Most memorable theatre experience

Most memorable theatre experience.

got a sloppy blowjob from a fat chick during fantastic mr. fox, she tried to pull away at the last second but i held her head down and came in her mouth while calling her a fat slut.

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The time at the end of the Thomas the Tank Engine movie got up and started clapping at the end yelling encore. My grandpa never saw another movie with me again

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Jurassic World
Force Awakens

Avatar and Man of Steel

Titanic

Tears rolling down my face during the last 15 mins.

Avatar. The only movie that was worth it on the big screen.

> I watch Titanic in the cinema.
How old are you? 38?
What are you doing here you pedophile.

>Spider-man 2
>get a handjob
Not too bad.

nothing much else to tell she was a slut and wanted my cock so I told her to get to it, the theatre was completely empty so i had her lean over while i pulled out one of her floppy tits and pulled on it while she gagged and choked on my cock she did a good job and after she swallowed she thanked me for it.
I fingerbanged her in her car after the movie and she either squirted or pissed all over her seat, called her a dirty slut and left

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Avatar in 3D Imax

Jim's Avatard. Even if I don't like the movie.

Avatar and Mad Max.

I just remember Avatar was fun im kino.

>go see movie
>friend wants to see in 3d
>i dont care
>go in
>theater is packed
>fat tween is making a lot of noise behind us
>talking loudly during pre-preview ads
>starts whining to her omega boyfriend that she cant find her glasses
>a good 10 minutes of loud whining
>nobody is doing anything, not even him
>whip off my 3d glasses, turn around
>throw my pair at her and tell her "here, now shut the hell up"
>silence
>2 minutes later
>"hereyougoeifoundminethankyou" and she slinks back into her chair as fast as possible
>go home
>take a big dump
It was a good day.

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Blown by a tranny during Grand Budapest Hotel that I didn't realize was a tranny until I talked to my friends a few hours later.

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Titanic cause thats when i got my first blowjob

BASED JIM

what's with all these faggots getting blowjobs in kino?

get a blowjob somewhere else

I'LL GET A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR DAD YOU FAGGOT

I REMEMBER YOU LEL! You got tricked so you're only like 49% a fag.

>i recognize that gay blowjob

It's a pretty memorable gay blowjob.

I dropped acid a few hours before seeing the force awakens

The trip was great, the trees at night with the lights looked like giant spiders

too bad the movie sucked

>be 12
>mortal kombat preview comes on
>oh fuck muh dik
>autism at critical levels
>stand up in front row, facing lacked theatre
>raise arms over head and scream mortaaaal kombaaaat
>whole theatres wtfs and lols
>12 y.o. thought it was awesome
>now 36
>never got her pussy

I've never had an eventful experience at a movie theatre.

My city college's adaptation of A Streetcar Named Desire was great.

My city's university adaptation of Red Light Winter was also great. They also adapted Bog Of Cats, which was a little sloppy to be honest. The actress playing Hester Swain kept fucking up her accent, but it was a very wholesome experience. Loved the set design.

Honestly, I don't really have a memorable theater experience.

I can remember seeing movies in a theater, but nothing notable.

Oh and the university also adapted a play about this family out in the sticks, and the youngest son apparently has a gay twin buried underground near the house whom he frequently visits with. That was a fucking TRIP holy shit. I wish I could remember the name.

I saw Signs on opening night. Theater was packed. Everyone seemed really into. Great atmosphere made the movie even better.

I must've gone to the kinoteque 10 times my whole life. All of them were for shit movies

>Syriana with my father
>mostly empty theater
>15 minutes after movie starts fat black guy comes in and sits right in front of us and starts chewing his snacks and drinking his soda loudly
>my dad has anger issues and is clearly getting pissed off, and holding it in
>get to the torture scene black guy is laughing yelling "haha fucking white bitch"
>dad tells him to shut the fuck up
>black stands up, turns around
>by the time he turns to face us, my dad is on his feet, with his fist already en route to black face
>black guy falls back over the seats
>we practically teleport to the parking lot we got out of the theater so fast

this thread is surprisingly free of memes

Here's my top 5:

1: Terminator 2: Judgement Day - Saw it in 1991 when I was 13 and it was and still is the greatest cinematic experience of my life. Not only met but obliterated my expectations.

2: Batman - The hype for this was fucking insane and I waited TWO HOURS in line to see it with a packed audience. In hindsight the script could have been better but it felt like an event and everyone cheered at the end. Still watch it every so often.

3: Gremlins - Was six years old in 84 and this Horror/Comedy is the perfect movie for young boys. My favorite Christmas movie, I watch it every years on that day.

