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sick of getting spic results when I search for espanol

Any Tim man?

Yes. what is it?

ill heem the next 'shman I see

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away!
Look away! Dixie Land

always irritated when they ask "can we use this with credit?"
fuck the credit, i want 5% of all revenues

am neurotypical

is this aisha?

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10th for anime

go erp in balt

What Kim needs is a nuke up his ass, courtesy of the Donald.

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Bloody hell it just keeps coming

what 'ast food should I get lads?

Utter gremlin child. Would not hesitate to deck her should she ever pull that face at me

The kind you can catch lad x

Faith Goldy or Tomi Lahren?

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the gf

do they even have to do it? i have my doubts

christ

Faith Goldy, anyone who says different is an absolute bender

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Getting a panic attack lads

>Blonde 'conservative' Thots

Not interested lad

Didn't think they were political youtubers. They sound like pornstars.

Are you following Lei Feng's good example today lads?

could heem that child with one hand tied behind my back

>hand in 3 weeks notice to shit part time supermarket job
>suddenly they change the rota and put me in every single day for the next three weeks bar one day off

something tells me they are not happy with me

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you reckon?

>dad is building new house
>time to put in the floors
>gets an estimate to hire it done
>$2800
>doesn't want to pay that much
>turns to me
>"user can you help me put this floor in" (any by "help" he really means do it all by yourself)
>i agree to do it because i owe him $3k
>start putting in the fucking floor
>it's a massive pain in the ass
>cuts, bruises, broken fingernails, pinched skin, blood blisters, aches and pains, the whole nine yards
>finish it a week later
>complain a bit about how difficult it was
>he calls me soft
>mfw

you'd think he'd be a little more appreciative considering i just saved him 3 fucking grand but nope, he's always gotta be an asshole

birmingham new street lads

shut up cunt

I go to the baths a few times a year, sometimes solo more often with my partner. Usually for a big weekend party. I don't go crazy there, sometimes just get my dick sucked or chill in the hot tob and be a voyeur.

Okay. About a year ago I went solo to a Saturday bareback evening party night.

Lights were dimmed lower than usual. Got there early, walked around and relaxed. Made out with some guys, tugged on some dicks and groped some butts and got the same in return, went through the blackout maze got my dick sucked and briefly stuck my dick in a couple guys. Fucked a young cub in his room for a bit til he came.

Popped out and grabbed a light meal and a couple shots with a friend waiting for things to pick up. Head back around 8 pm. Fuck another guy in his room. Wash up again, hang out in the hot tub for a bit, get low-key molested while I relax which was a lot of fun.

I fuck a couple more guys after that briefly. The big sling room is just a huge seething orgy. It was pretty bottom-heavy and I stuck my dick in so many guys I don't know. Fucked a cute little twink and a big bear and a hairy muscled Mediterranean beast and a whole bunch of regular joes. I came in a hairy white otter guy about 30.

I'm feeling really good at this point but I need a breather, I have another quick shower. I figure I'm down for at least one or two more times, right? It's about 10 pm and things are in full swing, the tops are starting to stream in, prowling looking for holes to breed. I start thinking man I did kinda wanna get fucked so I play with a toy and I'm good to go.

I eat some crystal and I head out to smoke a joint. Probably not the wisest decision... I start coming up when I get back in, I'm really pumped and horny. Crazy horny. I head back to my room and start really ramming myself with my toy. God I wanna get fucked. I haven't needed a cock like this in years. You know what??? Fuck it.

FOY

fucking soft cock

I crack the door open and just lay stretched out on the bunk with my ass presented. Guys cruising peek their head in, more than a few really linger and check me out. Huge thrill being sized up like that. This cute scruffy white guy about my age with a few extra pounds makes eye contact. Kind of white trash looking. I suck his dick, he's hard instantly. In it goes. Fuuuck it's been a long time since I've been fucked. Thank god he's got an average dick.

I just zone out. Look up over at the mirror and there's another good looking clean cut guy about 40 jerking it watching me get fucked. I nod at him and scruffy guy lets him take a turn fucking me. They're tag-teaming me, I'm grunting and howling at this point. Clean cut guy blows in me. Slaps me on the ass and says thanks for the fuck and he's outta there. Guys are stopping at my door to watch this go down. Young scruffy guy goes back in and cums too, we kiss a little and he's off too. This really fit young black muscular guy sticks his head in and I nod at him.

