/HEEM/- Based Luke edition

rockGOD won

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chads rule

virgins drool

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he looked pretty lack luster

I can't believe I thought he was the future of MW

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Happy for you buddeh

Luke looked so old and slow in there.

He should just retire with win

>i'm gonna shut down his alpha male bullshit hurr durr im from da streetz ya hurrrrr
BETA BLACK BOYS BTFO

Fight Night 116
Official picks results.

>Ledet vs. Anyanwu
64/71 (90.1%)
>Usman vs. Moraes
63/71 (88.7%)
>Gillespie vs. Gonzales
59/71 (83.1%)
>Lombard vs. Smith
36/71 (50.7%)
>Perry vs. Reyes
60/71 (84.5%)
>Rockhold vs. Branch
50/71 (70.4%)

>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
n/a
>2 fights correct
2/71 (2.8%)
>3 fights correct
10/71 (14.1%)
>4 fights correct
19/71 (26.8%)
>5 fights correct
22/71 (31.0%)
>Perfect picks
18/71 (25.4%)

reminder bisping lost his last fight

Webms of the heem and the chicken dance when?????

*walks towards you*

Looking forward to GSP merking Bisping
2 Div Champ
Then he goes and beats Woodly and then Conor and retires

Luke looked great it's only a matter of time before he has the belt again.

Heeminder

>took down and mounted and excellent wrestler
>subbed him
>pretty lack luster

this tripfag wonders why no one (You)s him

He looks as he always does against a decent boxer. Completely lost. He's an outstanding kicker with some check hooks and straight lefts. Oh and he's alright at grappling

sure is getting there quick

LITTLE BLACK COCKS

Can I train muay thai online? Aren't there stories of fighters training themselves using youtube?

is luke done with aka

>eddie is a minute man

>you will never die by snu snu

It was a great W for Bisping to add on his resume

>I'd be surprised if either fighter tries to make this a grappling match for long

/heem/ is for memeposting

If you want MMA discussion just go 2 reddit

>Someone unironically tried to convince me Branch was a better grappler
>Tapping to strikes

friendship ended with america

now Kim Jong-un is my new friend

>tough black guy from the hood
>gets broken by a privileged white turbochad from Cali
How do you want your life senpai?

lol must be so exhausting to be so tied to your ego

where tf is the press conference

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Perry needs to fight a top 10 guy.

>Oh and he's alright at grappling

He has the bsst bjj out of all the non-brazillians

>is luke done with aka
nah
just his top sparring partners were injured

>puke scrapes by against le wsof man

>B-B-B-B-B-ISPING S-S-SUCKS RIGHT GUYS??????

Rent, mortgage, sex, money, drugs, you name it

FREE IN YOUR HEAD

kek

>open rogan cast
>talking about dicks
>close it

The Chad Strut

>Boxing

You have 10 seconds to name a bigger Chad than Rockhold.

>GSP pulling out

Rich Franklin started with karate videos

Reminder that if you don't like Luke, you're exposing yourself as a perma virgin who is intimidated by a legit alpha male.

Uriah hall would heem Rockhold

Heeminder to keep that chin tucked

best fight day ever???

Perry is so based, how can anyone hate on him is beyond me

So personal they don't even have to name names

Lawler is the perfect follow up to that KO win.

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/lukechads/ where we at?

He won 3 rounds I don't get the argument that Hendo won when he was a punching bag for 85% of the fight

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I've never used this word but I have to.Cringe. Luke's interview on the post fight was pure cringe. It was bad,like really really bad. He said he wanted to fight GSP,and how DC needs to retire so he can move up. Then he couldn't string a sentence together for two minutes straight. then went on about how he left Branch do that to him. He wanted to see if he could absorb damage like before.Then Florian gave Yves with this "this fucker makes you look like Bob Costas" look.

Everything about him is great,except his ability to communicate.

>I didn't lose my belts, I gave them away

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Two Rockholds.

because he's not the real champ

Sage Northcutt

Michael has spoken

youtube.com/watch?v=DdFt0Opaflw

This guy can be annoying at times but he has great content

he always looks ill now, like he has an infection, Bispingitis perhaps

Only thing that would top this off is if there was a pancrase or rizin card starting soon

still UFC post may/mac has had back to back decent cards. record low sales, but decent fights. it's not like the card sucks.

Roids don't give you the fight IQ to throw that kick, am I right?

He retained the title but he didn't win any fight, hendo's face looked the same.

the shaved look is way better on him imo

>Caring about interviews

this faggot has a podcast now?

Unironically this.

How do you get out of the position Luke had Branch in?

lel thats just sad

>Can I train muay thai online?
Yes
You can watch techniques and then work the bag
But w/ all the clinch work you're eventually gonna need a partner unless you can afford all the top gear

he looks so good he probably has had people sucking hid dick his whole life so he never had to learn how to communicate good

Reminder Luke was a little fat kid we're all gonna make it brahs.

And yet Bisping won't stop talking about the guy. Already see how things will end for him.

interviews can push fights forward in the calendar year than they would if there is nothing to build off

>He won 3 rounds
you mean he kicked Hendo in the nuts twice, and didn't get a single point taken away

Thanks, I'll check it out.

Be able t squat 3pl8 and just stand up lmao

You're a pussy if you can't squat 3pl8s

>rockhold fans are so desperate for a win they were impressed by THAT
The absolute state. Embarrassed for you guys.

Have one on the King buddehs.

fucking spit image of his dad christ

haven't you heard kid? podcasts are the new social media

You just stand up. Whittaker showed how easy it is.

Yeah dude it's that simple!

Based spammer prediction m8

You don't. He should be glad Rockhold didn't embarrass him with the rnc

>getting out boxed by an amateur

>p-please back out GSP

Do you do online coaching?? I'll pay you in my poo

Bisping never fights so he can stfu

Tfw no longer a virgin at 24yo.

Feels good man.

michael bisping is a mediocre fighter and couldn't beat any top 10 in his division

Doubt me now:

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>says the supporter of a guy who just fought once in 13 months
grasping at straws

I recall he took less time off than Luke

No, but the untucked chin helps

Literally has a fight booked 8 weeks from now

>get knocked out, still win on muh home soil
>become the luckiest man in the universe
>get murdered by a 90 year old man, cheat and suffer no penalty, win on muh home soil
>literally hand your belt over and run for your life when the elite young killer of the division conquers the otherwordly monster that was haunting your dreams
THE
ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
PISSBING

PUNISHED ROCKHOLD IS COMING FOR THAT UFC GOLD

Nice man, others here need to learn from you that it's never too late.

>For sure Branch is gonna win
Embarrassing.

Actually now I'm sure Branch would also beat Bisping.