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the sounds of edmongolia edition

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THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

/lifelong/

>the Canucks won't make the playoffs

you can't be this retarded, right?

2018 stan lee cup champions

you have 5 seconds to think of a worse sound than the kongs goal horn

i know this webm is silent, but i swear i hear lundpads make a yelp everytime

anybody else?

the mandarin language in general, absolutely hideous to listen to.

i hear this song every time
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>that interview

110%

never heard it desu, my chinese neighbours are learning german pretty quickly

OP was not a faggot for once

is he right?

t. Merkel

easy

it is faintly reminiscent of the sounds a cat makes while in heat.

bet chinese accented german sounds funny as fuck

GO AWAY MESSIER

HEY CONNOR

What's their name? Dubs chooses name
Trips chooses profession

Is it required by LA women to sit with their Iphones constantly throughout a game?

Yes

>2 goals on 11 shots

Remember that spic trying to tell me Quick is an elite goaler?

>panthlel fans

/jackets/

american women only care about african american athletes

it has been over a minute with no penalties, this is NOT hockey

>(((Fatenberg)))

Who else but /our team/

>this is how the nhl will try to entice china

>vanpooper

>it was 2-0

reminder

>cantpucks

>tankouver

hongcouver absolutely shook

literally all hongcouver sports teams playing right now
>nhlel
>mlels
>cflel

WHAT A WHIFFER

gib Dahlin please

>the entire city of canada

there still time to be a /lifelong/?

10-0

You have till' the first pre-season game to commit

>a greasy beaner is trying to start canada vs usa shitflinging
really magnetizes my macadamias

Impaired boating is fucking fun you bitch

yes they're really nice and cute :3 they even bow a little when thanking you

what is happening in Canada that you need PSAs about boating under the influence

>forgetting about the blue jays
>every canadian team ever

This thread needs more mad canadians making racial slurs they're so mad

alcoholism

>not getting shittered in a tin boat all summer

>really magnetizes my macadamias
I shouldn't be grinning like a fucking idiot at this

i have never known anybody in this country to operate a boat of any kind while not drunk

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>cantpucks in charge of clearing the zone

Just ask jose fernandez

>Blocks your path

How do you get around this 6'5 215lbs Goliath?

Got myself some bottom bowl tickets for flames vs canucks redwings and devils

Tell him I'm a Dasani type of guy.

Distract him with a crisp, refreshing Bonaqua

Bust

throw a bottle of Bonaqua

I throw a bottle of bonaqua to distract him while i go the opposite direction

In case you're too retarded, or canadian, we wrote oilers twice on the front of the jersey.

tell him i know his secret, and go around him while he is in shock

Ask him a question in englisn

I don't

scaaarrrrrrrr

I join him in blocking the path :-)

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>first preseason game
>comfy ogretime already

how much did that set you back lad?

No shit retard that's how they get your money

reminder, cantpucks wont make the playoffs

you can save money on concession stand prices if you smuggle in a bag of fish & chips taped to your leg

>Amerifrauds

Chicagos goal horn/song

>9$ for a can of Budweiser

Do they do haggis in Calgary? Chippy style that is

meme on meme overmem is honestly gary's best idea of the past decade

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Fuck your and ur chippy retards YO CAN SUCK MY YANGLEBURRYSCODHCH JEUZJWLASJENS FUCKJ G SAXKET

I paid $130 each for the tickets so I'm not surprised. Ive also got tickets to leafs Vs flyers and it cost me $118 for a nose bleed seat I can't imagine what the maple Jews are charging for beer in there

>kongs

>Kongs

>kongs

>KONGS

What a shot

>Kongs

>kongs

>kongs

*like a fog horn*
>KONGS

>Jake Vietnamese scored
HAHAHHAHAH KONGS BTFO

Budaj wouldve stopped that

youre welcome tampa

Lifelong kings fan here

Does losing in preseason mean anything?

there's a haggis place with a four star rating on yelp walking distance from the saddledome

don't know about chippy style tho

if you were you'd know

not really, but the kings arent making playoffs for a long time pal

Will this man be the first person to win back-to-back Calders?

Any streams

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I think my Airbnb is around that area nice