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>hol up hol up

cowGODS

its amazing how much more likeable the pooboys are without the rapist

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>mfw Scott and JT are back for the gf

>trent robinson thinks michael morgan is the best player in the comp

top kek

Are the Pooboys /ourguys/ going forward?

Melbourne are our guys.

BLEACHED

/ourguys/
1. pooboys
2. poobourne
3. poosters
4. poocos

easts > cows > broncucks > lelbourne

Manly's under20s are elite lads

what names should we be memeing with going forward m8?

cowcucks, cuckbourne, cucksters, broncucks

OFFICIAL LIST:

Cowcucks
Broncucks
Lelbourne
Poosters

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afl btfo yet again

Reminder to not give any form of monetary contribution to this fag loving spoort

anyone want to do a >mfw team x wins the hip

>That figure dwarfed the paltry turnout just down the road at the Showgrounds as just 14,865 fans came to watch Greater Western Sydney flog the West Coast Eagles for the AFL's lowest finals crowd since World War I.

krk

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Reminder

Cowboys 2009 - 12th
Cowboys 2010 - 15th Michael Morgan only plays 4 games
Cowboys 2011 - 7th, rekt in the first week of the finals. Michael Morgan only played 4 games again while he made the u20s GF
Cowboys 2012 - 5th, lost in the semi final. Michael Morgan only played 13 games that year
Cowboys 2013 - 8th, lost in the first week of the finals. Michael Morgan only played 9 games that year
Cowboys 2014 - 5th, Michael Morgan finally has a full year in first grade but plays it out of position at fullback
Cowboys 2015 - Michael Morgan FINALLY gets a full time shot in the halves and the Cowboys win the comp. Plays Origin too
Cowboys 2016 - 4th. Debuts for Australia
Cowboys 2017 - 8th, without Thurston and Scott, Michael Morgan carries them to the preliminary finals again

Does it upset you that Milford WILL be picked ahead of Morgan for the Maroons halves, barring injury? Lmao

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Milford will be shitting it up for Samoa in the world cup while Morgan will be lifting the trophy up in that number 6 jersey

kek, keep dreaming. Mongan will be forever a meme utility, while MilfGOD becomes the starting five eighth for Queensland and Australia from 2018.

Just a reminder that Corey Jensen has a brighter future ahead of him than Coen Hess.

*Wins Rookie of the year*

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The lack of footy is making me sad lads

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Went back to the pool today. Got an instructor there to check and correct my swimming technique. Was able to swim 200m - much better than my 60m effort yesterday. Hopefully I'll be able to swim 1500m non stop by the end of the month.

Still don't understand how King wasn't offside.

Would it have made a difference if he was?

I doubt the result would have been different, but the score would definitely be different.

Just made my debut at 17 lads

literally who

Casual detected

cowcripples on murder watch

Post people who will NEVER EVER play origin ever again

>Origin Game III 2018
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.

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I can't believe this is happening in 2017

lol

meanwhile yes voters are stealing peoples mail to vote yes on their behalf, and shining torches on envelopes to chuck out the ones with no votes

pathetic

You can use any means necessary to make a positive societal change. Like it or not, 'no' voters are objectively wrong and on the wrong side of history. We will defeat you.

>Objectively wrong on an issue entirely normative
Hmm

This is wrong.
Look at the angry black man in America (the one that opposed MLK)

Should everyone have received their shit in the mail by now? I haven't got mine yet.

just be like a militant lefty and steal your neighbours

except vote no obvs

I'm at the riddell district footy league grand final lads
trips reply in the next five min and I'll scream "WALKGOD" over the radio

Is this literally an AFL "athlete"? He has the same fat body as me.

Last night was an awesome game. I have to admit I thought the Eels would be too good. I rated Sammy Rarara to get enough tries to seal the deal but I underestimated what the Cowboys brought to the table. I went 0/2 this week after going 4/4 last week! Still extremely confident the Storm will take out the hip though, it's just inevitable. Good luck though for any of you who still have a team in it, and don't forget the mighty mighty bunnies will come back next year.

last week!

