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Half the time, if you really want to know
the truth, when I’m horsing around with a girl, I have a helluva lot of trouble just finding what I’m looking for, for God’s sake, if you know what I mean. Take this girl that I just missed having sexual intercourse with, that I told you about. It took me about an hour to just get her goddam brassiere off. By the time I did get it off, she was about ready to spit in my eye.

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yuge benis

Tbqh it won't be long until whites are rounded up and put into concentration camps or just outright killed

*farts*

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nani

its a glorious film
youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso

why does nobody make laptop bags with straps long enough for tall people

the fucking thing hangs up at my bellybutton

me chinese
me no dumb
me stick cork up my bum

can't wait
ypipo need to get got

*sees your fart and raises you one shart*

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fucking hell feminists are a cringey lot
literally the nerdy girls in school who haven't grown out of their child-like mentality and have an eternal victim complex from the bullying they got and bitterness that Chad never fancied her

100% chance your white

you can extend the strap length...

I like almost anybody in the Bible better than the Disciples. If you want to know the truth, the guy I like best in the Bible, next to Jesus, was that lunatic and all, that lived in the tombs and kept cutting himself with stones. I like him ten times as much as the Disciples, that poor bastard. I used to get in quite a few arguments about it, when I was at Whooton School, with this boy that lived down the corridor, Arthur Childs. Old Childs was a Quaker and all, and he read the Bible all the time. He was a very nice kid, and I liked him, but I could never see eye to eye with him on a lot of stuff in the Bible, especially the Disciples. He kept telling me if I didn’t like the Disciples, then I didn’t like Jesus and all. He said that because Jesus picked the Disciples, you were supposed to like them. I said I knew He picked them, but that He
picked them at random. I said He didn’t have time to go around analyzing everybody. I said I wasn’t blaming Jesus or anything. It wasn’t His fault that He didn’t have any time. I remember I asked old Childs if he thought Judas, the one that betrayed Jesus and all, went to Hell after he committed suicide. Childs said certainly. That’s exactly where I disagreed with him. I said I’d bet a thousand bucks that Jesus never sent old Judas to Hell. I still would, too, if I had a thousand bucks. I think any one of the Disciples would’ve sent him to Hell and all-and fast, too-but I’ll bet anything Jesus didn’t do it. Old Childs said the trouble with me was that I didn’t go to church or anything. He was right about that, in a way. I don’t.

Love Pastor Anderson

youtube.com/watch?v=Bb14sVbJ4fE

fucking hate donald skluntpfnumptydrumpcuntpf

Gambling is pretty fun

donald trump has done what he said he would and helped out the common man

Hey that's niagra falls you should of asked me to get drunk

all the adjustibles i've found have been too short and i have no clue where to buy a standalone clip-on strap long enough to use as a skipping rope.

The first good post ITT

not saying it wasn't fun in the cinema but holy shit it was like watching this
youtube.com/watch?v=HEheh1BH34Q
every time you think 'woah it can't get any bigger'
then bam

Dunno if this is sarcasm or not, but has he really, and how? Can't be arsed to follow American politics.

is that august in the OP
bceause she looks quite male there
probably the hat

people were posting ridiculous things people say about trump just joining in

the 'f

>After Jodie Whittaker was announced as the 13th incarnation of The Doctor, fan merchandise was created with the words 'Nevertheless, she regenerated'

redpill me on elizabeth warren

If you want to know the truth, I can’t even stand ministers. The ones they’ve had at every school I’ve gone to, they all have these Holy Joe voices when they start giving their sermons. God, I hate that. I don’t see why the hell they can’t talk in their natural voice. They sound so phony when they talk.

oic

haha lanky twats btfo

'y good

when you're accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression

So many of my problems with the Jedi Order come back to their relationship with the State. The Jedi and the Republic are inextricably wedded. The Republic relies on the Jedi as a relatively cheap law enforcement/ diplomatic corps/ officer corps/ intelligence operation. The Jedi, meanwhile, rely on the Republic for authority, funding, and recruitment. They wield a frightening amount of power within the Republic, yet consistently refuse to actively shape policy except as it serves their immediate interests.

By marrying themselves to the Republic and it’s interests, the Jedi sold out. They sold out the ideals of justice, compassion, and respect for all life in favor of order and protection of the system which sustains them. The Jedi should have been morally opposed to slavery, but, since it was in the economic interests of the Republic, they tacitly condoned it. The Jedi should have supported Separatists in their quest for a more just and equitable galaxy, but instead lead a slave army to oppose them in the Republic’s name.

smoking a cock

Smarter than 99% of the mouth breathing conservatards who constantly harangue her

You should try listening to Pastor Anderson

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leftist here
not a fan of the concept of privilege
it implies having nice things is somehow bad or that people have things too easy, where really the point is everyone should have it easy. Don't demonise people for not being poor and oppressed

she thinks she's pocahontas because she's one sixteenth cherokee or something

It's not enough that I succeed, others must suffer.

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>leftist here

ye that's all well and good but people like you aren't relevant or numerous on the left. The majority of the left today is just anti-West, anti-white, anti-male, anti-tradition. It's all about identity politics.

