ITT: We solve sports
Basically come up with unbeatable tactics that (while might be unfair) always get results.
ITT: We solve sports
Basically come up with unbeatable tactics that (while might be unfair) always get results.
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Works for NFL/Rugby
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Good idea, however, there's a rule that limits the amount of time a player can spend in the paint.
you cant defend the basket if the ball is falling down
Goal tending, right.
I was looking at it as an alley-oop and didnt realize the shooter is on tr opposing team.
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baseball:play really loud music every time there's a pitch so the audience doesn't fall asleep
Barging is allowed your tactic is dumb both offensively and defensively.
This is a good one lol
Japan with sumo wrestlers on ice would be a powerhouse.
no it's not.
It is you flaming retard lol. Have you never seen a game of football?
no it's not.
Baseball is not for the casual spectator.
The only time someone is falling asleep could be when your team is getting blown out.
Do you downies really not watch football? Do you think its a non contact sport?!
Wouldn't work for NFL because forward progress would almost assuredly stop.
i only watch soccer
Nobody is that tall.
It's not non-contact. But you can't excessively tackle or barge players who don't even have the ball. I understand tackling the guy who HAS the ball, but you can't just take out someone who is simply running on the pitch.
It doesn't work for rugby retard. That's obstruction
You can push past someone though, that is very much allowed
How is players running up the pitch to help their teammate out obstruction?
Just stand your ground then
Are you fucked in the head mate?
Yeah but they'll be too compact. The only way to get through them to the ball would be to force them down and that would be a foul.
From there they'd just take the free kick and reform the circle.
lmao you think the only person who can run is the guy with the ball? hahahaha
is this how you kangaroo-shaggers entertain yourselves?
Mate if I want entertained I'd just go visit your mum lmao
>aussie tries to bring some much needed fun to Sup Forums
>waaaah stop doing that it's haram
Fuck off muhammad
What should they do for fun? Let Mohammad rape their women?
If they stood their ground too much they would be fouling the defender
That's not allowed by the rules
>rugby
>on the attack
>turn 180
>pass ball backwards
DIFĂCIL ES JUGAR CON MUERTOS DE MIS AMIGOS, DYBALAAAAAAAAAA
Defenders could just muscle past the blocking players. Even if they use excessive force the ref won't blow on it because its to stop a retarded tactic.
>NFL
What is a pancake? Also they don't need to tackle the player they just need to stop forward progress.
>Rugby
That's a foul - obstruction.
this doesn't actually work, unfortunately
Yes it is.
>fouled for being tackled/pushed despite not having the ball
you new to football senpai? lmao
>Even if they use excessive force the ref won't blow on it because its to stop a retarded tactic
>you can foul if I think the tactic is dumb
uh
I think you might be new if you've never seen an attacking player blown for a foul when blocking the ball from a defender too aggressively.
Simple then, don't be aggressive. You just remain calm and walk to the opposite end of the pitch and shoot. The only way someone can get inside would be if they pushed you out of the way. Also works if you only sign huge players (really tall, really big) so they aren't easily jostled off the ball.
I've literally solved your sport lmao
How physically pathetic are you that you can't easily push yourself past someone who isn't aggressively trying to stop you?
que mamaderas
Lol op BTFO
I don't care if they aggressively barge the player down. It'd be a foul lmao
just sign taller players. solved.
Who said the defender needed to be aggressive? Are you so physically wormly that you can't calmly push yourself between two people who aren't allowed to stop you?
U are just mad he came up with an improved version of catenaccio desu
Why don't baseball players just stack up on top of each other right in front of the batter to block his hits.
(And obviously leave a small opening for the pitcher to toss the ball through)
BLOOO FLAGGG
BLOO FLAG
COME ON GUYS HONESTLY BLOOOOOO FLAAAAAGGG
No ones getting lapped
>players on the sides get pulled off
you got outsmarted by the people who made the rule, though, as you can only intervene with the ball when it's on its upward trajectory
This would work with the kind of fatass that spread everwhere once they're sit like pic related.
fifteen man maul in rugby with an olympic sprinter at the back holding the ball
Bring a gun to any sport and start pointing at people until they say you win
That's actually something they used to do in football and rugby but they banned it for being dangerous.
Ive always wondered about this.
What if you found an exceptionally nimble really fat guy
hit every opposing batter in the face with a fastball
Other team forfeits before somebody dies
If the racing class has pitstops you are fucked. Its slower to drive side by side then it is to drive single file, so once the pitstops come both your cars are going to get over taken while sitting in the pits. In fact you might even go from first to last
simple. just pitstop on the last lap.
solved
Yes it is. I've done it
The one on the right is considered obstruction and is illegal. And you're vastly overestimating the efficiency of the one on the left, or anyone would be doing it.
Awwww he doesn't know what hes talking about, cute