8/10 girl messages me at midnight telling me that she needs to tell me something right now

>8/10 girl messages me at midnight telling me that she needs to tell me something right now
>I say alright, make it quick
>I meet her outside her house
>don't recognize her at first because I'm half blind in the night and I'm just standing there awkwardly
>she is in her panties and tells me to come over
>is crying because her boyfriend cheated with her
>tell her she wilk be ok
>instead of getting laid like I hoped so I only get a hug
>later her boyfriend (an MMA fjghter) tells me to meetup tomorrow for a fight
>don't want to get humiliated so I think I'll bring a gun.

Does this happen in your cunt?

greece truly is a magical place

What movie is this again?

Pay yours debs gyros-man

Invite the girl he cheated with to the fight
That or get the hell out of Dodge

I am Greek

>>instead of getting laid like I hoped so I only get a hug

had to kiss her when she hugged you

My family is one of the most prestiged in th village. It will be a big dishonor if this guy beats me...

>instead of getting laid like I hoped so I only get a hug
Yes so she would feel even more like she's considered as an object
This is not the thing you'd do to a girl that just learnt she's been cheated

Don't fight him. You can't win. If he threatens you just call the police.

cheat
but not with gun, gun is coward
bringing friends is coward
brass knuckles ?

and yeah that other guy is right, tell it to the girl, it won't be useful but it'll fuck up things even more kek

Run him over with your donkey

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I'd say the same but Consider he is in a 3rd world shithole with corrupt police

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Why does he think you fucked her ? You didn't even fuck her lmao he has no reason to be mad
How does he even know ?

yah ok genius what should he have done to fuck her then enlighten us ?

personally i'd have laughed in her face like "lol my girl you are so dumb, every single guy cheats on his gf especially chadikos chadopoulos the mma champion lmao get over it dumb roastie" but tbf everybody hates me

your own fault for trusting a nasty succubus

I gave it a thought i think the smart thing to do is fuck him BEFORE he fucks you

Go burn his house this night
Or put your guns in his house then call police saying he threatened to kill you, frame him
Go inside his house and kidnap him up while he sleeps
Kidnap him and break his legs
Just maybe assassinate him discreetly no one will miss him

Or such kind of thing, be creative but that's what i'd do if i were you, you have to be sneaky to win

Alternatively bringing the gun to the fight is a good idea but don't pussy out of shooting

serves you good for being some bitch's lapdog

konstantinos my son...

Why is he pissed at you first of all???
You dindu nuffin wong

It is not worth getting into a fight over a slut, just explain the situation to her bf and that she forced herself on you.

Good that you didn't kiss or get laid with her, bitch is used goods.

>Greece

I know a somewhat similar story

>be a middle class man who takes care of his family
>everything is going well for him
>daughter has a boyfriend
>the boyfriend asks his dad for daughter's hand in marriage
>the dad didn't like the person so he refused
>boyfriend gets mad
>later the boyfriend brought his gang with him and burned down the dad's house

This sounds like a good movie.
You need to do a training montage RIGHT NOW

>village
how backward is greece?

Wow, so this is the reality of the third world shitholes??

a story I remember
>dad doesnt like daughter's boyfriend
>dad discovers daughter fucking boyfriend
>dad grabs daughter boyfriend and throws him through the window (apartment building)
>daughter´s boyfriend crushes into the ground dying
>dad goes to jail
>daughter loses dad and boyfriend

it isnt common, as in, it made national news and it happened in a very far away irrelevant place.

go to Mt. Athos

>Does this happen in your cunt?
It hasn't happened to me, but I'm sure it happens all the time in the USA.
If I were you I'd sucker punch him and never let up, if you must fight and win.

If I were you OP I would bring my gun
When you meet him try explaining to him what happened, but if he doesn't listen to reasoning then you know what you have to do with your gun

>muh honor
What kind of backwards shithole you live in?

I am so glad I do not live in such a world. We generally respect romantic decisions of women since men are far better off without one. I would never harm a man because of a potential woman. If she already was mine, I would kill him without hesitation though.

The nasty bitch is the one who deserves a beatup for wearing nothing but panties in the street at night and hugging innocent passerbys.

OP did nothing wrong, he is just a victim of the circumatances.

holy shit, why even talk to women OP? He would only know you were there if she told him.

>What kind of backwards shithole you live in?

....Are you somehow unaware that Greece is a backwards shithole, or did you just miss his flag?

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Απλά αυτοkτόνα βλάχο

Honor your traditions, meet him on a dead end street and resist until some villager betrays you

Drink this

>trusting womynz
>ever
You and this guy, you both should beat her up for her scheming.

just bring a gun
there is a 9/10 chance he will shit himself
if he doesn't and starts calling you a pussy for bringing a gun just shoot next to his feet

>shoot next to his feet
i think that's illegal

Having gun,but not being trained to use it can get you a little bit in prison or else

what movie is this? seriously

Yes, and it's quite common

we made it

I saw that too. Fuck that page to hell, the admin is the worst fucking normie that could ever exist.

he's in his 40s. it's pathetic.

Saws on that info pls

is she cheating on you, isn't it?

he's said it before. can't find the post.

wtf

cuck

That's what you get for being an emotion tampon.

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>firing warning shots
prison time
>injuring someone
prison time, get sued, pay his medical bills forever
>killing someone
dead men tell no stories
no medical bills either :^)

When a gun is involved, it is always legally expedient to just kill the bastard on the other end of the barrel. Doesn't matter where you are.

He lives in a villagr and everybody knows there is a fight tomorrow between him and that guy
If he ends up dead it'll be extremely suspicious

Damn you people really are like the turks

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I-is OP okay?

IS OP OKAY?!?!?!?!

>Does this happen in your cunt?
it does, almost exactly as you described lol. but i personally never been in such situation

>2017
>honor

FOY

Just bite him, cheapest and easiest way to win a fight. Downside is he might die of an infection afterwards

Do it like this guy

>posting serious answers to a joke thread

the late canadian with the shitty response