Main villain is explaining how his master plan is going to go down

>main villain is explaining how his master plan is going to go down
>Folds a piece of paper and sticks a pencil through it

>female protagonist that has followed the hero all movie and has risked her life for him numerous times
>"im sorry"
>switches sides and walks over to the bad guy

>female lead has a hissy fit and ruins everything, getting the male lead killed

>hero chooses to save female love interest over male bro

this literally hasn't even happened ONCE

>female lead is explaining how wormholes work
>pulls out her tampon and shoves it through a folded paper plate

>main villain turns out to be the good guy
>has to team up with all the former heroes friends to defeat him when the hero goes rogue

Live on NBC

Dumb frogposter

>Hero must choose between love interest and the world
>Chooses love interest

name seventeen kinos where this happens

> hero about to be killed, no way out
> gunshot
> villain falls dead, revealing forgotten sidekick who had snuck up from behind

>villain is killed by henchman they treated poorly throughout the entire film

what the fuck is a kino?

That's because women has no empathy or soul.

>Hero turns out to be sidekick
>Love interest was the villain all along
>Mentor character doesn't wear diapers
>sidekick is a CGI'd bobsled

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>sidekick is a CGI'd bobsled
every fucking time

>sidekick is a CGI'd bobsled
>also jamaican

poetry

I can imagine Gary Oldman did that at least twice.

>be me
>17th hour straight in the kinorama room viewing kino
>GF starts giving me an over the pants hand job during an establishment long shot
>pour my diet coke all over her and smash her face with the remote until she can't open her eyes.
>piss in my popcorn and mash it all up
>Tell her to eat it all or I'll fucking kill her
>she starts bawling
>make her get up and turn up the volume because I broke the remote on her face
>Start my kino session all over at hour 1 because she tainted the viewing
Women really just don't appreciate the medium do they?

Can you guys ease on the women are bad thing it makes me uncomfortable

>96th hour straight of kino
>realize the room is full of shadow people
>not sure if they have seen this particular kino
>ask them what they think
>They're in the TV now
>heat up all my silverware in the oven at 475 degrees
>put them in a pillow sack
>put the pillow sack over my gfs head and smash it with a hammer until she stops squirming and screaming
>Start the kino again so the shadow people can follow the plot
How do you guys usually watch kino?

In that case, her death is always justified regardless of what she says after the antagonist is killed.

every fucking crusade

Name one movie where this has happened.

Diana from x files kinda

>secondary antagonist is introduced in a stop motion animation that is separate from the film
>they don't sell it at kino dojo

>Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
>Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Lion King.

>head to local kino acropolis
>well into 40th viewing period
>shoe sticks to floor and makes a loud sound
>hear verbal outrage almost imminently
>screen goes dark, lights come on
>Guards have me in cuffs almost before I have time to think
>As they are deciding my sentence, I manage to explain that the noise only stemmed from eunuchs failure to properly clean a beverage spill
>they bring the three eunuchs assigned to this acropolis forward
>Theater Quartermaster decides to crucify them outfront

every fucking time

>be me
>stroll down to the kino ziggaraut to see what's playing
>They're running their 17 for the price of 1 deal
>Find a seat with a perfect view of the kino edifice
>Orderly puts my colostomy bag in and nails my feet into the ground
>I pull down the chains from the ceiling and put the hooks through my eyelids
>previews start
>excitement.jpg
>Before the kino even starts some guy starts wailing because he sat in the front row with the flesh maggots and they're through his cheeks
>Tell him to shut the fuck up
>Start screeching at him
>lean too far forward and the hook rips my eyelid in half
>let out a small yelp
>THE FUCKING ORDERLIES CUT MY TONGUE OUT INSTEAD OF HIS
>mfw i have to watch 46 hours of pure kino with one fucking eye
The shitty part is I had already used my refund for the month. Don't know if I'm going to be going back there.

>male gets caught in the act of something that looks bad but is just a big misunderstanding>
>"I can't believe you...'
>SWEETIE LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN
>"NO!"
>he never explains

Name 6 flicks playing at my local kinotorium that do this

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