Why is he so ugly, Sup Forums?

why is he so ugly, Sup Forums?

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He's not JUST ugly, he's unconventionally ugly.

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>obamacare gets repealed
>sam hyde laughs at all the college students and entry-level college graduates who can't 'leech' off their parents because they are 'art student libtards with a worthless degree'

>sam hyde also bitches about not having insurance because he got fired from adult swim and obamacare's repeal ensures he won't get any insurance for the foreseeable future
>despite being a literal unemployed art student graduate with an art degree


you couldn't make this up

Ugly glasses, beard and haircut mostly. He's ironically ugly.

he looks german

i never thought he was ugly but probably because overweight and jewish

FUCK Donald DRUMPF and FUCK white """""people""""" especially Sam Hyde

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sam is not proud of the fact that he was an art student though.

There's something about his mouth that I hate. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

His mouth shape is just ugly, especially when he does that half smile he likes to do

Frylock - Nick

Meatwad - Charls

Master Shake - Sam

is this accurate?

Is there anything more problematic than this guy?

his face and mannerisms reminds me of martin short for some reason.

He can't get botox because he has no health insurance.

you got charls and nick mixed up senpai

I think it looks kind of mucous.

Nick has his life together and owns two antique shops and got married

reminder that our guy tim heidecker humiliated this sam hyde creature

youtube.com/watch?v=jcZmH_Z5o9k

HE NEVER GOT HIS MILK

>comparing fictional characters to irl people
>implying anyone on ATHF has their life together

you got the auts m8
>timmy heicucker
>/ourguy/

lmao

So that makes his blatant and childish hypocrisy alright?

>DUDE, Y-YOU PISSED OFF Sup Forums YOU PISSED OFF Sup Forums AND 8 CHAN WITH YOUR KEKING - Sam Hyde

it's like a falseflagger pretending to be a Sup Forumstard and he actually, unironically thinks this

i half expected a 'WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET!!!11!!1111!!"

>sammy the extreme tranny fucker
>/ourguy/
lamo

lmao Sam Hyde can't even afford a phone with comprehensible audio ahahahaha

I like how the same person posts the same picture in every Sam thread to try to bring hate on the guy, and the replies always show no one cares.

Not to mention sam is 6'4" instead of 6'2" and the picture he "sent" was a generic picture of him everyone has from a video which HAPPENED to look like a selfie.

tl;dr everyone knows it is fake but it wouldn't matter anyway.

sam Hyde is a handsome man

are you the infographic guy

get a trip already so people can filter you away

also, i'd rather be fucking a tranny than willfully admit to being a cuckold any day of the week

I CAN'T EVEN GET HEALTHCAAAARRREEEEE

it's pretty obvious he does it on purpose. I don't even watch the guy and I can see this.

he's ugly yet he fucked all of /r9k/s waifus and has a girlfriend unlike /t/v/irgins who will die alone

TV BTFO

Whats with the constant hate thread about this guys, I wouldn't even know who he is if it wasn't for these threads

It's a bot? some obsessed retard? I think is fucking pathetic

>it's pretty obvious he does it on purpose

i don't think you can have a face "on purpose". i think you're just born with it

>samfags are so assblasted they can't even manage to type coherent responses

It certainly makes him altright.

Yeah, but you can at least put some effort into fixing yourself a bit. Sam doesn't, he embraces his ugliness.

>He's only ironically pretending to be ugly

He could shave and get a normal haircut. Or at least stop dying it.

I don't have the picture but he was handsome as hell as a kid.
Age 30 just hits some people like a brick made of butter.

LOL no. he was born ugly.

but he's tall though. i wish i was 6'4, i'm only 6'2

>kissless virgins on Sup Forums calling anyone ugly

you guys are good for a laugh

So do the losers at table 9, but no one is acting like they're amazing and hilarious.

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blatant self-loathing != hypocrisy.

I think he's hilarious in general but I know what you mean. His lips are small yet fat at the same time.

what was incoherent about any of that? stop being retarded user

This. I've always felt that it's one triggered fuck who posts that picture. Sma must have destroyed him some how. Or maybe he's just black and bitter.

get out of my thread

Hyde has barely done anything and yet you fags are so triggered you make daily threads.
How can one man be so based?[

tfw you will never slam young skinny hyde's tight boipucci

Hi Sam! hopefully your obesity hasn't caused you any health problems that insurance could help with.

Genetics.

Yeah, his lips are wormy as fuck.

Also who the fuck taught him to shave?

His single mother

see! triggered

GIVE

he looks fine, is he -actually- being ugly on purpose

ME

>drinking cancer juice

y is milk cancer juice?

You have to throw EVERYTHING out: a nigger touched it.

go get em sam!

what is he wearing though

>wristlet

Kek

I AM FORGOTTEN

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Pretty much anything that needs to be pasteurized for consumption will fuck you up long-term.

more rare skinny hyde

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how the fuck does he manage to look completely different in every video

>I'm hearing jewish voices
>and they said Eric Andea show is funnier

Anyone above 6' is lanky af, it doesn't look good.

He can't even afford a bagel sandwich.

>t. manlet.

go be short somewhere else

>i'm forgotten
>keeps posting about it

t. Manlet

i saw an episode of eric andre last night for the first time ever, sat through the entire thing and literally didn't even grin once

definition of try hard, from start to finish

>DUDE RANCH PUNCH YOUR MOMS MACARONI HOLE

It's 10/10 kino you pleb

5'11" master race

whats that? Some gook food?

its because Eric Andre is Walmart Sam Hyde

ayyy 6.3 reporting in

don't think that height really matters, as long as the girl you're tryna fucc is shorter than you you're good.

>this
>ugly

no uh sweetie x

more like family dollar brand but i read your sign language

>7% Sub-Saharan African
>2% Ashkenazi

>t. leftists

>people who get arts degrees are stupid assholes!
>but not me though...
He literally can't afford healthcare because he doesn't have real job after choosing to get an arts degree, but he still calls people who get arts degrees stupid.

>DUDE INCEST LMAO

2% is fine right? I'm 8% Sephardic

Is this the tranny thread general?

ummmm its transgendered

tranny is offensive hun

like clockwork if you hadn't already been here earlier

pls adopt a trip trannyposter

you do know you're on Sup Forums right?

so what's this ugly fuck going to do now?

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yo' momma

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muh momma ain't no tranny boi.

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Sam, if you're in here, it's Terry at Optima.
Just sent you the formulary but I need your Proof of Prior Coverage.

Thanks,
Terry

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