>be American, get shot >be British, get stabbed >be German, get raped >be French, get bombed >be Australian, get bitten by spoidah >be Swedish, get invaded by niggers >be Japanese, get rekd by an earthquake, then nuked >be Chinese, get asthma attack from pollution >be Mexican, get stuck building a wall >be Middle East, get killed by ISIS >be Canadian, get cucked by PM >be Brazillian, get Zika >be Israelian, get gassed >be African, get AIDS >be South Polian, get hypothermia
Depending on the times we live """"normal"""" changes.
Praise the Sun
Joshua Phillips
>be Argentinean >get white
It's alright here
Ryan Wilson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Christopher Clark
These are all grand exaggerations and the probability of it happening to you is extremely low.
Jonathan Barnes
Polan
Gavin Cooper
Get driven on by nazi tanks. Then soviet tanks.
Logan Baker
>neutral as fuck >mandatory gun ownership >99.999999+% white
How can one country be so based
Jayden Kelly
>be from Switzerland, vote to take in refugees
Evan Cooper
>>Praise the Sun solaire is dead
Lincoln Anderson
Norway maybe
Owen Rodriguez
Finland?
Dylan Ross
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Adam Foster
>Get shot/hanged.. by yourself
Cooper Reyes
>be Irish, get drunk but fuck off, we're full
Cameron White
Of shit.
Evan Gutierrez
>>be American, get shot >>be British, get stabbed >>be German, get raped >>be French, get bombed >>be Australian, get bitten by spoidah >>be Swedish, get invaded by niggers >>be Japanese, get rekd by an earthquake, then nuked >>be Chinese, get asthma attack from pollution >>be Mexican, get stuck building a wall >>be Middle East, get killed by ISIS >>be Canadian, get cucked by PM >>be Brazillian, get Zika >>be Israelian, get gassed >>be African, get AIDS >>be South Polian, get hypothermia You answered your own question user.
>that massive continent sized swathe of frozen bullshit to the north of canada that no one cares about
what a funny planet
Aiden Sanchez
>be Argentine >die of sickle cell anemia
Lincoln Jackson
My bug-out bag is packed for Iceland.
Nathaniel Lewis
Of AIDs
Alexander Johnson
>be Faroese, get potato
Liam Watson
a nigga gotta protect himself against malaria bruh
Ayden Brooks
Come to Denmark and enjoy your stay as the right rule the way.
James Powell
Tyrone please
Levi Hill
According to our education system, Israliens are illegally occupying the noble state of Palestine. They don't teach us how to pronounce non-countries' names. :^) Aren't you glad your American diaspora have influenced us so positively? You'll have your land back soon, Abdul!
Juan Foster
Holy shit Murrica completely, utterly and ultimately blown the fuck out
Logan Cox
>be german get raped
but your rape statistics are much higher
Austin Jackson
The Netherlands
Camden Powell
>this get shot meme needs to die >be get shot meme >get shot
John Garcia
we didnt get bombed, it's the belgian
Hudson Turner
Slovakia
Josiah Price
Best Korea user, try it, once you get in you will never want to get out.
Henry Evans
>be Kiwi, get chur bro
Aaron Howard
Canada is fucking perfect. Who the hell gives a shit what the PM does. It doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever since I am not an edgy piece of shit who can't take pride in the great parts of the country that are still here.
Wyatt Flores
>Is there any normal place in this world? yes, right in the middle of that tranny empire sweden II you got there, there are many places there aren't people for miles on miles on miles squared 6 millions. So that's pretty nice places, well for a norfag. Just animals, fish and silence. I call that heaven. You don't need much to survive and build your self a lafthouse somewhere deep in the forest
Adam Mitchell
>Be Czech Republic >Have highest standard of living >Be best of the ex-Communist shitholes >Keep niggers and Muslims out >Have vibrant national culture >Have strong, yet not stomping-in-everyone's-sandbox military >Have best gun laws in all of Europe >Have incredibly low crime rate >Be home to the greatest Video Game company ever, Bohemia Interactive
By your map, living in Alert, Nunavut, Canada, is safe?
Seek the definition of normal, if everyone else is not normal, then there is no normal.
William Perry
wow user its like you figured out that no matter what you do youre gonna die someday anyways guess planet earth was never the hugbox they taught you about in school >really makes you drink
