Kick Off 16:00 BST
Man United Team News
>Team to face Everton: De Gea, Valencia, Bailly, Jones, Young, Matic, Fellaini, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Rashford, Lukaku.
>Subs: Romero, Martial, Smalling, Lingard, Carrick, Herrera, Darmian.
Everton Team News
>Team to face Man Utd: Pickford, Keane, Jagielka, Williams, Martina, Schneiderlin, Davies, Gueye, Baines, Sigurdsson, Rooney.
>Subs: Stekelenburg, Ramirez, Mirallas, Klaassen, Besic, Calvert-Lewin, Holgate.
"""Super""" Sunday
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*dabs*
CHELSEA vs. ARSENAL
got my moustache tangled in her pubes lads. what do
Lukaku looks like a total faggot in that picture
>fellaini
>young
>STILL 0 white scorers
Mkhitaryan or Mata out wide?
Dabchester Cringenited vs Literally Whos
The two of you are joined now. The bond is cemented
Fellaini has 2 goals.
Can this guy beat ManU
Hopefully Mata
he could when he played for them, now? no chance
>Fellaini
>white
maybe in America
Pretend you're a Liverpool fan and PUSH
>young at left-back
so many crosses in the stratosphere.
Apart from the great assist he got on Tues
Where were you when the premier league became the most defensive, boring league in the world?
>ordering it by number
The fuck is wrong with these people?
everton can realistically win the league
Is Luke Shaw finished?
for Shaw
What part of Manchester united you guys from
MANCHESTER UNITED ARE BACK IN TOWN
THEY'LL RECLAIM THEIR RIGHTFUL PL CROWN
ALL THE ABUS WILL CRY
AS EVERTON FRY
AND KOEMAN IS MADE TO LOOK A CLOWN
>united
When was the last time you saw the news and weren't terrified?!
>Everton can realistically win the league
You are now aware that Manchester United have finished in the top 4 once in the previous 4 seasons.
i saw a black person on the news once and i almost shat myself
>f1 was shit
>Chelsea-Arse was shit
>gf is sick, no pussy
Only thing that can save this sunday is a Rooney hat-trick
Manu not really that interesting to watch without Poogba.
>a bunch of white English men vs a bunch of niggers
Get in here
>it's a little team play for a 0-0 with 5 at the back episode
The PL is dying.
Rooney has nice eyes desu shame about everything else
Just a couple weeks ago Everton thought they could challenge for top 4
They'll be lucky to finish top half this season
His jawline looks decent as well
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same part as the American owners
>lose a 25 goal-a-season all-round pacey striker
>replace him with 3 players that all play in the same position
>none of them are strikers
Why won't Lindelöf play?
Graham Souness just mentioned the "black players" of Chelsea.
>Gaelic Football is gay
>soccer isn't
Rooney brace
he mentioned the COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN?!?!?
fucking RAAAACIIIIIIIST
>BST
lol
>the state of that Everton team
0 pace
Just to remind you, Man Utd paid their legend Wayne Rooney £15millions to kindly fuck off.
wish someone would paid me 15 million pounds to fuck off
am i comfy?
What did he say
Will the Man Utd fans sing "you scouse bastard" at Wayne for a laugh?
is it me or is it really hard to understand what rooney says?
Whats the biggest shithole in Mayo, for me it's Claremorris
Thinking about making some bacon and eggs
>muh goals
Sorry that intense tactical 0-0s don't satisfy your ADHD, you brainlet manchild. Perhaps the SPL is better suited to your needs, I hear Celtic win every game 6-0.
How much work has Rooney had done? His eyes and face looks really unnaturally young, compared to how old he has always looked, is it make up or actual surgery there too?
Is he fit or drunk yet?
I enjoyed that more than the opening day game but I was kinda burned out y the end.
I don't think he's had any plastic surgery or make up.
Coleen probably knows her shit, so he's probably got a god tier skincare routine, regularly steaming his face, and despite the boozy antics a decent diet with lots of water
HAARDD WOOORK
Sounded really hates Pogba.
It's aclohol. Pure 100% alcohol.
*Souness
FUUUUUUUUCK ME.
Look at that shitty Everton lineup. 5-0 to United. Koeman hasn't got a fucking clue right now.
he just hates United in general, probably the most ABU of all the pundits
inb4 another 0-0
>sterile, cold, poor lighting
What is the opposite of comfy? Uncomfortable, perhaps?
MAN TRY SAY HE BETTER THAN ME
Nah it'll take Man Utd a long time to break them down. Maybe 2-0.
>coo' man
>wayne is alive
lukaku is a zombie
Been thinking about sucking a dick for the first time, can some brits give me some tips and general things to know?
its genes actually, thank his dads godlike sperm for it
ask yer da
Make sure you get him to rinse his willy in soapy water first, no one likes the taste of goat shit.
Any customer got a non-ace stream? Saving money to buy a Pogba shit.
>non-ace stream
cuck
they don't have to, they're cut
>this advert
t-thanks sky
ABU PRIDE WORLDWIDE
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME, SHAME ON YOU
Stormzy to score twice today.
Wayne is in court tomorrow.
>You now remember something you forgot
Rooney looks so cucked lel
Is rooney crying?
IRONIC GIVEN THE SPONSOR ON HIS ARM
THE ONLY ANGRY BIRD WAYNE CARES ABOUT IS COLLEEN AMIRITE KEK
>pooney
It's tricky on macos, man.
>sportpesa
>angry birds
do everton have the worst sponsors in the league?
alcohol sweats
why are everton sponsored by angry birds?
has waynes wife paid for a sponsorship?
Fuck me that Angry Birds logo looks beyond shit
Rooney to score a hat-trick
Should I be arsed to watch this or just play muh vidya?
soz kid nothing personal
isn't this phenomenon more because he had the face of a 30 year old when he was 18?