/HEEM/ Bisping Bis'banged Edition

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Hi

Reminder that this beatdown caused the """"champion"""" to cry uncontrollably

how easily casuals forget

we just dont care

Good thread buddeh. Perhaps wait a bit longer before making an early thread

Fuck Bisping

>XtremeYogurt

Shit is extreme

One thing I will never forget is him getting unequivocally BTFO by a superior fighter (for the second time)

What did he do to you?

Dudes the goat. End of story.

done updating. a handful of picks had 5 instead of 6 fights

So Hendo was the p4p hardest hitter in the ufc?

>Heemed people from WW to HW

joe rogan describing every black guy in the UFC - he is jacked! super shredded! a dangerous man... a beast!

P4p? Yes

Overall? No

>I eat 6, 7, maybe 8 times a day. I like beef, beef is good for strength. Cow beef, horse beef, I like fish. Horse is very good protein, better than beef. I eat Weetabix, nuts, fish. You’ll get big no doubt if you eat 7 times a day

>My mother is big and strong, my grandpa was a big guy too. If you are from a small family, you might find it hard to get big

Rockhold
Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

p.s. i'll add a few more picks if anyone else is late

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F

Wonder how much Luke is getting paid fighting in a bingo hall tonight while GGG/Canelo goes on. Probably not anywhere as near as Bisping's purse for ME'ing MSG

branch is a tougher fight than thales leities of cb dolloway

Rockhold looked like shit during weigh ins. I'm worried for him.

shes wearing a wig

Just realized this card has no wmma, when will i take my piss break now?

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Perry
Smith
Gillespie
Usman
Ledet

Yep

>Hair
Gone

>Muscles
Gone

>Confidence
Gone

>Health
Gone

>Chin
Gone

Why are ufc going against the boxing with rockhold??

It will do terrible ratings for that reason, just like Gastelum vs Weidman

So less people will watch Luke embarass himself

Don't most black girls wear wigs or have weave or w/e the fuck it's called?

I don't know much about black hair but I was told black women fuck their hair up with straightening products trying to get European hair texture and then have to wear weaves or wigs.

McMan Vs Hue did the lowest numbers this year

It will do terrible ratings because of boxing. Wmma has nothing to do with it, Weidman/Gastelum got shitty ratings because no one wanted to watch a bloated welterwight fight a washed up douche

pretty much yeah, when you see a black chick with straight hair its generally a weave. Never pull said weave however you'll get slapped to the shadow realm
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Leddit

Is platinum going to meme on us tonight?

The guy he's fighting is a weight class lower than him.
Platinum will get the heem

fake

Perry might just kill a man on live tv

Inb4 perry gets heemed round 1

CAN'T STOP

>tfw Perry would be 1 win away from his titleshot,had he won the Jouban fight

Platinum truely is /ourguy/. But he needs to ditch that alex nicholson nobody and get in on a real camp not a ufc gym.

but he didnt so now he's a gatekeeper because he's a bum

Nah, he needs more time. He's not even close to being ready for Tyron.

i thought stann had (thankfully) retired

WooP WooP wat up my ninjaZ who yall got your sKriLLa on ToNiTe?

MCL

>jouban got heemed twice in a row since sending him back to the journeyman realm forever

>tfw left mode
Work would be easier if I was strong but than I would have to waste time through eating and I don't like eating.

>Jotko vs. Hall

That right there. Hoping it's a goodie,

It wont happen
The other guy will probably gas out too

drink tons of milk
especially artificially sweetened milk

For sure dude. Floyd is too small my man

post walkouts
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Milk and sugar will make you jacked not fat. it's literally steroids. combine starch and oil to be a gyno bitch titted fat fuck.

is this possible without any banned substances? who should she fight next? do you think she could beat valentina at 125?

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If Joanna moves up to 125 Claudia is taking the belt

yes

she's already gonna fight andrade

no

lowkey wanna see her vs Shevcheko

also what race is she?

She has a head? I need to rewatch that webm.

Also, how does anyone ever recover from this?

She doesn't lift to get big she has to keep her weight down to 140 or below lol

Would be a 10 if he nails weren't so small and stubby

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why are there no early prelims
wtf ufc

easy fight for claudia
bet the farm on claudia

Im saying this beacuse the fights on short notice. Its not like hes fighting RDA

*doesnt let you get close*

Hue. You can tell by the truckload of juice she's on

>last minute fighters always lose

based scroat, i want to taste her

only 10 fights

Platinum is going to starch homeboy lol come find me when it happens

Who /UFConFOX/ right now?

In the boxing stream right now and even they are talkin about mcgregor.

half hour till start?

link?

yeah but why
does dana hate pittsburgh

back up do

Its their way of thanking him for making boxing relevant

Come over and watch with me :)

O B S E S S E D

Remember the last welterweight prospect who lost to a late replacement fighter at a fight night event in Pittsburgh?

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what if joanna loses

One got cancelled a couple of days ago. Dude pulled out because he was sick lol

are you in pittsburgh?

not really, no

Texas

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i swear to god if any of you nerds try to cyber bully me again the last thing you'll hear is your own neck breaking

Oh I'm talking to the bisping poster, figures
This is some dude right out of the regional circuit, fighting out of his weight class, on short notice, against a fighter with real power.
Bisping, a ufc fighter, had just recently fought, was not too out of shape.

THIS, is more evidence that mma is a shit pseudo sport.
The mma world has still not figured out a better defense for kicks than to reach out to parry it while gambling on its trajectory and leaving the most vulnerable potential target(the head) exposed. 90% Of the time this is why head kicks land. PROTECT YOU HEAD FAGGOT. even if it means giving up the body at times.

mma is a primative "sport" full of bums.

>when his height starts with a 5

no way namajunas beats jj la

Rick story

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just gimme link plz. is it FS2? they talking about other shit on FS1

sick fight tbdesu la

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