Towel comes off, nice uncut dick. Start sucking him. Oh shit I thought that was a shower but it's a grower. He's not crazy long but it's long and it's so fucking *thick*. It's thicker than my big toy. He grabs my toy and just shoves it in my ass with some lube rough as hell.

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You didn't save him shit. You owed him. In fact, you still owe him 200.

I just go limp because I either go limp as a rag doll, ask him to leave, or probably die right? He's really into working my hole with the toy, gets most of his hand in there and I'm like "just shove your dick in me". Oh shit. I have never been fucked like that ever. Goddamn. Fucker bottomed me out on every single fucking thrust. Five minutes later he stops and I'm like "what's wrong?" - "I came". He climbs off me and I give him a smack on the ass and he gives me this wicked grin and ducks out too. I need a break at this point, I check myself out and there's blood but I'm okay. That guy definitely put me outta commission for the night!

So I take a breather, drink some water, grab a shower, and just cruise the party topping again. Fucked a whole bunch more guys. It all blurs together at that point. I came in a really cute young jock type who was being whored out for loads by his boyfriend. At that point I'm done for the night.

I grab a couple beers at the bar to take the edge off the ice, and sit down where you can see up into the sling room and just zone out watching the cum dumps take load after load. I'm at a semi the whole time thinking about those tops sliding their cocks into a hole that's already got my cum in it but I'm not really feeling actively sexual, just very pleasantly sexually zoned out.

I hit the shower one last time, bum some Stribild off my friends' roommate on the way home, and crashed even harder than I did after the military fitness evaluation test. Every single bit of me was sore for about three days

what flooring did you use

Nigger

*transmits cancer to you*

Need a gf like one in them toothpaste adverts

wow thanks

London is a leading global city[16][17] in the arts, commerce, education, entertainment, fashion, finance, healthcare, media, professional services, research and development, tourism, and transportation.[18][19][20] It is crowned as the world's largest financial centre[21][22] [23][24] and has the fifth- or sixth-largest metropolitan area GDP in the world.[note 3] [25][26] London is a world cultural capital.[27][28][29] It is the world's most-visited city as measured by international arrivals[30] and has the world's largest city airport system measured by passenger traffic.[31] London is the world's leading investment destination,[32][33][34] hosting more international retailers[35][36] and ultra high-net-worth individuals[37][38] than any other city. London's universities form the largest concentration of higher education institutes in Europe.[39] In 2012, London became the first city to have hosted the modern Summer Olympic Games three times.[40]

rude

>tfw no japanese bf

just been caught taking an upskirt picture of a colleague

sitting outside the HR office now probably awaiting my P45

WANT

TO

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sharting at this comment chain

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NUKE

Need everyone in this thread without a UK flag to explain why you're here and plead your case why we should even give you the time of day

literally just reddit, JFs and benders
unironically top yourselves, the lot of you

MY BOLLOCKS

Having a burger

diev et mon droit

brit on holiday
i make highquality and thoughtful posts

>tfw no chadgod 190cmtall australian bf

Might brew my own beer as a project. Would like to do something like a mango or grapefruit IPA

Don't watch porn anymore just wank to lews youtubers

reeee copper?

If you're a /brit/ and you aren't at toil at THIS VERY MOMENT then you're a failure

simple as really

me but not chad or blonde or 190cm

unironically phone posting under the desk

Got a job interview at the end of the month 2bh

Still cute

What's toil

Looks at those bones, he must get a lot of pussy

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business idea: get a job

Literally at my desk phone posting :^)

This is the saddest thing' i've seen the whole week

I can taste her misery

CUTE

It's something that slaves do *cracks a whip to startle the runts working the fields*

>her

just slapped round the back of the head with a sausage roll in greggs

I've got a day off

Get 35 days off a year not including public holidays

>xer

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>ancestors come from europe to australia
>move back to europe
life can be so weird

>depression

If trips I must post face

Eccies

fuck off we're full

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might become a nazi lads
as banter

XE XI XO XUM, I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A WHITE CISMAN

want to join the labour party but only talk politics not personalities

just know i'll be fucked and not get selected for so much as 50th on a list of local councillors in fucking shetland.

Really makes you think

You'll be filled with cum once i'm done with you

i mostly just lurk, so i dont need the time of day. i try to restrain my posting to a minimum on a foreign general

Black people are good at running, everyone knows this

Good job, bud.

This picture? Love it

Running from the scene of their crimes

as an australian i believe i have helped establish our dominant presence on this board

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