Thanks for buying me dinner, user

>Thanks for buying me dinner, user.

yea ok, now suck my dick

Why do you need that little plate for the bread? Just put it with the main.

>eating like a prole

yikes

Embarrassing

wow

uma delicia

>British gourmets

Better than being a slave to porky desu

Why's your face so shiny? Do you want me to turn on the AC?

HAHAAHAHAHA LE FUNNY SP COMEDY CONTRARIANS

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH

HOLA REDDITOR

GO MUNCH YOURSELVES PLATE WANKERS

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It's better to have bread separate because mentally you won't feel "obligated to eat it"
Probably a secret his dietician did for him

Britain on suicide watch

el britANO

>chefs salad
>grilled chicken breast
>scrambled eggs and onion rings
>white bread

>>scrambled eggs and onion rings

el americANO, señoras y señores

>scrambled eggs and onion rings

>burger thinks calamari are onion rings
does everything have to be fried in amerifat?

i miss macedonia

Macedonia is still around sometimes but has a life involving gf and job now. W-we all gonna make it!

>Ola, user.

>onion rings
great self parody

Something tells me that can of sardines cost like $200

Sprinkle with a bit of lemon juice and that's the bomb.

this
fucking posh cunts

Is Ronaldo /one of us/?

>>/ck/9427516

>american cuisine

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Why is his face so punchable?

>Why do the Jews not want us to eat these?
Damn, it's actually him.

Thanks bud

Sardines/ Mackerel on toast is really nice and not that high in calories.

Vintage sardines are the poor man's gourmet food.
Literally the GOAT value for money food.

>Why do you need that little plate for the bread? Just put it with the main.

So it doesn't get unintentionally fucked up by the other elements of the meal

Christ you are a dipshit. Just go to your corner chicken & curry shop, apparently that's what you consider fine dining.

You have serious problems and you should reconsider many aspects of your life. Being a chav is clearly not working out for your mind.

>mudbloods telling me how to eat food

in mexico only sell sardines in tomato
how are canned sardines in europe?

>americans

Traditionally in (olive) oil but they are also sold in a variety of sauces.
The quality varies widely so I stick to Portugese ones. These are always good.

To be fair, they are right in this case.
t. cultural continental

I am gonna pick up some tuna and sardines on monday.

For me, it's rice with sardines. It's even better if it's one of that cancer-inducing tomato sauce sardines.

> british cuisine

he is right

I know those tomato sauce thingies. They taste real good.

>t.cuck

other elements of the meal? well no shit what the fuck else is the bread for?

guna enjoy some nice dry as fuck bread to destroy my mouth lining before i eat my tasty meal!!

you dip that fuck in anyway so just butter that bad boy up and pop it on your plate of hot food, butter soaks into the bread making a soggy disgusting bread mess with bits of the sauce from the main dish stuck to it and boom

healthy delicious buttery mess bread

>american cuisine

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I'll have your finest gourmet American meal please

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ja/ck/ is /ourguy/ please don't make fun of his retarded ass

Do Americans really eat this?

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What the fuck, man.

>Austrian """""connoisseurs""""""

>Mexican trips

that looks nice, too bad it'd probably clog your veins

>he doesnt have a small bread basket to throw some fresh bread into for his meals

You're a yank. Of course you would, fattie.

Sorry we can't all eat the apple without jumping the fence Nigel

y not just stick al the fOod in a blender and drink it on the go??