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I'm already in love. Do they also like submitting to their husband?

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post more sexpat winstons

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yes. they are asian after all

why doesn't Winston just move to Taiwan or HK. cuck

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he doesnt want to get deported

Winstons wife
>crooked, yellow teeth
>probably had the bottom of a pan slammed against her face sometime during her life, pancake tier
>can't speak English for shit despite being married to a certified medical English instructor (from South Africa)

C-Milks "wife"
>uglier than an ingrown toenail
>tries to sound like a valley girl, absolutely fucking repulsive listening to her
>midget proportions, basically a goblin meets monkey


And those are the advocates of Western immigrants in China?

lol
no wonder they're cracking down on whiteys

Quick question: My local casino uses CSM (continuous shuffler machines) for all their low-limit tables ($5, $10, $15, and $25). They only offer hand shuffling in the VIP section which has a limit of $100 per hand.

Is there any way to beat the game at the CSMs or should I just avoid playing those altogether and just play the hand shuffled VIP tables?

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to all americans:

I respect and admire the Chinese people.

Now you're just trolling footboy. We know you have a crush on sasha and want to sniff her tootsies. You said so many times before

Anyway, I bet she's hotter than your abo MONKEY gf

How much longer until China sees the absolute bottom of the barrel sort of immigrants that Japan attracts?

I mean it's bad enough as is already, but at least they don't get cross dressing pedophile cosplayers (yet).

>How much longer until China sees the absolute bottom of the barrel sort of immigrants that Japan attracts?

Pic unrelated, right?

You cannot beat the CSM tables and the VIP tables likely have special rules and odds that raise the house advantage and make the game still unbeatable. The only way to make money at casino games is to get lucky and win.

>20+ year sexpat english teaching fat fuck loser who still can't speak proper Japanese and some retarded faggot in a skirt and headband with action cam attached

picture very much related if you ask me

Hey guys this is a new up and coming china vlogger and we should support him. Just look at him, I bet he gets a TON of chink girls.

But seriously, how did this ugly fat balding mutant even get a job in China? Usually the chinks are so discriminatory and only want male model Tom Cruise tier whiteys to teach Engrish to their chink brats

he was probably that guy who went for the 5k/mo job without negotiating

You're fucking clueless mate.

>You cannot beat the CSM tables
I beat them before while surrounded by ploppies just last week but I felt like it was all luck. A video recently came out where it says that the EV (expected value) when you play at CSM tables MAX is $2/hour.

Soooo, I think you are wrong in that you have to just "get lucky" in order to win at the casino. I'm not the type to gamble away my hard earned money. I have to be sure I am going to win before I place my bet. Otherwise I won't play.

Reading some reviews of the casino in question by some professionals on some Blackjack forums and they are claiming success. Just not sure if they are playing at the VIPs or CSMs.....

youtube.com/watch?v=0NO779-AJHM

Okay, you guys can stop pretending to be angry autists now.

Kek, 'expats' in Japan are so fucking horrendously cringe

China's expat scene will have truly fallen when Tykyo Sam tier obese lardpats start coming to china to vlog

>yellow

i love winstons wife honestly

wehkam

i would cum her teeth

>tfw anxiety setting in as you get potential job offers in China

Putting staples into the legs of a democracy activist wtf

She kind of looks weasely. Like a rat

Surely a 'high ranking' expat like Winston who is fluent in Chinkese would have been able to get something better

Post some of your offers so I can laugh at you

Is he pointing to the marks where he deliberately stapled himself?

CCP agents did that to him, it's all over Hong Kong news and western media.

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I'm not going there to teach English.

>can smoke most of my friends under the table (cigarettes)
>gets drunk after 2 beers

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So you mean you're training doctors?

Mandarian or Cantonese?
I'm just trying to speak for fun, I'm probably not going to go but if I had to, I would like to visit Hong Kong.

No, nothing that impressive. Just biology or chemistry.

Does he have any proof, or are we just supposed to believe those self-inflicted marks are legit?

she may not have perfect teeth but as a woman she is very pretty

maybe the china uncensored cuck will post the "evidence"

who the fuck would staple their own legs

would you abuse her gook ass?

i knew a guy who burned himself with a cigarette

>doesn't know the "hey rabbi, watcha doin?!" meme

police suspect he made up the story, he has been arrested by the police and they got a warrant to search and seize some of his stuff.

