Visiting Finland

Is it safe to visit Finland? I heard finns usually stab other people, so i'm a bit scared.

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Muslims =/= Finns

Muzzies go 'boom'
Chukhnas go 'peeeeeeeeeeeerkele"

They'll drag you out in the woods and drown you in a lake

Depressed drunkard Finns have a tradition of dueling to death with knives, it's a highly honorable ritual, they don't stab random people.

>brazil

As long as you don't try to cut any lines to anywhere on weekend nights you should be fine.

lines? what lines?

Your skin colour?? If its white, then no broblemos for you rodrigo

Night clubs etc

i'm not a filthy neaderthal rape babe

lines, especially grill lines at ~4am

Any line. Be it to the bar, bathroom, grill, or taxi.

Why would you go to that depressive hell hole?

Finns are natural born betas, anything about knives is just a cultural thing like we have Mora Knives in Sweden.

Cuck

ohhhh, you mean queues!
nah, I wouldn't do that. I don't go to night clubs

Finland looks very comfy

You should pay reparations to Finland.

in my humble opinion, don't think fuckland or finland is worse than braxil

Queues is too damn hard word to pronounce, so what if we decide to NOT use it never again.

I had no problems, other than people thinking I'm native.

Hey, we're supposed to be latino brothers.
Fight the gringos, not me.

Uh... That actually made me curious.
I wanna hear you pronounce 'queue'
Upload it to vocaroo.com

t. Pekka Pekkalainen Khan

Is this some kind of ironic humor?

You wouldn't recognize ironic humour if it trampled on you.

>t. Pekka Pekkalainen Khan
Or Sven Svenson, Anders Andersen, Jan Jansen etc.
I look Northern European (light skin, "tall", fair haired, light eyes), in Scandinavia they'll see me as a local

It was a joke.

I'm Northern European! I can't see jokes, just efficiency and booze!

Why we must be like this

isn't finland like the safest country in europe?

yes, I was trying to have a bit of fun at the expennse of the finns

That would be Iceland

To show the world what is good.
And then see them burn it all down

Here is quite a lot violence in weekends, especially in rural areas. Booze turns our rednecks to blood thirsty savages

>Northern European
>efficiency
Kek. Your might be fair but you are not of Northern European stock.

Iceland isn't a real country

>wh*Te
>good
Temujin wept.

Böndes resort to lethal force more often, but 1/5 of Finland lives in Helsinki, so it's a 50-50 which is more dangerous.

No need to worry about that. You might get depressed and kill yourself though.

It's safe even for "well tanned" people?!

>more safe to travel in the Czech Republic and Portugal than in Sweden

Look at southern Europe, even the most chaotic Swede is strickt and efficient compared to them

you still got the best anthem :3
du tronar pa minnen

Actually yes.

>Israel

Oi vey!

Hmm well, its current year amd things have been changed, but if well tanned person travels to helsinki or some other city he will blend in, but if he goes rural parts, I can not guarantee the safety

>tfw pretty sure that my hometown is pretty high at the stabbings/population stats
Who /kotka/ here

Im pretty sure we stab less than brazilians

>>tfw moving to Kotka in 2 days
pls no killerino

Really? It's the opposite were I come from. everybody in rural areas around here are bound to be super friendly, but the inner city types are the ones you have watch out for.

>heard finns usually stab other people,
Back in the 19th century in Pohjanmaa. Right now it's alright.
>a tradition of dueling to death with knives
Not quite. Their fighting traditions are different to dueling traditions of Spain and Italy.

Just stay out of karhuvuori :DD. Why, studying at Kyamk?

Your personal opinio means shit.
Literally one of the safest cunt in rhe world. Lay off the memes for awhile if you take them too seeipusly.
stat.fi/ajk/satavuotiassuomi/suomimaailmankarjessa_en.html
Finns dont even carry knives. Its a meme because Swedes dont want 4oto be racist so they say that Finns carry knives even though its gypsies only.
Its a great places. All my foreign friends loved. Come during summer though.
Yeah right...

yes
I did not know what I want to study so the places I applied for were pretty random.

Good luck, no one actually got stabbed at this year's meripäivät. Maybe things are changing

>pay 1000€ for a new phone
>autocorrect is even worse than in my last phone

The heck is a meripäivät? Based on your pic I would assume it's some kind of Finnish Oktoberfest.

Stop talking about dicks

meripaivat.com

It's a city festival at my hometown, people get wasted at the park for four days straight. Even Teemu Selänne visits each year and gets shitfaced at his boat.

can't wait to experience meripäivät

Wow those are all white countries.
Such racst statistics shouldnt excist in 2017

>Not quite. Their fighting traditions are different to dueling traditions of Spain and Italy.
What is it like then?

I wish I had time to deliver a conspect of Cherevichnik's book on knife duelling, but I feel too lazy right now.
Maybe finns can advise you on puukkojunkkari literature

Well since you actually seem to be serious, here's a tip.
Stop judging countries based on Sup Forums memes.

hue scared of visiting another country?

"It's nonsence to compare puukkojunkkari to barateros, majos, gauchos, italian bullies and knife fighters of Amsterdam. They were ordinary countryside hooligans, they weren't interested in complex dueling rituals and codes of honor. Their fights were ordinary cutthroat brawls, with no rules or norms. And the use of rules, norms and rituals makes the difference between duels and fighting with knives. On the other side, those fights can't be considered as spontainous violence outbreaks. There is a possibility to make parallels between the culture of puukkojunkkari with their "roaming around the villages" and tradition of rural violence between villages in Russia, which was taking forms of individual and group fistfights."
Again, those words are related only to the 19 and early 20 century.

>Japan
>Canada
>Finland
>Portugal
>White countries

Is our knife technique too quick for a Brazilians liking?

Just imagine when he finds out about pitkä koipi tenhos

fuck he looks just like me

>dat boring plastic grip
Come on

Well it is a manne

Is this guy some kind of Mora thug?

Well, kind of. A gyppo.

Ah, that would explain the skin colour. Is he famous or just some Ylilauta/Sup Forums meme?

It's an old meme from kuvalauta days

Interesting. Thanks for the rundown, user!

>there was a time when these people were the biggest problem in finland

Göö :D

It's literally just pronounced "q"

Finnish humour is best humour though

Or you can make it easier and just call it a 'line' like we do instead of cucking to the French as always.

They still are tho. None of immigrant groups can't compete with gypsies what comes causing problems.

>talks about cucking it to French while saying shit like "feel-ayyy"

KEK
Touché! - Oh wait.....
The first time I heard someone say 'fil-et' instead of 'fil-ay' I did a double take.

Se lausutaan kjuu :--DDDD