Watching movie with gf

>watching movie with gf
>sex scene comes on
>she bites her lip
>takes out her phone
>angles her body away from me and starts typing

>Watching movie with guy #548
>sex scene comes on
>makes me horny
>take out phone
>text guys #540, 589, 674, 211 and 432 about what I want them to do to me

>watching move
>chris hemsworf comes on screen
>gf slides her hand down her pants

>watch movie
>hold my balls the whole time

max comfy

word

>watching movie with cat (male)
>he licks his penis

wtf

Why do we do this?

Gay

>watching movie with date
>she goes to the cinema toilet
>stare down at her seat
>know that in the dark no one would be able to see me
>take a big whif of the chair
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>oh yeah

>watching movie with gf
>sex scene comes on
>she disappears
>tissue and lotion appear in her place
>fap
>yell at mom when she walks into the living room before i finish
>finish
>put lotion and tissues back under seat cushion
>gf reappears on couch
>dont even bother finishing movie and go to room and place LoL

>that webm

>watching movie with dad
>Sex scene comes on
>He looks at me
>Licks his lips and blows a kiss


What did he mean by this?

Is that a thing?

why is this so satisfying to do

>watching movie with your mom
>we start fucking immediately

I didn't know it was a thing, but now I know it is and feel good about it.

t. ball grabber

I do this on long drives too, why?

>watching movie with gf
>sex scene
>she starts groping me and running her hand over my chest
>"stop I'm trying to watch this kino"
>she ignores me and holds me down
>rips my pants off
>"FUCK OFF I CAN'T SEE THE KIN-"
>my voice is muffled as she plants her luscious lips on mine
>she thrusts her hips up and down on my erect member and I cum, her perky tits bouncing around under my eyes
>fall asleep with her heavily breathing body on top of mine
>tfw never got to see how the movie ends

If you sont do this during film viewings, you dont know shit about film

Its why women will never get it

This is your average video game playing manchild scum

Nah, hand tucked in pants resting on crotch master race. Just like Al from Married with Children.

>watching movie with gf
>sex scene comes on
>she immediately starts giving me head
>then she's riding me hunches over and makes out
>whispers in my ear
>"I'm going to cum"
>she throws her head back
>I wake up
>2 seconds later feel myself involuntarily summing all over my bed sheets
>lie in my mess and cry

That fucking feel. At least I'm not a virgin in my dreams.

he's actually pretty alpha, brazenly doing that on camera in-front of thousands of people.

Well to be fair that girl is kinda hot

>go to sleep
>dream I still have a girlfriend
It's been three years please stop

my nigga

Women will never understand what being a man is like

Do the seem while browsing Sup Forums tbqhwyf

americans men are disgusting

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