What does it feel like to have a girlfriend?

What does it feel like to have a girlfriend?

What movie could I watch that would help me get one?

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It's like having a large annoying pet that you can sometimes fuck

but you can talk to her and she talks back right
me birds don't reply to me so I got the habit of talking with myself

This is surprisingly accurate

>she talks back

She sure does.

could feel like a lot of things.

i've only ever had bad girlfriends where it's been kinda shitty from the get-go so I dunno what it's like to actually love one

mostly this.

depends on the girl, again. I'd say most women never have an incentive to be interesting or smart or good in a conversation so they just aren't, or don't try.

Imagine having a psychopathic stalker who you have to pretend to listen to and like.
its like that.

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Like warm apple pie

>What does it feel like to have a girlfriend?
At first it's great, they are perfect and devoted and the sex is a blast.

Given enough time, they will begin to grate on you. As you lose affection for them, they will begin to resent the lack of attention, making them even less attractive, leading to less attention, in a vicious cycle of bullshit. Depending on how psychotic they are, they may or may not begin destroying your property, before one of you breaks it off. This process could take anywhere from 1 to 10 years.

Whatever you do, don't marry them as an attempt to salvage the relationship.

>What movie could I watch that would help me get one?

That's not how it works, but they love normie shit above all.

>I'd say most women never have an incentive to be interesting or smart or good in a conversation so they just aren't, or don't try.

Next time just say "girls aren't interested in me because I'm ugly and/or fat with a boring/shit personality"

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wtf a gf sounds awful

They never let you finish the movie because they can't keep their damn genitals to themselves. It's really actually a hassle.

The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.

>date a girl who was upset I never kissed or held her when we went to the theaters
>tell her that when I see a movie for the first time I want to know what's going on

I've been single for 5 years now, life is better I think

Bags of sand

and you got dubs

Milk and coins my friend, milk and coins. Take it from a playah ;)

seriously. I'll just stick to my kino and porn.

bags of dubs

stop jerking off and you'll get one, not even kidding

is that sarah underwood

This is true

>go two weeks without fapping
>girls start giving me more looks
>4 weeks in they approach ME

I tried this for two months and nothing happened

Its like having a prostitute that you hate

You know that feeling when it's in middle of winter and your room is cold as fuck
Your alarm wakes up up in the morning, but you spend 5 more minutes in med, and it's the most comfortable and warm feeling you've felt since you've been inside your mother's womb?
It's like that, but for for your heart.

But what if all I do all day is stay at home because I don't work or go to school and don't have a car?

even if i never leave the house?

I don't know, ugly chicks or worse fat chicks tend to be bitter

good looks on the other hand lead to better personalities more often than to arrogance I think, because they usually don't suffer that many any hardships as ugly people

Shockingly accurate

this is a retarded meme. Ive jacked off in the morning and then gone out that night and met someone

Advice:

>DON'T act like a spazz. Only you find it funny and it unnerves them.
>All that "funny" shit you think you do? STOP IT.
>Anything you're willing to post on Sup Forums NEVER mention it to your gf. Trust me.

And the big ones:

>Girls don't like sci fi or any of that marvel shit. They just say they do to appeal to guys they like. So give, don't just take.
>Act fucking NORMAL.

It's like having this annoying person around you all the time who you just want to stab to death or strangle but can't also you fuck

that pretty much sums up the relationship of my cousin and his now ex-wife

I liked her but she was a real bimbo

Well OP. Think of it this way.
Somewhere, the girl in your picture is driving some guy absolutely nuts with constant texts and phone calls wanting to talk about nothing.

>she talks back right

Unfortunately.

Never had one but one half of my friends says they were happier single and one half of my friends will never talk to me again once they get one so its a mixed bag

Why even have her as a girlfriend if you hate her, and just think of her as a fuck object?

God I hate normies. If I ever have a girlfriend I'd love her every day.

>me birds don't reply to me so I got the habit of talking with myself

Get an GF and enjoy talking to yourself all of the time. She doesnt care what you say

Tbh since I started dating my gf a few years ago I feel much more confident and less self-conscious, just from knowing that I'm not a weird >tfw no gf virgin anymore

Nobody gives a shit about your advice it doesn't answer either of OPs questions and it's not funny, so fuck off I don't want to see your posts in this thread anymore

bags of apple pie

Monkey paw

You can never get what you want

stop trying to trick people

nofap will give you prostate cancer

ofcourse, its the power of meme magic.

Why live when I'll probably never get a gf? I'll never feel intimacy or love. Television and Film can't get much better. I'm unfit for my own artistic pursuits. Feels like anything I do takes 10x the effort of other men.

>This
>My friend stop caring when they had some relationships?
>tfw they got dumped and they are now trying to get contact with you
You shitheads ask for this and now you're trying to come back?

Its like doing something with girl and then you sleep in the same bed

they break into your house and suck you off for the milky nectar that is stored inside your crotch.

Because after the first one or X amount of girlfriends you "love every day" you realise they hate that shit and you realise they only want to be treated like shit

That whole romance thing was a meme created by the media. You ever seen a couple who stay together after doting on each other? Nope. Doesnt exist.

it's all about confidence, you can do really retarded shit and still get a gf as long as you're doing it confidently

at least with the average woman, higher educated ones... I'm not sure

Except it's a pet who has its own ideas about what you should do with your time. If I feel like taking my dog for a walk, my dog goes for a walk. If I feel like doing something with my girlfriend, I usually need to negotiate and bargain.

