Which will flop harder

Which will flop harder

both

probably the top one because I don't even know what that is

top dwayne attracts like a couple million just from him there so ya its dwayno

If that is seriously CHiPs then its probably gonna be fun.

your mom... when I flop this dick on her face and give her TMJ from this girth

>We want the 21st Jump Street audience:the movies

Sup Forums loves buddy movies
>for some reason wants new buddy movies to flop

why?

>wearing fucking sneakers as a lifeguard

Does high school manlet have weird feet or something?

I hope Baywatch flops just because they shoved the Daddario twins into that stupid one-piece instead of letting them fly free in a little Wicked Weasel number.

>daddario
bottom will fail

>CHiPS
>starring, written and directed by Dax Shepard
Oh, for fuck's sake...

The bottom has hot girls, I don't even know what the top is supposed to be and hate cop comedies so doesn't look very good.

Yeah, they don't have a three-inch arch

the worst thing about these millenial adaptations/reboots is that everything just becomes one big sarcastic joke. I mean just look at all the characters poses in these images. the original baywatch was trash but at least the actors treated their work seriously and didn't ham it up every chance they got.

>tagline
>CHIP HAPPENS

Well no one wants a serious Baywatch remake, but making it intentionally campy doesn't work either. So no matter what this will suck.

Neither, both look really fun.

CHiPs is bomb

Baywatch at least has the rock and he sells tickets

on the baywatch one, all the girls look like shit.

btw why does ddadario has her eyes closed? i thought that was an official photo or something. sloppy garbage.

>on the baywatch one, all the girls look like shit.
t. homosex

>btw why does ddadario has her eyes closed? i thought that was an official photo or something. sloppy garbage.

Hey fuckface, see those things on Rock's face? notice the shadows behind them?

figure it the fuck out.

TETAS

>Movie with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>Flop

>The Rock, Zac Effron and Mammario vs a spic and a literally who
Gee I wonder

Aw shit. I didn't even know they were remaking CHIPS.
There better be a trailer

but its true.

even the cunny threads have better developed girls that OP pic.

>There better be a trailer

There is

>hurr look how retarded i am

Was San Andreas even good? I mean was the action at least cool? It did make a butt load of money...

No. It's pretty awful. Only watch it if you're high and have nothing better to do.

CHIPS will flop harder because 80s nostalgia ended 5 years ago.

Baywatch could have done well if they hired a bunch of big tit bimbos but I don't think they did. It will also flop though not as much as chips will.

Dwayne's pinky finger is bigger than my penis

Damn Ephron must skip leg days. Dudes got some serious chicken legs.

Yeap.
Just watched both trailers.

I'm in on CHiPs
I'm out on Baywatch

Watched both when i was a kid.

Meh. I'll put my money on chips
I really can't tell what baywatch is trying to do

>Hey guys, let's go see that new comedy with Michael Pena and Dax Shepard. It's also based on CHiPS, the TV show no one under 40 remembers because it had zero cultural staying power.

has he ever been in anything successful?

A marriage to a more successful actor?

>CHiPs
What? When? How? Damn, what gonna come next? B. J. and the Bear? Sheriff Lobo?

Just Kristen Bell.