/nfl/ general - CLUTCH edition

MIN: Xavier Rhodes to play Sunday against Pittsburgh
CHI: Jordan Howard likely to play
MIN: Bradford likely a game-time decision
NE: Burkhead could see more snaps this week
WAS: Reed says he was "rusty" week one
NYG: OBJ questionable yet expected to play on MNF
NO: Saints shopping around S Kenny Vaccaro
CIN: "Near mutiny" led Marvin Lewis to fire OC Zampese
SEA: Sherman on track to play week two

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>Not "Football is on today edition"
Ypu disappoint me

Thank you Based Carr

>Ends in 4
TYBC

>implying there will only be one general for the entire day

0-1 here we come

>implying there should be a general at all today

Go make some fucking threads, it's Sunday.

>Yfw glennon BTFO the busc

How many touchdowns does Carr unleash on the JEST?

Who cautiously optimistic here?

How high can you count

not me

2. The RBs will run in at least 3.

Is this your first time on spee? There is always a general to go with the game threads

Break a leg Derrick

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Me!

*Looks at Lions' playoff win count this millenium*
O_o
*gasp*
Uuuuuhhhhhh, Detroitards? Mind explaining yourselves?!

TYBC!

Bad coaching.

*looks at Lions RBs since Barry*
*looks at Lions defense*
*looks at refball against the Lions*

Boys report in. How fucked are the bronclels today?

>nu-Sup Forums
Generals
No fun allowed
90% of non generals deleted
Heavily moderated (for free)
Lack of dank memes
Board culture ruined
Cancerous tripfags every other posts

>old based Sup Forums
Sports bar atmosphere
Rarely any hotpocket mods
Ass threads
Dank memes
Non faggoty trips
Late night feels threads
Based gamethreads
Chaseb Owl threads
Home run derby threads

A lot.

>Derrick

>Alabama RBs
When will they learn

As a Patriots fan who doesn't want to go food shopping and instead pick up a quick snack pre game time, what should I eat?

Dominos Pizza or a 50 pack of Dunkin Donuts Munchkins

What the fuck, go make yourself a salad fatty

so? who's losing today?

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Shittsburgh shits the bed

Are all Pats fans obese?

Remember when the Curiosity landing got a sticky here?
>tfw /nu/-sp has been around for like 4 years now
>tfw we can't rewind we've gone too far...

The only time dak has faced a pass rush like the broncos, he got torn apart

The team has been shit since Barry left. Most good players just want to GTFO.

Sad.

nu-Sup Forums is post 2010 Sup Forums. Faggot soccer world cup turned a glorious board into Sup Forums 2.0

Packers are going to collapse, so not the Falcons

Bills & KC

1 playoff win in 60 years.

Insane.

They all lose except the Falcons

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Chiefs will be wrecked by Eagles
Stealers probably win
Falcons will be Wrecked by Packers

Are the Bills good this year?

Bottom two.

>Bradford hurt and facing one the dirtiest defenses in the league
>Pittsburgh honoring Rooney so the refs will show their appreciation for all the paychecks they've received from him over the years

There is really no chance Vikings win today

>all that American shitposting

2012 Olympics was the point of no return

>packers win out of lambeau

Bradford is fine, he's just making excuses for why he's going to suck.

He was like that in Philly. Could rip bad defenses, but get someone that was even mediocre and he falls apart.

Move on from him as soon as you can.

Niggercats and the Failcoons, Shittsburgh has a close game but gets REFFED to a win

I heard that Roger Goodell mysteriously received a Porsche from an "anonymous donor" this week, so anything could happen.

>Carolina Black Panthers
Is there a more nigged up team in the league? I'd say it's between them and Cincinnati.

you say that like it's a bad thing

>flag

Why am I not surprised?

>Brazil

flag checks out

I want pol to leave

I want tripfags to leave

Too bad you can't have everything you want, cupcake.