4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Avoided the first two movies and didn't read the books but I saw Azkaban and was blown away! Read the books and realized that they had a bit more going on than I first suspected. Saw Goblet with a packed theater and it was thrilling.

5: Return of the Jedi - back in 1983 I was five years old and I remember seeing it as clear as it happened yesterday and it's why I have great nostalgia for it despite its problems. Was in the videostore at the mall today, looking for Blurays, and it was playing on their screen. Stopped and watched the last 20 minutes because I felt compelled to do so. Can't say I'd do that for any other movie, even Terminator 2.

!!!FACT!!!

Yeah, I heard you and your Mom started dating.

then what happened?

I saw DKR in a big theatre.

The midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane when I was 16. It was insane. People were shouting the lines they'd shown in the trailers. Everyone was laughing at everything. I was too young for it, but I imagine most people were blitzkrieged. It sounds obnoxious but everyone knew it was going to suck ass, so all the hooting and hollering was actually fun.

King Kong and Interstellar are the other two. King Kong had the two most intense action sequences I had ever seen at that point. The bronto stampede with the raptors, and the insect pit scene. Those two scenes were the only time I actually said 'Wow.' out loud in the theater.

The ending of Interstellar when he went through the black hole had me on the edge of my seat for a few minutes. However, he should never have made it back. He should have been lost forever.

>1. Grabbing boobies for the first time with a trashy cowgirl during Happy Feet in front of her little sister

>Hundreds of drunk redecks and nigs yelling OHHHHHHHHHH at the sex scene at the midnight showing of 300 with my gf.

I miss that shithole

Saw there will be blood 35mm print at little independent cinema. Looked fantastic and hearing the score through quality speakers was insane. Interstellar on 2 brownies was good. Also went to see a showing of the room with a tommy wiseau q&a. Guy is off his rocker. Half the people there were dressed in tux's and red dresses, every time the framed spoon came on there was a massive flurry of plastic spoons thrown at the screens, the floor was littered with them. Was the most fun screening i've been to

Interstellar in IMAX was by far the best cinematic experience of my life.
Pure audio visual candy.

Felt more 3D then 3D.

The movie is literally made for watching in cinema, you can't see or feel the aspect ratio changes no matter how good your home system is.

In cinema, the visual narrative overpowers the written narrative.

yeah I saw Man of Steel shitfaced drunk and it was incredible

How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Only movie I saw with my grandfather. He passed from cancer a few months later.

Honorable mentions are D-Wars because I went with a group and bros and we laughed at how horrible it was.

Also Phantom Menace because my uncle was down from Cali and it was my first Star Wars in a theater.

1. watching the scene in the Dark Knight where batman flips that semi, the whole theater gasped
2. Getting a sweet handy while watching friends with benefits from my prude gf at the time

Jaws and Star Wars in the 70's

Bump.

>The bronto stampede with the raptors, and the insect pit scene
These may be the two worst scenes in the entire movie

>Insect pit scene
>Bad

Pick one.

>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front
>she stars yelling
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>I yell back
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD?"
>"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD?"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"

>Watching "The Day After Tomorrow".
>It's a hot day.
>Someone yells "Turn up the air conditioner".
>Out of nowhere, some other guy yells "This is life in the real word, you fucking rich boy" or something. Dude sounded pissed.
>Two guys, sitting on opposite ends of the movie theater, get into a shouting match over social classes in the middle of a disaster movie.
>"Fuck you, motherfucker, it's hot as fuck!"
>"That's how it is in the hood!"
>End after at about 5 minutes of argument.
>Later in the movie.
>New Ice Age, everything is getting frozen.
>"Cold enough for you, rich boy?"
>"Motherfucker, I'll beat you".
>Another shouting match, schedule fight for once movie is over.
>Movie is over.
>Both guys bail.

>be me
>want to see Star Wars Rogue One
>local theatre is pretty strict with their no singles policy
>hear about a place about 4 hours drive that is less strict
>leave at 12pm, showing is at 5:30, so leave enough time for gas and breaks
>traffic is fine most of the way but heading out of the city is hell
>lose about 1 hour off my schedule
>get halfway about 3:30
>suddenly engine noise
>car breaks down
>weight for truck to come
>decide to just hitchhike
>meet some cool people, one guy had a ferret
>get to cinema about 5 minutes before showing starts
>start queuing
>see the K9 units come out
>OH FUCK
>get to full body scanner
>hurry through
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"Sir step this way"
>look back and everyone is laughing at the monitor of the body scanner obviously at my micropenis
>K9 unit approaches me
>"Sir are you alone?"
>start crying
>dog walks up to me
>his nose goes in my pocket
>pulls out a wad of spaghetti

