Manchester Utd vs Everton Thread #2

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Everton

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first for feminine penis

REMEMBER THIS NAME

WAYNE ROONEY

nth for Mkhi can fuck off

who /comfy/ here?

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Lads it's still halftime. Know what I'm sayin'?

Why is Sup Forums never right about anything?

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THIS IS A DISAAAAAAAABLED CUBICLE

Xth for Sup Forumsnime

>Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me

>this people are actually serious
what has the world come to?

What would you do for 1000 Francs?

everton really fucked up in the transfer market desu

She's cute.

>something about sucking a dick feels queer to me
Kek

Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me though

Post that castle, you know which one I'm on about

isnt that about £10?

Whore

That fubo sports package commercial is funny honestly but borderline innapropriate

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i have no idea how good/bad everton are. 4/5 games into the season, on points in the relegation zone. have however had united, city, spurs, chelsea in the first 5 games.

this team was tipped to crack top 6 and was seen as easily the 7th best in the league at minimum. fixtures haven't been kind, but this team could finish bottom half.

Everton have been so shit the 80th minute Sigurdson equaliser is almost guaranteed.

>romanian
pottery

I think they'll finish 5th.

What did she mean by this?

>cameraman making a guy feel awkward by focusing solely on him

>this is the world you live in

Post ANGRY PIRDS:::::::DDDD:D

15/2 odds for a draw from here
might be worth a fiver

all i want to do is inspect brappers for a living. not a proctologist. just a cosmetic braptologist

fucking word games

Lingard looks fucked up and or retarded, please tell me someone capped that

>Something about sucking a dick just feels queer to me

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

Jewish Postmodernism.

Tel me about the Chelsea - Arsenal, why is it 0-0?

>ROONEY

>POOney

It's a big game.

>in law school
>did a module on reproduction rights
>expected to have an essay on abortion rights/right to die/pregnancy autonomy, easy law with straightforward philosophical marks
>turns out to be a class run by a feminazi professor, full of feminazi's talking about radical feminist literature

I've seen some shit man. That class was disturbing as fuck. Wanted to kill myself every time i sat in that class and the women kept going on and on about how men oppress women through micro-aggresions

i couldn't even hit on QT's because the subject matter was so disturbing

>teacher/literature says the word 'cunt' is oppressive because it shows how a word of the female body becomes derogatory and demeans a womens sexual experience
>'no thats rubbish, i say prick all the time, I'm never talking about another mans penis, just calling him a prick'

>pooniny

>rppney can't score past >De gay

For you

Because Hazard is recovering from injury and Chelsea are pretty shit without him. Besides, Morata is no where near Costas level. Oh, and Conte got some discipline problem, getting a 3rd red in 5 games or so.

>fractional odds

disgusting

rashford has been utter garbage in this game

>neverton spent 150 million for the pleasure of being relegation fodder

What did they mean by this?

xD

feminists amirite

WHY ARE THEY NOT PLAYING MARTIAL?

RASHFORD IS SHITE TBQH

>trashford

Him and Martial always are when they start. They're great at coming on and destroying tired defences though.

United can't hold onto the ball. Missing pogba bigly

Stop shouting lad.

But Sup Forums told me it would be 3 / 4-0 Chelsea, what happened?

This £0 RB has pocketed Rashford all afternoon. He's actually quite good

rooney trying too much to impress.. pass the ball ffs

>Man Utd won't miss Pogba, they said

The absolute state of this shit today.

>the pooney shuffle

everton is literally the worst team in the universe, and united are making them look like contenders.

Martial is a better player than Rashford hands down.

These threads keep me from being totally lonley lads

I want our dabbing Scott Parker back

It's the United™ Way™

FUCK OFF, RASHFORD, YOU SHIT.

>Rashford scores 1 of his 30 attempts on a goal in each game and this makes him good

Really sick of his shit. He's been breaking down attacks all season.

I just expect an Everton throw/goal kick whenever Rashford gets the ball

He's shite when he starts.

>rashford starts over martial

why?

>this game
Derby should be fun

Me too m8.

thanks reddit

wtf just heard that pogba could be out for 2-3 months also
>lulkaku

>lucaca

It's not because they don't have Pogba.

It's because they're playing:
>Fellaini
>Young

Instead of:
>Martial
>Herrera

He's on strike, like a proper frenchman.

me 2 m80s. just browse Sup Forums and turn that loneliness into anger like me

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why isn't martial on?

Every time people insult Rashford, he goes and bangs a goal.

Mark my words.

>Martial
>at left back
t. Wenger

Mourinho needs to change this Ibra would have buried that, we can go two up front they're there for the taking

How are these people real?

>Lee Dixon
>Fellaini is the best chester of a ball I've ever seen

Zlatan and RvP much better. Especially RvP.

Pretty much. Le pacey nig meme was a mistake.

how are fellaini and young responsible for rashford, lukaku, and mata playing like shit?

Bailly scared shitless of Rooney.

Tell me about baines, why does he cross the ball?

Imagine spending £150 million on Lukaku

>Lukaku changing his boots mid-game

can't make this shit up

Lukaku accidentally put on his shitting the bed boots

tbqh if I had Rooney chasing after me I'd be a little scared

Nike paid top dollar for that commercial

Don't think we're gonna win the league, if we do it will be more Stoic than Swashbuckling

can you lads tell me where to find a good stream?

Mata's been playing alright mate don't know what game you've been watching.

Fellaini hasn't been playing shit, he's just not United quality, and never has been.

/r/soccerstreams/