Hiya! I'm here for the job interview!

Hiya! I'm here for the job interview!

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We only employ humans.

Please proceed to this room and sit on the chair. It will only take a minute.

No Elves Need Apply

That isn't true sir I saw a nigger walking around when I came in.

This is an example of why we shouldve never stopped burning pagan animals

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FILTHY

DUMB

ELVEN

SCUM

is this an elf

>Hiya!

didn't even need to see the picture

I may be a half-elf but don't let that fool you. I have a strong work ethic and a high intelligence, much higher than your basic human. I spend many hours studying to be a mage and mixing potions in my apothecary... JK! I just am a big geek! I love cats and Game of Thrones and playing Warcraft video games with my girl friend.

Go flip burgers for 8.50 an hour

Actually laughed out loud at this. Sup Forums does make me kek sometimes

>girlfriend
We don't employ faggots either.

>niggers
>human
>pick one

Sup Forums needs sound so I can post the webm of the dwarf talking shit to an elf.

I've seen a lot of shitty ass elves in my day apply here, but you are absolutely the worst.

Here's what I'm wearing to the interview today, so excited

I'd fuck her from behind

Sorry we wear black and white the eyes don't match dress code and people may talk.

/tg/ please, where does your hate come from?

We have a dress code policy and unfortunately your piercings and cosmetics do not conform. Thank you and have a good day

on another note; how many of you work as or with collar white ?

im getting more and more redpilled everyday

this world is fucked-up. it is now alllowed to be dishonest and tell blatant lies, manufacture them even with statistics, as long as you are PAYING the money.

if you pay noone is allowed to fucking tell you anything, they act as if it was common sense courtesy

fuck this

>this dumb bitch has absolutely mutilated herself and will look like more and more of a retard as time goes by

NEXT!

This is what may be under that burqa
MUSLIMS WILL SUPPORT THIS

You appear to be the perfect candidate for this position. One last question. How much do you hate white males?

Is that a cum stain on her forehead?
Strange looking benis, if you ask me..

Thought those sleeves were scarification for a second. Anyway, I'd probably fuck her up her doodoo and then never speak to her again.

Ok, I need you to read the lines of Sha'rahk the Temptress on pages 34-37

>high intelligence
You seem to lack key reading skills, the sign said NO ELVES NEED APPLY.

Get the fuck out.

says here under "experience" that employers asking for experience is rape and a plot by rich white men to lessen the experiences of women

what did she mean by this/pol/?

isn't that a bit harsh, you can ask whether getting rid of them would be a problem or not

Ok this here is the room the scene will take place and you get two grand per gangbang.

Seriously though, why the fuck would anyone color their goddamn eyeballs and split their tongue. Showing up with such modifications on your body puts you immediately in the "dumbshit" category.

Perfect I knew you were the right candidate when I saw your liberal arts degree listed on your resume.
And your a Bernie supporter too wow
Please please have a seat I'll be with you shortly

That would be the joke, but thanks for explaining

maximum fuckin kek

Live long and prosper

Sup, is this the right place for the job interview?

what would a blowjob with this tounge be like?

*rolls dice behind screen*
you have been waylayed by asmodeus, king of hell
he immediately gates in a random smattering of type i-vi demons and engages in psionics to make you start punching yourself in the face while getting naked

wat do?

>her

Also the "I really want to get a blowjob from you" category.

>Wu-Tang symbol under the eye

That's the best part, this shit comes back to bite you in the ass eventually.

I know one faggot that wears flesh-coloured discs in all of the holes in his face after having a teen piercings phase. He just looks like a fucking mong now

...

very cheap

bye

Interesting blowjob. She could lick both sides of your dick.

No knife-ears allowed.

Hiya! I'm here for the job interview!

your mother sucks dwarf cock

Reminds me of this.

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You deserve rape.

Hi there, here is your complementary Still Suit. Please join the others in their annual ritual of turning into qualified wormshit.

elves are for sex slavery.

>this bitch can write this shit when I can't even think of a sentence to write.

why cant i be autistically egotistical?

Everyone sucks dwarf cock. Knife-ears most of all.

...

Also this is one of my favourite images OF ALL TIME.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

back to the ghetto where you belong

That's a Man

"Your mop & bucket are over there, be sure to clock out for your break"

Excellent. We need a party member that can search for hidden doors. Welcome aboard.

Did she try to put a Quake logo on her forehead or some shit?

"Well I don't know how you got into my truck but I hope you have a CDL."

So, I see you are into the alternative beauty bullshit. Tell me about your daddy issues.

youtu.be/rvJsG4F2Img

Post it on /wsg/, then link it here.

Bloede dhoine.

I work at Sams Club and the sad thing is we've hired worse.

>...
>Our people will contact you.
>soon

tongue splitting has got to be the most degenerate shit ever.

does that bullshit not hurt like fuck?

...

>Well I mean you're welcome to try, but a professional appearance is a requirement for the job, and as such, we'll take your appearance into account when considering your application.

would this^ still get you in trouble as an employer in the US?

>that image
>no nissan titan warrior

be here for the BJ and fuck off.

Welcome to BioWare,I love your elf ears, you'll fit right in.
We're working on a new game called depression quest 2 let's go meet the project lead...

lidocaine
I have seen a guy who fucked that up, and gis tonge grew together on the end part but not deeper.
So he had to cut it again.
Fucking degenerate

Good taste Britbong.

You are so brave and progressive, congrats you got the job!

Eyeball tattoos are so fucking dumb. The color doesn't even spread evenly, looks like shit 100% of the time

BECAUSE SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

>So he had to cut it again.

wow, that sounds like such a botched job and then for such a stupid ass result. goddamnit, man.

...

How safe that shit is?
Why anyone not retarded would risk losing sight for some shit?

Everything about 'you' is annoying, the phone case, the face, the fashion, I'll... I'll pray for you

>activate silent emp switch to disable any recording devices.
>unzip pants, pull out massive cock.
>"let's see what a little elf bitch like you will do for this job."

Admit it Sup Forums you would hit that.

She's not even gf material, but she's doable in a pinch, especially after some drinks.

is ruby a faggot/hipster language?

looks like he has tripe for earlobes

No elves.

Do not put your dick in crazy.

ugh that tongue thing is disgusting... reminds me of a certain bdsm i watched which scarred me for life.... ughhhhh nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

Im angry,

yes

it died years ago yet hipsters are trying to make it cool again

It was his own fault for being double retard.
Guy at the parlor told him to learn to wiggle both parts independently and do that every day or this would happen.
But he was like
>oww owww
>muw thung ish sho shore
>iw hurtsh sho much
>I cawnt shpeak or mowe it becaushe it hurtsh

It's like moron karma
He was forced to redo because he was both a bitch, and the tongue did not grow completely

Sal de aquí, puta. Solo empleamos latinos.