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>Silent Night starts playing

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*Uncontrollable sobbing*

for just 50 cents a day, you could help a struggling actor

>who let the dogs out starts playing

...

Every Sarah McLachlan song sounds like I just committed mass murder

THESE ANIMALS ARE SUFFERING BECAUSE OF YOU

dont hurt doggo!

But I didn't even do anything

Those fucking africa commercials with John Lennon playing

fuck

:'(

Reminder that the pups don't know why they're being locked up as most likely they did nothing bad. They also don't know they're about to be killed

>mute TV and/or change channel

;__;

>Reminder that the pups don't know why they're being locked up as most likely they did nothing bad. They also don't know they're about to be killed

Damn dude you must be a genius

>holds paws out
Nigga can you do something about this shit? This shit is a fuckin' drag...

>mfw thinking about puppers hurting

All things hurt constantly

Dogs should never suffer.

Heh, thanks. I'm not a genius, just super intelligent. I try to enlighten the plebs when I fins the time.

>tfw attachment issues so bad that I can't even get a dog for fear it will die too soon, possibly from my fuckup

Puppers must dwell forever

fuck this is why I don't get a pet either even though I would like the companionship

WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?

>tfw addicted to weed

I'm afraid they will just laugh and hang up if I call.

If one of these commercials comes up, I have to change the channel. Too heart wrenching to watch

>what do you mean 'no treats today'?

You are the casting director. What do you do?

Forget the dogs, white man, you need cash now!

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Rent a pool and let the puppers go to town on it

>NARF
>Our tribal resources are being drained

I thought those fucks were colonised.

>89.86%

Every time

You going to buy her diamonds or fap?

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hire cats

Cover myself in peanut butter and let the dogs go to work.

fap first then diamonds.

>89%
Chief Eagle Nose and his daughter Scams-the-goys sure know business

How on earth could someone ever hurt a dog?

Your dogs want you to reupholster, not buy that Ikea shit!

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Sup Forums, be honest

you'd do her

muh 1/64 Cherokee heritage

>typical commercial is 30 seconds
>this shit lasts for 2 fucking minutes

IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

Start a Korean Barbecue

Kys

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I hope her name is sits-on-dick

That dog is probably dead by now.

FUCK OFF ASPCA

I'M JUST TRYING TO WATCH A CHRISTMAS STORY WHILE WE DECORATE AND JUST HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS HANGOUT

>watching tv
>suddenly this commercial comes out

Wat do?

>that first note plays

>kars4kikes

>Not calling a jewish nigga up

big ounce

>Actually have to change the channel cuddle my dog whenever this shit happens

Am I a faggot?

dog is best dog

>call a nigga
>talk mad shit

>kids with missing limbs, in wheelchairs, or other debilitating conditions comes on the screen

IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL

>people will donate to dogs over these kids

...

WE CAN REBUILD THEM

>That dog is probably dead by now.

nah, just look at the famous dog toto they are still alive, probably.

I would
Doggos>children

Talk shit obv.

ITS A DISEASE

When I was in high school, a friend's parents caught him smoking pot once and made him go to some kind of fucking rehab or something

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW

CALL JG WENTWORTH

877-CASHNOW

Old bulldog on front right as funny old man. Dog right behind him as comic relief extra #1. Middle schnauzer(?) as guy who is too old for this shit.

Everybody else as various characters in the biggest party [Town X] has seen.

I hated this commercial.

I was a shriners kid but I can't donate because I'm poor, I feel bad because I feel like I owe these niggas for "fixing" my feet.

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The best.

I need a backstory now. What was wrong and why did you use quotes there?

I was born club footed and I still have the scar. Doesn't help I have arthritis and my toes are fucked anyway.

I'll never have a foot fetish website.

Huh, interesting. Thanks, satisfied my curiosity. Good luck in the future. Hope your shit doesn't get too much worse, man. Makes me feel bad that I have my health tho... Just like those commercials. Gotta thank my lucky stars desu

Bitch please.
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You're welcome? Usually everyone laughs at me and I sometimes laugh at the reactions because I love a good roast.

I mean, I could bully you if you wanted. I just wish the best for you man. Not everyone constantly has to be a dick on this site.

But okay, I guess I'll bully you if you want.

DUDE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FEET HAHA!!!! Cut your fucking nails too you disgusting NEET. Do you know what a fucking vacuum is!? Jesus Christ there's like a whole head of hair in that picture alone. Fucking kill yourself you disgusting subhuman.

I want my puppers back

I have similar feelings as well. I hate being responsible for other lives around me.

Then get a cat, or better, just start feeding strays until one comes in

>Christmas is over
>theyre still shoving ASPCA, Shriners, St Jude, Red Cross commercials down your throat

hi Sup Forums woof woof

who /comfy/ here?

Those are pretty gross, bro.

Dogs are objectively more important than children.

Puppy :)

LEAVE THE PUPPERS BE

That dog is swole

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i only see this shit on the shitty movie channel that plays shit like elvis movies, paint your wagon and donovan's reef, is it on more than one channel?

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>you will never get swole with your bestfriend/side kick doggo
the fucking feels man

Exactly what I wanted!

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dogkino

pitbulls sure are cute when they're not biting a babies face off

EEEEENNNNNNN THEEEEE ARRRRMMMS OF ANGELS

pls no

Fucking adorable