Hacker character is introduced

>hacker character is introduced
>he has a fucking pet rat on his shoulder

this thread was better last night without >fucking

hasn't even happened once you dumbass

>leans in and squints at the monitor
>furious random typing

I'm in.

>hacker has a qt3.14 neighbor
>she becomes his gf by the end of the movie

>be me
>stroll down to the kino ziggaraut to see what's playing
>They're running their 17 for the price of 1 deal
>Find a seat with a perfect view of the kino edifice
>Orderly puts my colostomy bag in and nails my feet into the ground
>I pull down the chains from the ceiling and put the hooks through my eyelids
>previews start
>excitement.jpg
>Before the kino even starts some guy starts wailing because he sat in the front row with the flesh maggots and they're through his cheeks
>Tell him to shut the fuck up
>Start screeching at him
>lean too far forward and the hook rips my eyelid in half
>let out a small yelp
>THE FUCKING ORDERLIES CUT MY TONGUE OUT INSTEAD OF HIS
>mfw i have to watch 46 hours of pure kino with one fucking eye
The shitty part is I had already used my refund for the month. Don't know if I'm going to be going back there.

>hacker character is introduced
>he is a fucking pet rat

Rats are cool. If you tried having a pet rat you'd probably love it.

>cliche rat on shoulder
>not ferret in sleeve of black hoodie master race

House of Cards cane close with Cashew the guinea pig

...

Or the classic gerbil-in-ass

>hacker character is introduced
>he is fucking a pet rat

Gonna get a giant Rottweiler if I ever do this.

>hacker is a giant pet rat
>he has a very small hacker on his shoulder

when did William get a guinea pig?

>hacker character pets a fuck
>he introduces his rat

>hacker character is introduced
>it's not weev

>hacker character is introduced
>has NIN shirt on

We get it you want the "so fucking on the edge" crowd

>hacker character is introduced
>rat

5th timeline

>character is introduced
>he is a fucking hack

>not growing up in the early 90s
there's some things you kids will never understand

>hacker character is introduced
>he has a pet trap fucking his shoulder

>character's shoulder is introduced
>a rat ate the rest of him

All right reddit we get it, enough

>hacker character is introduced
>he isn't Russian

what hacker movie was anna kendrick in?

>gay faggot is enraged
>"All right reddit we get it, enough"

Have you guys seen or played Watch Dogs 2?
It's ridiculous.

One of the characters is actually described as having high functioning autism.
Another one has a mask on his face that displays random emotes.

>mad scientist character introduced
>"ich bin ze Professor guten tag"

+1 xD

Well, no one knew how he felt
Until, you know
He put on that particular apparatus

>hacker character is introduced
>he is played by chris hemsworth and not some rat faced dweeb

I don't watch your nerd shows user