DAMN KEVIN SMITH WIFE LOOK LIKE THAT!?

DAMN KEVIN SMITH WIFE LOOK LIKE THAT!?

EL JUSTO!!!

YO BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?

>tfw no gf with a clit brown taint area

living the dream

thats his daughter retard

I hate his facial expressions. Always raising his eyebrows and acting surprised in an attempt to appear youthful

>daddy don't...

With her parents.. she really didn't stand a chance in the looks department.

Still out of his league

Was she in "Demon Knight?"

>daddy I've fallen into your cavernous shorts and can't get out

>Naming your kid Harley
You might as well put the birth announcement in Biker Slut magazine.

Harley Quinn right?
Why do people do this to children?
IT's like what niggers do.

>Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
What did he mean by this?

She was obviously going to be a coal burner from birth with the libshit parents and their moral less ways.

She's the right combination of ugly and hot to be an iconic pornstar. Plus she has the name. Cast her in a Harley Quinn porn adaptation.

but she can't deep throat with that short-ass neck

>Have daughter
>name her after your first waifu
>character who's a slut
>character who've you've spilled much seed over in your teenaged years
>pamper daughter into a slut
>then when she's older write a movie for her
>where she shows off her sexuality with t&a shots in tight clothing
>and you're the one who wrote/directed/edited the whole damn flick
You just KNOW

She could get surgery to extend it

The sins of the father totally cross over to the money grubbing wife and the "finally reached a certain age whore" of a daughter. The whole family should be slaughtered. Fuck Comic Book Men too. Bunch of NEVER WASes under the tax line, who are co-owner, but only out of YOU AINT DOING SHIT

>N-no, I don't want to do a Yoga scene!

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

She looks like a foot

Chasing ANY

So ugly yet want to fuck the shit out of her

This is what you call a perfect 6/10. Totally fuckable and necessary to maintain natural order in this world.

She reminds me too much of her dad. Kind of gross.