Why is france sooooo fucking weak?

Why is france sooooo fucking weak?

Because fascism is superior

Probably because they're pussies

what a shame

>be france
>win more battles than any other European nation over the past 100 years
>also doesnt get nuked and occupied by americlaps
pic related

>the last act of terrorism in nz was committed by the French government

Really makes you think

I don't know but thanks for the land, dumb frogs

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>reminder there is a 40% chance every burger you speak to isn't white

>Americans are racist!
>but we're whiter than America

They're not, they were a great power for centuries but ww2 and American domination ruined it

I am a racist though.

I may be a burger, but at least Im not a leaf

I may be a leaf, but at least I'm not a frog

italy, explain this immediately!!

French poster where? Im not gonna go claiming I'm french because of my meme 1/16th or whatever French heritage

I like France.

Prove it

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>I like France
nigger

You're certainly defending France it would seem.

My skin is white.

yes

From what I know of the event (could possibly be wrong)

Basically 9 Frenchman and a dog were defending from an unreachable position in the alps and the Italian commanders sent wave after wave of infantry at then

Eventually they surrendered after holding out for a week but by that point France had already surrendered

Guy on the left looks a lot like me and these are my DNA results
r8 m8

anglo/10
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I'm flattered but Sup Forums thinks I'm 100 Mali

user pls stop defending the french

They never really recovered from Napoleon getting BTFO

Why? Just out of curiosity

t. Quebecois

nice digits

Thank you, Ma'am.

This thread
yes

because they're a dumb and dangerous people, the only good thing about them was their colonists and the descendants of the colonists

>dangerous
pic related is you

HON HON HON

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I like France too. How to get qt pure french gf?

they don't exist

Dunno bout that
Arguanly besylt european rugby team
2nd best kickboxers in europe
Savate
Invented grecoroman wrasslin
2nd largest colonial empire
Quebec has best canuk boxers
Best at judo now thanx to teddy reiner

Nice flag

That battle never happened.

You're cute Japan.

We only won thanks to Mysore

"""Japan"""

Why are Poles so butthurt and obsessed with France?

>this thread again

They're trying to convince themselves someone did worse than them in WW2.

implying we haven't been the worse in this fucking war

Let him do, It's funny at least

Poland lost 1 and a half weeks quicker than France

but i'm japanese

kys

If you believe that pic related is a Japanese person, then sure

Learn history retard


Even by the sheer ammount of death we're superior to the Anglos

Apparently do everything I haven't been doing.

Yeah, but tat's just because the anglo leveled some of our cities.

>military deaths
Merci de ta contribution user.

Sans doute un bougnoule imo

>Poland lost 1 and a half weeks quicker than France
>attacked from 4 sides, by Germans & Soviets
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Soviets army != Italian army
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no additional brithish army to defend our positions

They were the most important country during Louis XIV and Napoleon, that's more that what a """""""japanese""""""" can say.

You are one of the greatest nations in Europe
Are you seriously gonna compare yourself with the likes of Poland?

>no additional brithish army
>to defend our positions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You mean treacherously fleeing, rite ?

White people >>>>> shitskins.

>Soviets army != Italian army
Soviet army was shit-tier, especially in 1939. Nevertheless Polish forces got steamrolled by them. Italian army tried invading France and the French defensively defeated them

>no additional brithish army to defend our positions
So you lost because you needed Britain to fight for you? got it.

>You mean treacherously fleeing, rite ?
Drôle de guerre level desu

>Italian army tried invading France and the French defensively defeated them
No?

pretty sure the Germans did it

Fake propaganda battle. The actual invasion kills were 260:600 and keep in my that french were sitting on bunkers in the fucking alps, basically maginot line on mountains.
Most of italian trooops died of sickness and frostbites(4500) because they lacked anti-frost clothing in the alpine winter.
Basically the same happened on the don river in russia

Giuseppe I...

Though, I know that the blame lay in Mussolini's hands, and not that of the generals.

Am I the only one who don't cares about this

Your only good general was an italian named buonaparte you low iq algerian admixed shitskin

>buonaparte
Sounds gay but he has a cool hat

It was a drole de guerre because the Germans managed to beat us and breach so easily, and also because the only time we invaded Germany, there were no Germans to counter the invasion and we simply retreated into France.

The Anglo being perfidious is nothing suprising.

>only good general
Are we chucking Vercingetorix, Phillip Augustus, Le Guesclin, Villars, Turenne, the Great Condé, Soult, Massena, Davout, Bugeaud and all the others out of the window?

Ungrateful brat.

He was corsican. I'm corsican myself, I have nothing related with you shitalians.

The French alpine troops held them off until the armistice with Germany was signed

>Three against one
This is nearly bullying now. Let him breath.

Massena was italian too, I wonder how many of those are actually french

You're not Corsican. Also napoleone's family was from Tuscany.
But all mussolini wanted was some hundred deaths so he could sit on the winners table.

This is the greatest thing about Europe, we are always fighting eachother but we are still all related.
For example, my grandma is from northern Italy.

>But all mussolini wanted was some hundred deaths so he could sit on the winners table.

We're not so different, you and i...

>You're not Corsican
Chjusu a bocca, arabo.

That doesn't prove nothing.

>cherrypicking
Hmmm... He was from Nice, which is French as far I'm concerned.

Venite in Corsica è dicenu à a mo stessa, abdul.

Nowadays? Sure. I don't think they even speak their dialect anymore.
So I take I'm actually English?

because we're assholes

>"On 10 June Italy declared war on France, bringing forth from Roosevelt the angry condemnation that 'the hand that has held the dagger has struck into the back of it's neighbour'. Italy's act had little military consequence. After days of fighting before the armistice was signed, an alpine army of thirty-two divisions had barely dented France's alpine front, held by General Orly and three divisions; on the Côte d'Azur the Italian invasion was held up by a French N.C.O and seven men."
From "To Lose a Battle" by Alistair Horne

>So I take I'm actually English?
Yes you are, welcome to the relevant world, Italian friend

But most Euros are

Italiana cagna, bocca grande è catzu petite.

Can you at least read the wikipedia page? the italian battles deaths WERE 631

Frostbitten: 2631
Deserters: 616


every historian pointed out the extreme lack of resource and quality equipment of our troops. They had nothing to pretect themself agaisnt the frozen winds of the alpine winter and most of them were south-italians. The climate change was brutal

Why are italian brown? I'm not talking about african immigrants, but the italian themselves. They look like arabs. They also tend to behave like arabs (bragging, being violent, etc...).

Why ?

but they literally created our civilisation though

What? Western civilization was created when Clovis was crowned. I don't think there is anymore roman blood in italy. I don't think Romans were like the shitskins that populate Italy right now.
It's easy to tell, Romans made huge military prowesses and conquered a lot while Italy are military incapable. Not only they're incapable, but they're backstabbing faggots that betray their allies when they feel the wind turn.

Missing is pretty much the same as killed, especially when you are up in the alps

>italy talking about war
It's as if an English was talking about food.

S-so much hate bro