How would Marvel handle this scene?

How would Marvel handle this scene?

>no spelled Y E S

already has a quip in it

Is that the newest TWD episode?

He's literally leaning back in that photo holy shit.

Jump cuts

They would cast a nigger.

quip after every slap and hit.

Hot diggity DOG!

>shiggy diggy that's a big booty!

EXT - AIRPORT - NIGHT - SEPIA TONE

COMEDIAN exits the terminal smoking a cigar. SILK SPECTRE strands on the sidewalk huddling herself against the cold in an ankle-length raincoat.

COMEDIAN
You really gave me the cold shoulder in that meeting, Toots. I was hoping you'd chill out.

SPECTRE
Ugh! I'm just waiting for my ride from my boyfriend, you oaf.

COMEDIAN
(raising eyebrows)
I'll give you a ride.

SPECTRE
You a sexist pig! No woman would ever be attracted to an aggressive man. Those kinds of attitudes are repulsive! All sexists die unloved and alone, and so do racists.

COMEDIAN
(leans back)
I'm being serious. My car's parked right over there in that alley by the control tower. [quip to come]

SPECTRE
Oh, well okay then.

They walk together to the alley.

SPECTRE (con't)
Wait a minute! There's nothing in this alley but a cardboard box spread open on the ground!

COMEDIAN
That's not the box I'm interested in!

Comedian grabs her arm with a rapacious look. Spectre glares fiercely at him.

SPECTRE
Haven't you heard?

COMEDIAN
(leans back)
What?

SPECTRE
No means no!

She delivers a series of kung fu moves that stagger him.

SPECTRE (con't)
And I ain't joking!

She leaps into the air and delivers a slow-motion spinning back kick to his face. He falls to the ground, bloody and unconscious. Spectre brushes off her hands.

SPECTRE (con't)
Your material's getting a little old, Comedian. You might want to work on your standup act!

She laughs and flips her hair as she turns around. BLACK PANTHER pulls up in a sports car to the mouth of the alley.

BLACK PANTHER
Hey baby, whatchya doin'?

She gets in.

SPECTRE
Taking a stand against rape culture.

BLACK PANTHER
Right on, sistah. Let's go to my place. I've got some real tuned in brothahs I want you to meet. We're thinking of forming some kind of party to fight against our white oppressors.

SPECTRE
I don't see how that's a party.

They speed off together, laughing.

CUT

HOT

>comedian doesnt get any good hits in on her
>Spectre has him on the ground in a headlock(edited by Michael J Fox) before the noose guy walks in
>"he's all yours" is all she says and leaves the room

Bravo Whedon

>>COMEDIAN
>(leans back)

kek, well done

this what gets hot huh?
posting marvel thread in an mongolian sites?

>COMEDIAN
>(leans back)

I'll bite, what's this "leans back" maymay?

*leans back*

Probable some cringy scene from some MCU flick.

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>theres nothing in this alley but a cardboard box spread open on the ground
>Right on sistah

fuckin lold

the only good part of the walking dead

Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays a character on the Walking Dead that leans back enough to make a meme of it.

>literally everything Negan does it drawn out as fuck
>he seriously can't do anything without grinning and pressing his tongue against his teeth and throwing his arms up
>imagining him eating breakfast by himself
WELL WELL WELL...
WHAT DOOOOO WE HAVE HERE
FUCKING CEREAL? WELL LOOKS LIKE THE CRUNCHY TRAIN IS TAKING A ONE-WAY TRIP TO MY PIE-HOLE
MMMMMM FUCK
MY SECOND FAVORITE KIND OF SPOON, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT... WOOOO BABY
FUCKING DRENCH THESE LITTLE CHEERIOS IN MY MILK, YES SIR, YES
NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE POURED SOME WHITE LIQUID ONTO SOME ROUND SHAPES, AND CERTAINLY NOT THE LAST
OH BABY YES INDEED

thanks friends

I don't get the lean back joke. Can someone explain it to me?

who will save rape kino?

that scene was hot as fug

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i dont get this "i dont get it" joke, can someone explain it to me?

You're all saying lean back and laughing about it and I don't understand what it's referencing to I'm asking the people who are making the joke to explain it.

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The same actor who plays Comedian plays Negan on Walking Dead and he always, always leans back before delivering lines so it became a meme.

Memes aside this is the most accurate answer to the thread.

> I don't see how that's a party.

You silly bastard, bravo.

Someone save this.

I didn't understand primer at all, did it have a plot?

it's like that season of boardwalk empire where chalky white keeps having interactions with that other slow talking black dude and every scene takes 6 minutes instead of what should be 25 seconds

>Carl lemme tell you
>With this zombie thing going on people can be who they want to be!!!
>I for one always wanted to be a cape wearing super hero!
>Mr Negan I'm not sure about this..
>Don't be a bitch kid, just put on the high heels and meet me in the bedroom so we can fight crime!

What's the context of this?

Next season is going to be pretty weird.

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Whats this "leans back" meme?


Also

>yfw Comedian is 16 during this scene in the comics

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays the Comedian, also plays Negan on The Walking Dead where he often leans back for dramatic effect

>I don't see how that's a party