Official Borussia Dortmund vs. 1.FC Köln Thread #001

Will our PulisiGOD score today?

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Just kill me

I just hope iq89 Sky moderators won't keep pronouncing Pulisic as Pulisidzch. It's fair he speaks German at 89%.

ich spreche deutsche

Pulisic on the bench. What is Bosz thinking?

That he's started every game so far, and needs a bit of a break. He'll probably come on around the 65th+ minute for one of the wingers.

Sounds logic.

How is he pronounced? Puli-sick?

thoughts?

P H I L I P P

Well that didn't take long.

Yes.

All Dortmunders report in!

Yarmolenko is already showing he was a pretty good deal.

Looks a bit like Großkreutz desu

BVB09

SCHALALALALALA NUR DER BVB SCHALALALLA

At least he is not injured for 4 months AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAH

Pulisic already sounds German as Hans Sarpai. Even better. Will he stay a German bro for his career?

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obama seems to be balding hard

he's even combing hair forwards now

Hello

where the fuck is everybody? literally /ourteam/ playing right now.

Everyone is an Atlanta Fc supporter now

michael pls

Subotic has been stealing a living for a while. Not quite as bad as Park but still.

That attack deserved a goal

Köln is really going to be relegated, huh?

Everyone get in here. ATL not playing for some time.

I don't get why they're persisting with hoofing it to Cordoba. It's become so obvious that Dortmund aren't taking a man off him.

Where is Duterte, Granaten removing Austria, Whore poster and ananastich?

DORTMUND NEW PLAYERS POWER RANKING

1. Yarmolenko
2. Philipp
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10. Zagadou
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50. Sancho
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9000. Toprak
90000. Dahoud

He rescued us a lot of times. Great sweeper in CL and DFB games. Hope he"ll get another chance.

>Whore poster
I miss him. I hope he's alright.

#prayforwhoreposter

*51. Toljan
52. JBL

why do you hate dahoud so much?

kek is dahoud a meme? i thought he was meant to be the german alonso

saying that xhaka was meant to be the swiss busquets and that didnt turn out either

Pulisic will be rested for Real Madrid?

B A S E D V A R

VAR
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I love VAR.

BVB OLE SUPER BVB OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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#EchteLiebe

STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!

B A S E D
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#prayforwhoreposter

He was supposed to be the next Gündogan.
I don't see it. He isn't involved in the game.
As far as I can tell he was like that for Gladbach too except for half a season two years ago.

WIR WERDEN DEUTSCHER MEISTER
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Ich liebe Köln. Warum sind sie so schlecht?

#prayforwhoreposter
#jesuiswhoreposter

no u

Why do you think that Victoria Justice is a whore?

They lost Modeste and have international games now. Last few seasons they also benefitted from better teams playing like shit.

I do hope they stay up though. Köln is a very likeable team.

didn't know this thread was here

her fatty bf was better deßu

This. Likeable but shit team. Pray for VW to be relegated.

#notmygas

that isn't her bf

where the slags at?

JUST LOOK AT HER! SHOWING OFF ALL THAT SKIN!

AND HERE SHES OPENING HER MOUTH WIDE BECAUSE SHES SMELLING COCK AROUND HER BECAUSE ALL SHE THINKS ABOUT IS COCK LIKE A FILTHY WHORE

me in the middle

they all got banned

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2nd half GO! GO! GO! GO!

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking rain ruined the 3:0.

How is pulisic playing, no meme answers pls

lets go

I hate watching games with Spic commentary.

Not at all

he's been on the bench

michael finally go SEX

Fucking Dahoud man.

>aubameyang

That left bench positioning has been really solid

come on obama

Wer wird Deutscher Meister?
> BVB Borussia
Wer wird Deutscher Meister?
> BVB Ole Hey!

VAR
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kek var

Wtf I LOVE bar now

THANKS OBAMA!

wtf i love var now

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Obama finally completed his collection.

Scored against every team in the Bundes.

VARUSSIA VARUSSIA VARUSSIA

Köln is getting absolutely molested

OBAMA

>hadn't scored against them before
>now a brace

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THANKS OBAMA

>aua meine Augen.

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Köln is being groped like a teenage girl on new year's eve

What happened to kologne? Why are they so bad?

>STREAM FROZE
>MISSED 2 GOALS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SLUUUUUUUUUT!

meme magic stopped working

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>still posting vjuice
>in 2017

user, it's time to stop for good

Good one.

Doppelschlag is such a nice word

Not their fault. Real Madrid lost 1:4 at the Westfalenstadion. We havent lost a match here in 8 years.
Now Pulisic and Hipster-Weigl on the pitch

>Sörensen