Chefs win the Owl with ease

tough luck

I want anons to stop complaining about tripfags

Smeth on a revenge tour right now. Seen his interview with Bensinger and he was talking about the Mahomes pick and was basically saying it was useless for a win now team like the Chefs. This nigga got a fire lit under his ass so he doesn't lose his job.

Go to hell

Patrick Mahomo isn't even good. I have no clue why teams keep falling for the Air Raid meme.

>smeth immediately throws 47 picks

You mean the giants? Did you not see Sunday? Vernon and JPP were none factors. And the Broncos don't have anyone on the D-line like snacks Harrison to disrupt the middle.

You are not losing to the >burrs at home.

Learn to cook, Pat faggot

>This nigga got a fire lit under his ass so he doesn't lose his job.

Yet, he's also said he expects this to be his final year with the Chiefs.

Got the Redskins winning big today. the rams are super overrated from week 1, they'll win 7 games like every year

You know why I like the Chiefs, as a fanbase, we will never let you know our team is shit.

Like, Alex Smith, he's the most elite ass motherfucker and if anyone here tells me otherwise I'd say meet me in person so we can discuss our difference tailgating outside of the great arrowhead stadium over some boulevard and KC Barbecue done right..

>Smeth throwing picks

Very uncharacteristic.

I'd be inclined to agree except. Should've waited to draft a QB this year.

Maybe he's looking to get BIG money instead.

What are the chances that the vikes, puckers, and burrs all lose today?

>actually going to the games
People do this?

Today's the day we see Lynch run over a defender and into the endzone and everyone will make comparison to Bo Jackson's mowing down Brain Bosworth.

70%

>Uh oh. Sam Bradford walking off the field already. He barely tested knee, didn't drop back at all.

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Hey guys, if none of the 8 teams that play at the same time today are your team, what will you recommend me watch?

Do you recommend me watching redzone instead?

that makes one of us

haha time for keenum

Stick a fork in them, vikes are done.

Last digit shows how many Packers players get season-ending injuries this year thanks to their woefully inept strength and conditioning staff.

Have you seen Moonlight yet? Despite the obvious Sup Forums-tier complaints, it's a really good movie.

Biggest bust in NFL history. At least Jamarcus was out of the league in 2 years while teams have been giving this glass faggot hefty contracts for almost a decade now.

>2018 Top 5 pick Browns with no Myles Garrett last week
>Vikings with no Bradford this week
>2018 Top 5 pick Bears next week

Luckiest team alive

>mfw he misses the game against the Bucs next week

>biggest bust
>not Trent Richardson

Jawalrus is still worse than Glassford tho. Bradford can't do anything about his glass knees, Russell's problems were entirely his own fault.

I'd say Trent is right up there with him, yeah. To be considered the biggest bust you have to bust for more than one team. The fact that TWO teams blew a first round pick on one of the worst RBs in NFL history is telling.
>can't do anything about his glass knees
That makes him a bust. Best ability is availability.

Aguayo was bigger. 2nd rounder pick for a kicker who can't even kick? Embarrassing

For the early games, eagles @ chiefs will probably be the best game but vikings @ steelers, patriots @ saints, and titans @ jags could all be worth it to watch too. cowboys @ broncos is the only late game that looks good

So very cautious it is barely optimistic.

>Best ability is availability

t. your mom

saints will absolutely dismantle the pats today. Brees in a Dome is simply unstoppable

Hey what happened last season when the lions played the saints in New Orleans?

Look up Russell Erxleben.
>kicker
>drafted in the first round as a #11 overall pick
>atrocious as a kicker
>his signature play was trying to pass a botched in the overtime and throwin a pick 6
>50% career Field Goal average
>get demoted to only a punter
>he sucks dick as a punter too
>out of the league in 5 years
Aguayo looks like Vinatieri compared to that faggot.

Same thing that's gonna happen this year

That lions D was much better than whichever corpses the pats are fielding this week. It will be a shootout -- Saints win 49-34

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pic also kinda related

I don't know about the *biggest* bust, but he is definitely shit. No idea why people keep thinking he can do more than his record shows.

>mfw

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Brees is also 3-1 against Brady.