Ice Cube CONFIRMED for xXx: Return of Xander Cage

>youtube.com/watch?v=yvprfuszCTY

"X takes care of its own". Ok im ready for Xtremkino

Ain't he the guy from all them KIDS movies?

Ain't you the guy from all them HOMO movies?

Give me one single movie that wouldn't be better with Ice Cube in it.
The dude is a true American hero.

Those sons of bitches actually did it

I have a soft spot for rappers who didn't end up degnerate fuckwads

this gon be good

Ain't we there yet?

OK i wasn't going to watch this but now i def am.

>not knowing Boondocks

Pleb master general

paramount shilling here now?

What's the matter? Can stand people liking what you don't, faggot?

they are trying to be the "Extreme Stunts version of The Fast and The Furious.

They will probably succeed.

People (or at least me) have been looking forward to XXX3 for over a decade.
It's the Half Life 3 of shitty action films.

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

instead of getting a vin/cube partner movie with the X's causing havoc

>we get cube in a 10 second cameo and a bunch of "new young hip" nobodies stealing screentime from Xander ala expendables 3

WHY THE FUCK IS ThIS ALLOWED?

Hell id be happy with Xander on a new mission solo

fucking this
instead its fucking ip man and three hoes

like
if there really was a special operative unit, that needed extreme athletes for unforeseen scenarios.
realistically, how many women would be on it.

sheeeeeeit just make movies about the character of the protagonists, not just "add characters"

calm down

This, when I want to see a Vin Diesel team-up I'll watch the next Fast, X is supposed to be a lone badass.

Who the fuck asked for this

its not the movie its ice cube you can't possibly be excited for ice cube

>its not the movie its ice cube

Then why'd you bring up Paramount shilling in your original post, dumbcunt?

Backpedal into a wheat thresher.

No one. Vin made it because he wanted to have fun, relax and collect a paycheck.

He's also producing so people don't tell me what to do. Same with the Riddick movies.

How can one not be excited for Ice Cube?
Ice Cube is the embodiment of excitement.

They really fucked up Vin's movie. I'm getting Expendables flashbacks as well, where they introduce some bunch of nobodies that are the "young new hip badasses" and the people that everyone goes to see the movie for get all their screen time cut off. The ice cube/vin diesel partner movie would've been GOAT

Go to sleep Vin.

I DID GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

hahahaha "fast five again why not"

Look all I'm saying is I'd be much more hyped if this was another Darius Stone movie instead.

I'm sure they'll team up for the entire next movie XXX: One Nation Under X.

>PG-13
This rating is dying a slow death younger teens put no stock in the movie-going experience. Only Capeshit and Star Wars sustain it.

The original was PG-13 too.

Does anyone really want this film to happen?
I think this could really flop, and flop hard.

I know, it was also from 2002.

I'd wager a million dollars that they just filmed and added his cameo recently due to all the internet comments asking where Cube was.

Then fuck off with your empty non-relevant complaint, fuckface.

Ice Cube's sequel was better. Facts.

He says so himself in that awkward brazilian interview, you dumb fuck.

Piss off faggot, others agree

Good. Maybe that'll mean Vin will stop fucking around and make the next Riddick movie already.

>Nina Dobrev
>Ruby Rose
They better fuck eachother in this movie, i mean Vin and Ice are cool but XxX was always a mid-low-tier franchise.

This is gonna be great! Ice Cube is a true homosexual icon, go girl!

I've never seen any of these movies, worth a watch if I enjoy action schlock like Fast and Furious?

Anyone cringe at a 50-year-old Vin Diesel acting "extreme"?

You're precisely the audience for these movies. You'll love it.

In that case I'll pick up some beer on the way home

>implying that Vin is not beyond cringe after this.
Just smile and enjoy user, smile and enjoy.

Will they explain what happened to best girl?

Also
>no continuity between tats

I can't wait anymore, bro. I need more RIDDICK.

>bunch of "new young hip" nobodies
DONNE
FUCKING
YEN

Donnie Yen has gone from a pleasant surprise to a meme. His presence in a western film implies cynicism on part of the producers.

Doubt it. Do they ever explain what happens to Bond girls?

might actually watch this now when it comes out on dvd

>go to watch 30 second preview of xXx
>there is a 15 second ad for the same movie before hand

Donnie Yen is a dishonest performer whose lugubrious persona insist on itself.

wherever whores go

They all get aids and die?

>first they build our railways
>now they watch our shitty movies
WE HAVE TO STOP THE YELLOW THREAT

Wait. What happened to The Death of Xander Cage? Is that no longer canon?

Do you happen to be retarded?

Cool.

Of course its still Canon. This movie takes place in Limbo along with Ice Cube's career making a guest appearance.