>it looks like you are covered in mega insects
>let me magically shoot them off you with a machine gun while we're both stumbling around

>be 27
>mom tells me she is going to take me to see the force awakens
>even bought two seats for me
>waddle to the car becaue mommy is going to let me start it while she puts makeup on for our date
>jump in the back seat because I'm old enough for the big boy seat now
>while waiting in the car a guy jumps in and robs mom's car
>he is too distracted to notice me sitting in the backseat
>I slouch in my seat deeper than ever before >after 5 minutes, just enough time for him to feel safe, I finally speak up in the monotone of a person who doesn't understand the gravity of the situation
> "I am in the backseat, AMA"
>He is shocked and terrified by my non-chalance, causing him to lose control of Mom's minivan and crash into a nearby Denny's
>he dies upon impact but I emerge without a scratch because I didn't tense up
>As I step out of the flaming wreckage, my strong legs glistening with sweat from the heat of victory, applause erupts throughout the establishment
>"Hero" the call me; a title I reluctantly accept. >Unaffected by the commotion, I calmly walk over to a booth and beckon a beautiful Denny's waitress to me.
>"No need for a menu" I say, "I'll be having 2 of everything"
>for the first time in my life, I would eat at a restaurant without my Mom.

Was the Force Awakens any good?

>tfw most memorable cinema experience is being pushed down the stairs by Asians

>Have a good laugh
>Wait for her out in the parking lot
>Hit her in one of her three negro skull dimples with a ball peen hammer
>Load her into my car
>Take her to the shack I built in the woods
>Wait until she wakes up
>Tell her "This is for the Madea movies"
>Do that thing that makes me feel like a God
>Bury her in a very deep well constructed grave

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Its spectacularly show what high-end theaters can do.

2012

The whole theater was laughing on the Sheik in Submarines scene.

Nice

Go on.

I had sex during pacific rim b/c the theater was literally empty, and I texted my friend worked as the usher at the theater to not come through

Mortal Kombat

Movie was shit in hindsight but I didn't care, I was 10 and went with some of my friends and a parent. I have a strong nostalgic attachment to the film as a result.

-Watching the blue ray rerelease of extended LOTR in my big movie theater.

-Watching District 9 and realizing it was probably my favorite movie ever

-Going to see Half-Blood Prince on opening night, not considering the fact the theater was going to be mobbed, and getting choice seats despite starting at the end of the line

-Going to a midnight showing and being the only one in the theater

>In Sydney, basically Beijing the 2nd
>Go to see some Marvel flick
>Wait in line forever because Asians love marvel for some reason
>Finally get into cinema, Korean dude filming movie on his phone
>Movie over
>My feet hurt
>Walk down steps, get halfway then Ching Chongs trip me and another person
>Sho Shorry! Sho Shorry! Sho Shorry!
>They giggle and laugh as they walk of

Got a pretty decent cut on forehead because of it, overall Asian ruin movies

Went to see Grindhouse opening weekend, and there was a group of 4 or 5 teenagers ahead of me in line to get tickets. One of them tells me their chaperone bailed on them, and asked me to help them enter the movie. I was around their age when I watched Pulp Fiction, so it felt good literally ushering a new generation of fans.

>go see Guardians opening day with gf and friends
>a fucking entire school bus comes in, filled with kids
>they all take the best seats
>kids start chanting OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA as the movie begins
>go quiet as they're hit with the soul crushing cancer scene

Not really that interesting but it was a memorable little thing.

They did go back to being excited as the movie picked up, hearing them cheer for the good guys and boo for the bad one was kinda magical, if a bit annoying.

>Movie was shit

Take that back.

>be me
>first year in university
>end of second semester
>most of my friends dropped out right after finals
>last day of academic year
>we all go drinking
>one friend co-runs an arthouse theater
>we ask him to let us have a private screening tonight
>"what the hell, fine"
>later, in the theater
>"what movie do you guys want?"
>we pick Jingle All The Way
>during the film, we make all sorts of theories around the kid
>autist kid who loves big guy cock and maybe furry too
>laugh it all up
>final scene
>kid gives Turbo Man to the mailman
>"but son, that's the figure you wanted the most"
>"i don't need it, I got the real turbo man at home!"
>we all end up crying
>i hear someone say something like "i'll never be a hero to anyone"
>tfw turbo time became sad as shit

>had a gf
>we kissed
its been 10 years