Why were we forced to exist bros

If you followed it you wouldn't be single dumbass.

Now, go back to posting about why the next Spiderman movie should something something something.

>pretend to be someone else
Never understood what's the end game here. If someone doesn't like you the way you are, you're not going to have a good relationship with that person.

Watch Eternal Sunshine

It's pretty accurate.

There is some saying that goes getting into a relationship will cost you two close friends.

yeah

I can't bother myself hiding that i'm a terrible person
i'm the best everyone is trash baby

i'm sure you'll feel the same lying in bed alone tonight

The Rachel Paper.

It's like having this horrid, disgusting, smelly creature in your house that steals all your money and possessions and constantly tries to kill you in your sleep but you also have sex sometimes

That sounds terrible, i'd rather B myself.

The universe got bored so it made some shitty robots

it's normal though

people can be fucking weirdos and you still like them or maybe it's even the reason for liking them, but first you must know how to interpret their behaviour and that they are actually somewhat functional

Why do women want to be treated like I don't care about them?

I just want to love her openly and have her love me back, but I guess that's too much too ask

most accurate answer is I've been single for approaching 5 years so my memories are fading but most of what I recall is fucking annoying it is. I honestly think most people my age (24) get into relationships cause they don't want to die alone and think it's what they should be doing in their 20s cause it just doesn't make sense to me that people would actually want that shit.

Yeah I really never got why people do shit like that, determined to be in a relationship with somebody who they clearly don't work with.
At one point I had a girl trying to go out with me for like a year, but we could barely talk about anything for more than 5 minutes. Why would you want to be dating me when we have nothing in common and can hardly talk?

jesus christ

Went on a date to day. She wants to go out again next week. What is this feeling that I am feeling right now?

You've been memed into thinking that artistic persuits are easy. They're not, you have to study hard to make anything worthwhile. Everyone has to do that.

Spending all your time watching movies and posting here are probably the very reasons you don't have one.

this works for some and not for others.

personally when i cum i lose all interest in trying to woo women. so if i fap in the morning, when i go to a party or bar i couldn't care less about talking to girls.

my friend, on the other hand, says that he can fap and still be super horny.

Because if you're a faggot needy cunt to her it means you don't have other options

If you don't have other options she can do better than you, and she will

If you really had loads of options you wouldn't put so much effort into loving her, she'd be putting the effort into loving you to ward off other girls

>girl ""logic""

Right but a thread like this about recent events involving THIS SITE isn't allowed?

>I just want to love her openly and have her love me back, but I guess that's too much too ask

you have the mindset of a faggot, thats why you dont get laid, let alone a gf, let alone a simple kiss.

but I smoke 5 grams of weed a day so it cancels out

i'm going to try find me a weeb gf in the next anime con
hopefully I find I job before the con so they can't kick me out again because I tresspassed it

worry.

Can someone greentext how they got a gf? I mean the boring details, where you met, how many grills you talked to before you found her, what you said, what made you hit it off, how you told her you wanted to date or get into a relationship, etcetera...

I have basically been alone since I was 14 and have no idea how this works at the most basic level.

it's called reverse psychology. humans, not just women, want what they can't have. if a guy makes himself really, really available it becomes boring. you have to be just aloof enough not for her to get bored... and also good looking enough to get away with being aloof.

Ignore that feeling. It'll go away in a month or two anyway, but it can cause horrible damage to your life if you don't ignore it.

For me they seem to work pretty much seperately
Fapping doesn't really make me want to have sex any less (or any less capable of doing it), and likewise having a lot of sex does not really reduce the urge to fap. Sometimes I'll have sex with my gf 3 or 4 times in a day, and then an hour after she leaves I'll feel like fapping to porn.

Every time I go on a date (I've only been on a handful) I get extremely nervous. Like, shaking in the car trying to convince myself to do it nervous. Then it's awkward the whole time, and I mostly ask her questions that sound too interviewy before hugging them goodbye and then cringing on the drive home. How do I "b" myself?

I'm a 21 year old virgin btw

>What does it feel like to have a girlfriend?
better off being single unless you find someone who you really connect with on a personal and intimate level (which NEVER fucking happens because it's not the movies and they always turn out to be cheating lying pieces of shit fuck dating fuck all women just stay single)

Lie and tell them you're really successful with girls and get laid a lot

t. actually works lol. girls cant tell a liar or don't care.

at least you can drive
my dad never bother trying teach me

>I have basically been alone since I was 14 and have no idea how this works at the most basic level.

dont you have a dad?

Try online.

You should probably just gas yourself, it's too late for you.

That or let your powers accumulate until you are wizard.

i'll be too busy sleeping peacefully unlike you crammed at the edge of the bed with no covers

>inb4 I get to have sex

please, I have so many fetishes and perversions the thrill I get from jacking off to my deviant shit far surpasses any please you would ever get from intercourse

You're still a kid, you'll get over it and man up enough to I'll yourself one day. Don't lose hope

Always someone else's fault, huh?

who else here thinks that romatic "love" doesn't exist, at least not the way it's generally described
I'd rather call it a combination of a deeper affection and habit before anything, because I can't think of a moment when I "loved" a girl or what the fuck that even means

Yo 24 and 5 years here as well

Word to the wise:

If you get annoyed or bored by everything she says after you busted a nut, it's not love.

have you tried drinking/drugs to take the edge off

just do a bunch of cocaine and see how that goes t b h

why is it so much easier for gamers and weebs to get gfs?

>Just try tinder bro its so easy