So how bad was it, Anon?
So how bad was it, Anon?
Better than the last two at least.
I didn't watch the one before it so I was kinda lost about who David was supposed to be. Wished there was more stuff about the cool northern vampires and their anime as fuck super powers.
It was good, Anon. I'm definitely going to see it to support the franchise.
I know the movies are objectively bad but I love them.
Faggots used to look down on action schlock like Underworld and Resident Evil but now they line up to see Avengers 5: Robert Downey Jr's Erection and Star Wars 69: The Force Eats Its Breakfast and they can't say shit.
Kate's leather-clad hips bring me in and I end up staying for the vampire politics.
tfw you will never fug kate
This, at least there's nothing pretentious about underworld, it embraces its semi goofy roots, people pretend and new star shit are like some masterpiece
I just like that they're still making these R-rated fantasy action movies, cause the slap fights in capeshit movies just don't do it for me. It's too clean. Watching a bunch of costumed people punch and kick each other to no real effect doesn't have the same visceral weight as watching werewolves get split in half and getting their spines ripped out. Nobody in a marvel movie ever lifted a still-dripping severed head to signal their victory and I think their movies are poorer for it. Also Kate Beckinsale is way hotter than ScarJo.
her voice is sexy as fuck, even in interviews
ywn get to be the 17 yo boy that Kate fucks every night
She probably uses the vampire teeth with him too
Is the blue boyfriend and her baby all grown up in this one?
I remember he was hinted at heaps in the last one
Her daughter is literally not even in the movie except seconds-long flashbacks.
it's r-rated, sexist, and no quips. It'll flop with the demographic you speak of.
I am not saying the same people see both movies. I am saying once movies which are cash grab pure action schlock were looked down upon by the kinds of people who go and see Star Wars and Avengers, which have become cash grab pure action schlock, albeit of a different, far inferior variety. You can see it in the reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes. They'll call Underworld shit and stupid and then say Thor 2 was brilliant.
I saw Kate in action while she's in latex, what more do you honestly need?
What was that movie that was similar to Aeon Flux? Leather dressed woman, not Resi or Underworld, but was also in a futuristic setting.
Both don't compare to Kate.
Any other leatherkino?
just one whiff
What are all the types of surgeries she has had? Genuinely interested.
nobody in this pic aged well Tbh
I loved it, it was the most I've enjoyed a movie in a while, it was actually fun, bloody as hell, and there was forced female cunnilingus. Plus I now have a leather and Kate beckinsale fetish
It was fun when Michael Sheen and Bill Nye were in there.
Now it's just a crap fest. Beckinsale is a mary sue.
Even the supposed supreme hybrid was killed off screen.
There's no coherency anymore.
forced female cunnilingus
good job now I want to watch it
Don't bully Lily.
Do I need to have seen the previous films?
I saw the first one but the film suddenly crept up on me.
It's nonsense with non-lore as it is. Watching the previous films is only going to make it slightly more understandable.
How is this franchise successful enough to have five movies, when they all have gotten negative reviews and I've never even heard of this series until now?
Is it because Kate is a high quality mommyfu?
and I've never even heard of this series until now
Are you 12? Because you sound 12.
No, I'm 20. I have no idea how these movies have existed so long without me knowing about them.
hot woman vamp running around in skin-tight suit
How is this franchise successful enough to have five movies
Gee, I wonder.
there was forced female cunnilingus
Not him, but there's a scene where a female vampire boss forces some servant to eat her out. Anon probably mixed up "female oral" and simply "cunnilingus".
when they all have gotten negative reviews
Vampires versus werewolves
Video game aesthetics
Sexually interesting characters and situations
No attempt to forcefeed politics to the audience
Will deliver exactly the same thing every time
female vampire boss forces some servant to eat her out
and it's for 3 seconds with the majority of the action being a closeup of her face before cutting away to another scene, right
Yes. Still really hot, though.
reminder that when given the chance women are just as likely to rape/sexually assault as men. The fact that the first film in the series directed by a woman also features something like forced cunnilingus is not a coincidence
Still really hot, though
I'm going to trust you on this.
WHy haven't the SJWs gone after this?
Is it suitable to take friends?
The first movie came out when you were 6. that's how.
"We need to show a character is evil, let's have them rape someone" is the laziest fucking writing imaginable.
It's done for hotness' sake.
THEY KILLED MICHAEL REEEEEE
LATEXUAL FETISHISM IS A SIN!
BE NOT DEGENERATES, OKAY?
Take your pills schizo
iThough that they had killed Glenn Rhee
When will he show up in SpiderTwink?
[braps poopily in popgothic]
think these films are supposed to be fetish fuel for men
they're actually goth girl power fantasies
really makes you think...
