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comfy cats
edition

Let's have a law-abiding thread.

downloading some JAV

good thread

good of you to wait until 310

pirata escoria..

bueno

atomi shuri
abe mikako
aoi shirosaki

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thoughts?

comfy lads

Dropped this twat
became a communist and sjw mongo

Check Rule 3

no nigger fuckers

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How does that National Lottery thing work? Tweet and they put your name out?

how about you check these

They call man False nine!

it's a shame

don't actually know how the lottery works in general
how do you hand in your numbers?

those are the best javstats shit taste having bitch

got a permanent thick layer of dandruff

doubt it

Good question.

it's just skin lad it's meant to be there

entry level at best pleb

Still in bed lads, might get up and have a shower soon.

it's a trust-based system, you just go to the place and tell them you had the correct numbers, then they give you the money

@31
wrong now never reply to me again

the bankers the bonuses

Hate when my parents doubt me all the time lads.

confirm my bitcoin transaction you fucking dickheadsssssssssss

maybe they were right to doubt you because you're a shit son and a walking disappointment

So THIS is the world famous British culture general........

actually pretty confused about it, apparently it's my scalp?

I got banned for 1 day for off topic thread (what even is Sup Forumss on topic?) and then the automated system banned me for 3 days because my dynamic ip changed and it said i was ban evading

am i effay?

Fergus: Peter, I have a bit of news I should make you aware of...
Peter: Yes, I do know, Fergus, a man with an amusing name has died.
Fergus: Uh, no, actually, it's that this morning, well, I set up a community bank.
Emma: ...what?
Peter: You did what? You s- you set up a bank?
Phil: I had a moment of weakness and they exploited it, like Hugh Grant!
Fergus: Yeah, well, we didn't really have much choice because it was all going to piss in a kettle here, so we had to get the economist out of the way.
Peter: What are you talking about? What economist?
Fergus: We were having a preliminary meeting when Phil was starting to cry, Glenn was having a meltdown, it was getting embarrassing!
Peter: You bought a bank out of social embarrassment? I sometimes buy "The Big Issue" out of social embarrassment, I don't buy a fucking bank!
Fergus: Peter, this is so fucking us!
Stewart: Hold on, let's just wind back, let's just get this straight so that I can deal with you two properly, how much is this bank?
Fergus and Adam: Well, uh, two billion.
Stewart: Sweet Tracey Emin!
Emma: Two billion?!
Adam: Alright, don't need to shit yourself about it, because we're not buying it. Okay? It's funded by taxes.
Emma: Oh, that's alright then!
Peter: Oh! Great, the triple! I'm a nurse killer, a banker, and now I'm raising fucking TAXES?!!

this is how you eat a big mac nigga

called into work for the next 2 days

doing a comfy

let's not stray from the topic now. WW2. in which you were fucking useless.

>went to hide on your island for 4 years

from where we bombed Berlin, Dresden, sent thousands of troops to the frontlines of Europe, including but not limited to France, dispatch of 5000 commandos. Established air and superiority over germany, thwarted their air raids 3 planes to 1. and eventually sent waves of troops (my grandad included) to normandy on D Day, to liberate you?

honestly, i'm not an idiot, i understand france is right next to Germany, and your role would have been harder that ours. but two weeks? and you just waited for them to come. When UK sent forces to France to repel initial German attack, they wanted to bring the fight to them before they tried to breach defensive lines, because of US armour. But your dumb ww1 told everyone to dig in, then they just went around.

Just say it. Just admit you did a terrible job in WW2. You must know it's true

Game of thrones was terrible yet again
normies ruin everything they dig their grubby claws into

it was never going to work

when was she not a commie

wasn't TERRIBLE just hate how rushed and oversimplified everything is now. Wish they could just make the show run longer to spread it out

call the cops i dont give a fuck

She was a crypto pseudo fascist masquerading as a centrist or neoliberal or whatever meme term she came up with
she's obviously and clearly secretly racist and failed to hide her power level

i liked season 1 and 2

maybe it's just me being a contrarian but seeing all these e-celeb normies and pop culture Stacey's rant about "omg like, the top 10 GOT theories" really ruined it for me.

my friend forced me to watch a season of game of thrones

my conclusion
1. its fucking awful
2.it ruined my sleeping pattern for the next month

just go to the paki shop and show your ticket to bossman, who'll then reimburse you

it's only a matter of time

it could have but dabid and dab are such hacks
It definitely would have made much more sense if Jaime was just taken as a prisoner of war and used as leverage to get Cersei to agree to the meeting about an armistice and about the army of the dead. I really have no clue why they chose to have a chain of events with so many logical inconsistencies instead.

they turned a show about medieval politics and treachery into something every deano watches.

anyone what doesnt like game of thrones is a virgin

it's just an awful show mate
really low quality

deano my son

>watching live action fantasy

the only time this was done somewhat right was LOTR. Fantasy is meant for reading. I don't want to watch a bunch of Chad's and Stacey's roleplaying for money.

its the fast food of TV shows

The torso band on my pyjama trousers is so tight that it is giving me daily nausea and fucking up my bladder

Who designed this

>wearing pyjamas

hello you literal child

Stop being a fatty

r8 lads

Im skinny

fatto

uma delicia...

perhaps but that doesnt stop it from being the best programme currently on tv. which it is objectively because it doesnt have a rival at present

Oh sorry rorke I forgot real men sleep in jeans

Grow up you child

i hate how most brits have big houses and several cars

you dont deserve it, if there was a god, you would be piss poor

made peas and salmon with a spicy lemon coconut sauce

what? we are poor as shit you idiot

Nice flag

lol no
real men sleep naked

>he doesnt sleep in jeans and steel toe boots
jog on you fucking fairy

hardly anyone born in the last 30 years can reasonably afford a house

>real men sleep naked

>most brits have big houses and several cars
>This is what 3rd worlders literally believe

>caring about whats on TV when the internet exists

plenty of better shows past and present

Just watched the Mr poopypants episode of Rick and Morty, fucking hilarious couldn't believe the twist at the end either

>most brits have big houses and several cars

thiccest moth I ever saw is attacking the other side of my window

scared lads, if he gets in I won;t be able to take him down

Meh

uh no we aren't
we are one of the most privelaged countries in the world but people are so privelaged they are blind to it and like to complain about everything and anything. The mindset here is pessimisim. Good times create weak whiney people

Rub your willy on it

>he doesn't at the very least, keep his toolbelt, vest and hard hat on too
didn't know they grew ponces like that in ireland

i can't sleep naked because i feel slutty having my willy rub against my sheets

Real men wear a good pair of drop bottom pjs

oh my god theres two of them

they keep making a thudding noise each time they hit the glass, sounds like someone is kciking a football against the window

RT is weird because it's a bizarre marxist anti-American thing but at the same time it's really rorke so the articles are very confused

i'm just watching for the memes at this point
show jumped the shark in season 5

Do me a favour tubby.
Stop calling your cock a willy.
I'm imagining the word willy in an American accent and it's making me want to hit myself and others with a hammer.
Please stop.

It's time to raise the alarm lad

business idea:

run a DNM from north korea

what are you talking about? sounds spooky

>Le game of thrones is le reddit meme

This is why people should be allowed to own firearms

>i hate how most brits have big houses and several cars
lmao no we don't

1. what's a torso band
2. how does it fuck up your bladder, what are the mechanics of that

if there was work in the bed theyd sleep on the floor

flies, moths?

>weird noise in house at night
>main character decides to investigate
every horror film ever

would this happen in real life? I would scream, run out of the house and stay in a hotel for the next month

>torso band

you mean a waist band?

banging on this terrified runt's window lads