Why did he hate Woody Allen so much?

Why did he hate Woody Allen so much?

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wow orson welles was a fatass

Because Woody Allen is a nasally Jewish peodphile.

MUAAAH THE FRENCH FRIES

HWOAAAAGH the frenchchampagne

He gained weight to play his final role: a planet.

woody was an eagles fan

*robotnik theme starts playing*

He could not stand that kind of man.

Holy shit, he really got fat in his later years. We're talking Brando-tier gluttony.

He literally just didn't like the look of him.

>Orson Welles: I think Katie just doesn’t like me. She doesn’t like the way I look. Don’t you know there’s such a thing as physical dislike? Europeans know that about other Europeans. If I don’t like somebody’s looks, I don’t like them. See, I believe that it is not true that different races and nations are alike. I’m profoundly convinced that that’s a total lie. I think people are different. Sardinians, for example, have stubby little fingers. Bosnians have short necks.

>Henry Jaglom: Orson, that’s ridiculous.

>Orson Welles: Measure them. Measure them!

>I never could stand looking at Bette Davis, so I don’t want to see her act, you see. I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

>Henry Jaglom: I’ve never understood why. Have you met him? [Jaglom is forgetting about Casino Royale]

>Orson Welles: Oh, yes. I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge.

Nice

>this redpilled
Was he /our guy/ ?

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

He was a big guy

Kek.
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I would kill to see drunk outtakes of these recordin sessions

MUAHHH THE AUTOBOT MATRIX

He also hated Peter Sellers so much he demanded the scenes where they're speaking to each other were shot on separate days.

>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
Jewish manlets?

skinny people maybe

Why was he such a fat cunt?

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orson welles was a huge orson welles

>hates Woody Allen
>Says he has the Chaplin disease
>disease

Why doesn't he just say it? It's pretty obvious what he's thinking here.

More like Orson Gravity Welles

the power of love transcends the power of fridge locks

Citizen Kane was co-written by a Jew you dumbasses

How was he even able to take a shit?

he was the Kevin Smith of his generation

Even his dog is fat.

>I never could stand looking at Bette Davis,
Rude.

how can one man be so bitter and so fat at the same time?

He remembers when he used to be a successful Chad. Remember, he was married to Rita Hayworth.

Mwuaahhh the big boobies

Sounds like the average Sup Forumstard

I was thinking more of Sup Forums

yessss.

>I would kill to see drunk outtakes of these recordin sessions

I'm too lazy to find you the exact quotes, but the Japanese sound engineer in the recording booth that day said that Orson could barely speak above a whisper, and was clearly on death's door.
They had to massively boost and tinker with the audio to get what appears in the movie, and Leonard Nemoy had to record some lines as Unicron as well.

for you

No, KS never had any talent