Is there a series more out of touch from its fans and why it was good in the first place?
at one point [in the story development] we were thinking about bringing in Michael into more of the story. It just started to battle and distract from the mother/daughter story with Eve, the new character.
seriously is there anyone here who actually prefered Eve and David over michael?
If that were true it would've lasted longer than 3 seconds, and would have been consensual.
go to Underworld screening with friends
most the audience are teenagers and dude bros
some moments are so silly people inevitably get a laugh or a chuckle out of them
before leaving notice two Goth girls sitting in front of me
in complete silence
one of them had her arms crossed
I have a feeling they must've had quite a disappointing experience considering everybody around them were normies.
Not saying Underworld was bad and I enjoyed it but why are we comparing bargain bin to new releases isle?
literally all i cared about was the cool taboo vibe of the vampire and lycan together, even though michael had only been recently turned
i grew out of it when i realized it was just a le racism and miscegination metaphor. but still i literally do not give a single fuck about any of the recent stuff, im still hoping blade shows up in one of these films
I loved 1 and 2 because of 2 things, Kate in leather, and Michael to identify with as the badass hybrid who also fucks kate
Probably because they have slightly better stories and have some form of theming while movies like underworld are pure action with nothing really to take away from at the end
tfw even though Kate can't seem to pick a single decent movie role, she still has more of a career than Scott Speedman.
1 is an art director's film.
On a real scale?
On a "we get to watch a solid 10 woman's hourglass figure in a leather catsuit shooting big guns at shit" scale?
that random scene where they were talking about fortifying their vampire mansion and it pans over to some dude welding a random part of a fucking gate
my friend kept asking why i was laughing and i couldn't breathe
IS THAT A NIPPLE
OMG SO HOT ARE YOU 9?
Does that count?
Please Disney, KOTOR, Kate is Bastila, Luke Pasqualino is Revan.
truer words have never been spoken
how does that guy look so good with a mullet
POST KATE AND LILY MEMES
someone post the webm
I have no idea.
I'm not gay but every damn scene. Flawless.
Cast him Disney.
Didnt she dress up as her mom recently? Or am I thinking of some other mother/daughter.
How could a hot piece of ass have such a retarded looking child?
She looks like pre-surgery Kate.
Kate often takes Lily onset and gives her a miniature version of her costume.
It was good except for the *teleports behind you* asspull ending about Michael
tfw no pics
There are some.
She also looks like her father.
Has he defeated Adolf Drumpf yet?
I thought she was older.
guess I was thinking of Kevin Smith and his Daughter.
Kevin really wants to fuck his daughter.
regularly bust your nuts to a cartoon character
name your daughter after her
Lock him up.
What did she mean by this?
Kev made her do it.
You guys should watch Kevin Smith's interview of Kate's possibly-autistic ex husband.
thread starts about movie discussion
waifuredditors and celeb worshippers invade and ruin it
This is why we can't have /film/
forced female cunnilingus
I think you mean just normal forced. It was male on female.
It's a juvenile wet dream but it was nice that they went into the politics with the covens. Especially showing a Nordic coven.
I have to ask
How do they reconcile that mike,as a hybrid,was a hugeeee deal,but hasnt shown up forever
Also how can we be assed to give a shit about other shitty covens when they didnt have any of the major badass vampire elders
the whole series is literally shot with a MaleGaze9000 camera.
villain vampire talks to other vampire
says, "oy vey, the vampires are near extinct, if only we'd gotten culturally enriched with werewolves"
turns out one of them is banging a werewolf
she helps him nearly wipe out vampires
selena finds a vampire coven that has kept to itself for centuries
possibly inbred, super white, amazing powers
if not for this coven the vampires would have all been killed
what did they mean by this?
Well, Kate has never had a non-white love interest in a film.
because they have slightly better stories and have some form of theming
My point is no, they don't. Or please, tell me what you took away from Thor 2. There's a superficial theme in Avengers of working together, sure, but in the same way Underworld is an anti-monarchy, anti-war film, a criticism of the ideas that led to World War 1.
Really makes you think.
I really like that reaction image for that purpose. I'm saving it.
I fucked my mom's
Kate identifies as feminist
she also openly hates all women who aren't family members or childhood friends
Really makes you think.
Lily is also "feminist" and yet she makes so much fun of Bella Thorne.
I think 4chan is a bad influence on them.
what did she mean by this
Underworld is aimed at goth girls without a bf.
What are Kate's best interviews?
What, my friend?
what's kate's phone number
I think he had babby's first boner
So was Twilight and yet that shitshow made money.
Funny how Lily literally looks like both of them at the same time.
Go to sleep Lily
you reckon she's a freak in bed, always in the mood?
LILY MO SHOWING HER PUSSY
A homeless man shitting into a burning dumpster is better than the last 4.