How long has /not/ had a /sino/ thread? I remember there only used to be a Japanese one which was always dissapointing. Finally a thread for Chinese!
I miss being an exchange student in Beijing. I want to go back so much.
Beijing isn't as bad as most expats make it out to be.
有人还在中国吗?

I'm about to waste all my money on an Oppo smartphone someone stop me

>the state says the state is innocent

Wow you don't say

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uh i don't think the state is saying they are innocent.

it's just that CCTV footage from the area Lam was around showed that he wasn't bundled into a car by two people. that he left the area on his on will.

his story contradicts CCTV footage of him.

Do it. Embrace the up and coming Chinese tech so you can be a hipster and say you liked them before they were cool.
I'm gonna bump this thread with pics from my China days meanwhile so maybe this thread will get more replies.
Xi'an Drum tower.

Mandarin has four tones and Cantonese has nine. So I would say both, because why not.

>learning Cantonese
>ever
哈哈
Why not just learn Hokkien while you're at it? Or any of the other useless dialects.

tones are the devil. Therefore avoid cantonese

LOL - look at this guy. He got a hot White girlfriend, then started to get fat.

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You can see the weight-gain here

Look at that belly

shoes indoor, not chinese.

He is Chinese. With his family

what does /sino/ think about reddit?

I like trolling in r/hongkong r/china r/taiwan

>nigger is meeting up with huge Chinese company SMG to promote nigger music and nigger movies in China

youtu.be/QuxxinW11Uo

This ugly ass nigger is gonna be single-handedly responsible for blacking China. You chink bois better put a stop to him before it's too late

Some subreddits aren't so bad, but r/chinese sucks so hard. Half of the posts are morons asking what their Chinese tattoo of 福 or 火 means.

But why user. Why did you post a series of pics showing this guys weight gain? Did you want us to laugh? To admire his gf? State your business

Chinese instinctively don't like blackies. Obviously you can cherry pick a few oddballs, but for most, dark, black skin is unappealing, sexually.

This greasy shit

seriously kys, that's the one good chinese dish

Who said it was bad?

lmao

That doesn't matter. They can be brainwashed into thinking niggers are human and attractive through media, especially the younger generation.

The nig in the video is already bragging that the young generation of Chinese accept blacks.

kys

taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2017/06/27/2003673374

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>mfw Cai has essentially handed Taiwan back to China by her stupidity

what a shit job, half the island wants one thing and the other half wants another. staying in the middle pisses off both sides.

fuck you couldn't pay me enough to take that job.

Hello my fellow white supremacists.

What's your username?
I got shadowbanned on Taiwan :-(

i recall how i once walked in the city center when suddenly a guy who i knew back then (he was a huge fan of north korea btw, could speak of their army for hours) called me. he was together with a bunch of other guys marching for some right wing group or w/e, so i went a bit with them speaking about stuff and only when we parted i realized i just took part in a right wing protest, lol. i was always indifferent to those protests, they invited me to burn an american flag at american consulate once but i was just too lazy so i refused. i still hate usa though

入乡随俗

youtube.com/watch?v=OC7LAq4n9Mg

Vietnam has all your sexpatting needs

stay away

peru? did you ever 'accidentally' brush up against Cindy's butt peru?

If dubs you all have to acknowledge my trips

Sasha is cute and she's a doctor apparently

You have no standards and in the west she would at best be a registered nurse if she finds a generous employer

She's actually just some TCM herb mixing scam artist

>sino

Socialists
In
Name
Only

Are you a retard?

Just speaking the truth bud soz xx

You're wrong, and clueless about the state of the world and China. What kind of garbage have you been reading? I'm curious about that kind of thing.

What even is the context of this picture?

Coprophilia was a mistake

Umm and you know it better? Don't embarrass yourself sweaty xx
For all we know she could be wiping asses in a nursing home

So unless proven otherwise she's a scam...like any Chinese "doctor"

Go home.