I hate it when somebody has cheap suitcases. It sounds terrible to say it, but I can even get to hate somebody, just looking at them, if they have cheap suitcases with them. Something happened once. For a while when I was at Elkton Hills, I roomed with this boy, Dick Slagle, that had these very inexpensive suitcases. He used to keep them under the bed, instead of on the rack, so that nobody’d see them standing next to mine. It depressed holy hell out of me, and I kept wanting to throw mine out or something, or even trade with him. Mine came from Mark Cross, and they were genuine cowhide and all that crap, and I guess they cost quite a pretty penny. But it was a funny thing. Here’s what happened. What I did, I finally put my suitcases under my bed, instead of on the rack, so that old Slagle wouldn’t get a goddam inferiority complex about it. But here’s what he did. The day after I put mine under my bed, he took them out and put them back on the rack. The reason he did it, it took me a while to find out, was because he wanted people to think my bags were his. He really did. He was a very funny guy, that way. He was always saying snotty things about them, my suitcases, for instance. He kept saying they were too new and bourgeois. That was his favorite goddam word. He read it somewhere or heard it somewhere. Everything I had was bourgeois as hell. Even my fountain pen was bourgeois. He borrowed it off me all the time, but it was bourgeois anyway. We only roomed together about two months. Then we both asked to be moved. And the funny thing was, I sort of missed him after we moved, because he had a helluva good sense of humor and we had a lot of fun sometimes. I wouldn’t be surprised if he missed me, too. At first he only used to be kidding when he called my stuff bourgeois, and I didn’t give a damn-it was sort of funny, in fact. Then, after a while, you could tell he wasn’t kidding any more.

Stop it you spastic twat

>where really the point is everyone should have it easy
but the point of privilege is that not everyone has it easy, only the rich and powerful

Why do leftists hate Lauren Southern so much

hey guys

You remind me of Bernard from Westworld

hi cutie

>janny killed lana edition
really feeling he won't be taking any nonsense during his volunteer period

Salut

What? I notice the opposite. Her and Tomi Lahren are good trigger bait because they somehow manage to get some credibility in right wing circles while downing more BBC than Milo did before being exposed as a pedo.

Reminder that science has proven that the Irish are the ancient Mesopotamians who left the Middle-East long ago

because she's fairly pretty

I really don't think the left is any of those things really except maybe tradition. How are they anti-male or anti white or anti west?

she's a fat vapid slag who parades around america and europe spreading his dumb bile

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a fly landed in my open bottle of wine so I fished it out with a chopstick but it was still alive so I set it free

I would have killed it if I'd seen it anywhere else but seeing that it was pissed evoked a feeling of cross-species alcoholic camaraderie in me

shes called 'southern' and leftists hate the south
(I am aware she is canadian)

that show is hot bubbling wank, seems like all you have to do these days is put loads of sex and violence in a show and normies will drool all over it

we wuz kingz n queenz n shiet

Canadians hate Canada's South too.

youtube.com/watch?v=A9q7XAcdUfA

post beltas

>with a chopstick
too far gone

People actually watch game of thrones

It's established the vast majority have abysmal taste

surely the 'north' is just snow right?

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but you want more people to have those things, it's not grounds for criticism or ignoring your opinions

fucking hell

literally emigrating over there a month from now, of course I have a chopstick to hand

oh hey ya in the north like there's no timmies or poutine up in the north ya okay
all ye can do is like talk aboot ice fishing and ice hockey and get drunk okay

really gets the noggin joggin

where to? zhongguo?

US satellites observe North Korea moving missiles into position, Mattis warns of high alert

It was alright, i dont see why you have taken such a disliking to it. Its much more about plot than sex and violence , especially considering there isnt much sex .

do you speak jappo

And chugs

Hate those guys

SOCIALISTS BTFO

Nippon

yeah, N3

You must be an Edmontonian

pathetic fucking faggot. guarantee you aren't really moving there

fuck off

NEED a Peasant gf

oh
dire
why would you want to move there?

how about this design

I wish fatso would hurry up and fire the missiles already

>what does it mean to be English
>Helm of Raedwald

Dude was Anglo-Saxon. He had more in common with your typical Norwegian than he did your modern Londoner

They know their audience

whats this autist discount PJW talking about
is he a rorke or whats going on

>How are they anti-male or anti white or anti west?
you really haven't ever seen that kind of behaviour from a prominent leftist? ever?
open your fucking eyes. the modern left hates the white man.

eh seems like they're just trying to ape game of thrones and run on pure edginess alone, it's also hard to get invested in when most of the major characters are robots

actually Yes would be even funnier

really hate ukraine
a rotten fascist joke of a nation
holodomor it

obligatory foy

please post again on approximately the 18th of September so I can tell you to foy again with a Japanese flag

do you lot want the US to be nuked?

You know they'll be shot down long before they can do any damage right? Of course not, the only thing you know about war is how to drop a rifle

No I live in Kamloops

youre visiting

just like i did a few months ago except they actually liked me there because i wasnt some weeb

north of 7; where men are men and moose are frightened