So sick of the gays shoving their agenda in our face. Next thing you know, they'll be writing messages in the sky. Oh wait...

It's pretty unfathomable that there are some people out there that hate another group of human beings so much, that they find it necessary to write a message in the sky, campaigning to deny them the right to be treated as equals. Just imagine some young LGBTQ kid going outside today, looking up at the sky and being reminded that someone, somewhere, thinks that they are so inferior and undeserving of equality, that they paid someone to do this.

But nah, gotta respect free speech am I right? Who cares how many LGBTQ kids commit suicide because of this stupid vote.

Voted no, lads.

Quads confirms no

Storm will win the ship

Trannies kill themselves because they're literally fucked in the head and get bullied because they act like it. Also relating trannies to SSM is about as retarded as grouping people with divergent sexual preferences together with people who believe they're in the wrong body. GLBP has no relation to TQIXYZ+.

Your average homosexual marriage advocate.

>Next thing you know, they'll be writing messages in the sky. Oh wait

why does that make me cringe

Yes, yes. Well done, pooboys, well done.

HOWEVER...

They are inferior

hmm

Because most people against SSM are cringeworthy as fuck.

I get that there's a lot of SJWs out there that are kicking up a big stink, but they are the minority. As I always say - Tong kosong nyarin bunyinya (empty drums, loud noises). Stupidity is always louder and appears more ubiquitous. But the silent majority of SSM voters just wishes they would shut the fuck up. Don't vote no just to try and win in a game of spite against these people. Positive thinking = positive life.

This is a good post. Sadly it's wasted here.

based RC does it again

solid

Your average homosexual marriage advocate.

Was going to vote no until I read based RC's take lads

Fuck, I remember seeing that when I was a kid. I was incensed. Toovey used to be one of my favourite players.

How long after the grand final does the RLWC start, and how long does it go for? I remember the last one was pretty comfy early in the morning/late at night. And I didn't have to pretend to like cricket for all of that summer.

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Based post.

Good lad. Swimming is the greatest exercise a person can do.

But i didn't vote no to just be spiteful I did it for the greater good of Australia and her children and for the NRL.

The average homosexual marriage advocate.

Just remembered Madge got sacked and a literally who replaced him.

Turning positive thought into positive action DID get the basedboys into the prelims

You're pozzed.

Walkie poz my neg hole

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>maroon
its lilyman

Look at how many tries he has scored

I don't understand why pedophilia will be next on the slippery slope 2bh

that can't be right

Cause baby can't see through, all this matter and makeup and deja vu.

Anthony Milford > michael mongan

BroncGOD vs Cowcuck GF confirmed

The unfortunate reality is that Nikorimanlet on the backline will be completely clowned on by le hurdling coconut winger

Boyd is back, idiot.

Mum said she's voting no

foxsports.com.au/nrl/two-boys-from-cessnock-will-be-voting-yes-andrew-johnss-brilliant-marriage-equality-instagram-post/news-story/0e2d51c55a4086e6d5ba8cd852bb2533

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Based Rugby League Immortal Andrew "Joey" "Don't Mind Me, It's Just a Tab of E" "My Kisses Aren't Just For My Missus" Johns

To all those NRL fans, who for whatever reason, want to shit on AFL for it's attempted progressiveness. Check this out
dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/two-boys-from-cessnock-will-be-voting-yes-andrew-johnss-brilliant-marriage-equality-instagram-post/news-story/0e2d51c55a4086e6d5ba8cd852bb2533

Andrew Johns says Yes to Gay Marriage

outinperth.com/nrl-voices-support-marriage-equality-following-appeal-ian-roberts/

Todd Greenberg on behalf of the NRL says Yes.

Vote Yes.

C'mon on now mate we're not on the same level as the gayfl yet
They're just virtue signalling and trying to be trendy or their kids are pressuring them into doing it.

Literally 3 fucking posts above you, retard. Kill yourself.

kys poosterpoz

>Burkas
Hazem El Masri might as well have been the Prince of this League.

It's not just virtue signalling, it's a step in that direction that the NRL is going to be inclusive and in line with modern values.