REVENGE GAME EDITION
ATL: Will Sarkisian give Julio the ball more?
MIN: Bradford a 'game-time decision' for Vikings
CHI: Jordan Howard expected to play in Tampa Bay
LAR: Donald added to active roster, will play against 'skins
KC: Chiefs promote Hunt, cut Spiller
NYG: Beckham Jr. "questionable" vs Lions
SEA: Sherman a "game-time decision" against 49ers
First for the burrs
New York res and Jets fan4life.
AMA.
second for nanners
>tfw you shitpost like a madman around post 490 and slip into the new thread like a freshly washed pair of acid wash jeans
Eagles
>/wholaramsfanhere?/
sup famalams
The chiefs were never good
kill me
What did Kek mean by this?
go pack go
>doubting the ravens
30 MINUTES TO FOOTBALL
>believing in the shitbirds
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Vikings
Like Rothschildsburger will rape them so hard.
Should I pick Cupp or A. Brown?
>the burrs don't have an elite defense
Antposting is a bannable offense
If the Giants don't win on Monday, I say tank for Josh Rosen
Kupp* I mean
Bills going to steam roll the Carolina Pussies today!!!
eags-chefs pregame
I'm actually excited for once.
Jags did nothing wrong. Don't be mad that they're elite now
Raiders are going to crush all the old and busted memes here under the legacy of Carr.
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How meme will the cards game gonna be, guys ?
>MIN: Bradford a 'game-time decision' for Vikings
Bradford is scared to play because if he plays poorly the Minneapolis Star Tribune is going to put out a headline calling him BADford.
>shit tribune
Shitty liberal rag that is
>Moved to the Twin Cities
>Bears games not usually on TV
>Nonstop fucking Vikings talk at the office from August until the Vikings are out of contention
>SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL
>People were literally crying when Bridgewater got hurt
I hope this dumb team gets crushed today.
what are your guys picks looking like this week? I'm honestly not sure about NEvsNO, BUFvsCAR and TENvsJAX.
Who else /expectingaloss/ here?
Hell, I'm a Vikings fan and I hated the love for memewater. His entire appeal lied in the fact that he was a nigger QB that didn't act like a nigger. Played like one for the most part, though.
Truly the Sweden of America.
What's up with all the Vikings hate in this thread? We're winning today boys
Tits/Jags
more like hes scared he's gonna get sacked 5 times and break every bone in his body
Cancerous team and cancerous fanbase?
Who here ready to rape sean "up 3 in the fourth" McDermott today?
Pats
Pants
Jags
I can't contain my laughter at those fools who picked up Bradford in fantasy. I hope most of them don't hear the news in time and end up running him.
Brown. Kupp is your typical slot receiver that only had a good game because >>clots
Not even in the top 10 most cancerous desu
Who /shootout/ here?
>no /rz/ thread yet ;_;
I wanna party
>with.. you?
>beating us in a home opener
>West coast
>Make massive breakfast cause excited for handegg games all day
>Eat too much
>Already feel like food coma'ing
I fucked up Sup Forums.
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pull it back user, they're still the Jags
give it until week 4
>Reminder
By the grace of the sweet baby Jesus.
Stick your finger down your throat. Do the noble thing for the hand egg gods.
East coast fags will never know what it's like to wake up and have breakfast while watching football. Actually feel bad for them desu, nothing comfier
I'm Jimmy
>the Jags could start 2-0 in the division
wew
How do you even manage to get up before 10 on NFL Sundays? That would destroy me.
Saints win by double digits and the game ends on shots of frustrated Brady for a 2nd week in a row.
Ain't that nigga play b-ball in college?
Why does it look like Tom Brady is giving some kid a pep talk here
Dougie McDermott going to shut down Scam Newton
Pick a winner from each division:
Birdb Owl
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Eagles
Ravens
Seahawks
Cardinals
Falcons
Dying Industryb Owl
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49ers
Packers
Steelers
Cowboys
Predatorb Owl
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Bengals
Panthers
Jaguars
Lions
Bears
Dolphins
Preyb Owl
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Colts
Rams
Broncos
Warriorb Owl
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Raiders
Buccaneers
Vikings
Chiefs
Redskins
Patriots
Uncreativeb Owl
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Texans
Browns
Lame Punb Owl
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Bills
Mythb Owl
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Titans
Giants
Saints
Stupid Nameb Owl
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Jets
Chargers
I'm just waiting for Sacksonville to become the punchline it inevitably will.
LETS GO BILLS POUND THAT PANTHER PUSS
Why can't NFL pregame have a little substance?
Not being a lazy faggot? Nice nigger work ethic
>This Jets skit on Fox
My fucking sides
>Falcons
>Packers
>Panthers
>Rams
>Raiders
>Browns
>Bills don't win anything
>Titans
>Chargers
Most cancerous fanbases include Patrishits, Cowshits, eagshits and steelshits. You cannot deny theis
Who else is dude weed'n right now?
One of those is not like the others
Based Riggle
>Failcoons
>Nanners
>Loins
>Buncos
>Cheatriots
>Browns
>Gints
>Chorgers
ME =3
Never thought I'd agree with Old Bay
riggle is /ourguy/
>Not being hungover on weekends
>Not wanting to sleep in
>Not training for when Ultimate Snooze becomes the next big sport
Do you even sleep?
breakfast is shit
I'd rather have wings and pizza over syrupy breakfast shit
this tbqh
about to go hit the dispo my man
what's goodell thinking right now?
There are plenty of great savory breakfast foods
Falcons
49ers
Bears
Rams
Patriots
Texans
Bills
Titans
Chargers
All objectively most fitting to theme.
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"How do I hold all this straight cash homie"
"I think the players are smiling too much. Better make that a 10-yard penalty"
How are Broncos prey? You missed a very easy horse division with the colts Broncos and chargers. Christ you're retarded
comfy RedZone thread
No I don't because I'm not a lazy piece of shit and I have things to do. How's living in moms basement going?
How is a horse not a prey animal? I was considering making the division the ungulates, but I figured that would be too tough of a word for Sup Forums
here we go boys...
>How is a horse not a prey animal?
It's a fucking herbivore
horses eat fucking grass
>syrupy breakfast shit
>discounting the scrambled eggs, hash browns, sausage, and bacon scrambler burrito with a fresh brewed coffee master race
the only thing about this faggot that isn't broke is his bank account. he's technically a fucking NEET
Found the wagecuck
I'm sorry for not knowing this, but where can I see team lineups in general? Just look at the depth chart and the first non injured player is set or what?
>being poor is cool
How it feel to be as worthless as the blacks and spics?
Bacon is disgusting.
Fuck you man. I'm offended as a spic because I pulled a 10 hour shift last night on 1 hour nap
>Reminder
>BlackLiesMatter
A prey animal is an animal that gets eaten by predators.
>$cam Jewton setting up Kelvin Benjamin to die
I bet Peyton Manning watched it and popped a massive boner too.