?
Hudson Hill
based fucking Captain
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Brayden Moore
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Leo Jackson
Rusfag here. You know it's going to be kino when the first frame is a warning to take children, elderly and pregnant women away from the screen.
Cameron Jones
...
Hudson Phillips
Jonathan Taylor
...
Kevin Barnes
What the fuck is this shit?
Landon Rivera
A trailer for the sequel, i hope
Isaac Peterson
Look at itIt isnt the shitty VHS footage anymore, thus it isnt leeching off its old glory. It is for itself.
Jeremiah Morgan
>Putin bans homos and degeneracy
>whole movie is about gay sex, scat and rape
What did they mean by this?
Dominic Perez
Mysterious Russian soul.
Luke Bell
i guess it has something to do with the russians and what went on in their minds back in the 90s
i heard it was pretty shit to be alive there back then
David Evans
Fair enough. It was so bad my parents left Russia and settled in fucking Africa, which is why I'm living in a third world country.
Luis Lewis
Nah guys, you get this КИHO wrong. Pahom is shitposter (literally), and Epifantsev is your average user. They stuck in thread, and shiposter greentext his story from life to average user, until user snaps and beat the shit out of shitposter. The thing is, no matter how you abuse or humiliate shitposter YOU will be one who will lose, cos shitposter have nothing to lost and having giggles from your breakdown. Later come janitor and ban whole thread, and most important what your average user became guilty, and not shitposter. Later comes Mod and starts fiesta where janitor, average user and shitposter get involved into sodom. Your average user snaps last time and here comes the gyro. Only one who left alive is shitposter, so moral of the story, you cant beat r9k
Anthony Rogers
Excellent critique, my Russian friend.
Brandon Russell
thats fucking deep
how did they predict r9k in 1999?