Is there anything worse than Prometheus apologists?

Is there anything worse than Prometheus apologists?

atheist

Literally finished watching this again 1 hour ago, it's still great fuck the haters

I have never seen Prometheus, what's wrong with it?

>running phyrexian obliterator

Monoblack is for scrubs.

I just noticed that thing has visible eyes

Only storycucks hate Prometheus.
>MUH CHARACTERS
>MUH PLOT
Oh shut the fuck up, it was a fun flick and you know it.

>nothing about the movie has to make sense or be internally consistent if the visuals are nice
Congratulations on having the mindset of an infant in his crib entranced by a mobile.

>it's an ancient aliens episode
>it's a lead actress can't actually act episode
>it's an exposition episode
>again
>it's a space jokeys are actually pale shitty dudes with sixpack and chemotherapy faces episode
>it's a Star Wars prequel disease episode
>it's a facehugger episode
>it's a chestburster episode
>it's a narrow escape episode

>leaving unanswered questions means it doesn't make sense

Stick to capeshit kiddo

Star Wars prequels apologists, maybe. Anyways Prometheus would have been better without Lindelof deviating it from a basic prequel.

The best that can be said about it is it isn't the piece of shit Alien 3 was.

So why did the big Promethus man kill everyone when he woke up?

How was he still alive too. He diead at the very start by drinking black gloop.

>I'm going to take my helmet off in a bioweapons ship on an alien planet
>I'm going to get lost after creating a 3D map of the complex which shows my position
>even though it has been established I'm terrified of aliens I'm going to snuggle the alien vagina snake
>etc etc
>this is acceptable to Prometheusfags
>they actually ACTUALLY think they are better than capeshitters

if you weren't an idiot you'd realize they all make sense

Ah but you do realize David 8 is ultimately vanquished by Ripley 8?

Both of which being artificial creations of man, fighting on contrasting side of the xenoline; two final dominoes reacting to a chain of events established by that Engineer an heroing in Prometheus' intro?

>POTTERY

it wasn't actually that bad.
but the trailer was fantastic and created so much hype, the movie could not live up to it

Star Wars apologists, whether PT, OT, or Disney.

When they enter the goo chamber, they showed some worms crawling on the floor, and judging by the set of rules established and implied in the movie, shouldn't they be massive by now? And shouldn't the planet be full of life since the goo is being spilled everywhere?

who said they werent black white or black blue
i bet you play tron eldrazi to look meta

The worms were actually from the other side of the planet.

Both the worms and the scientists entered the chamber at exactly the same time.

Merely a co-incidence, which desu is hard to argue against.

The deliberate cognitive dissonance of Prometheus apologists is on the level of BvS apologists.

Explain then. Oh wait, you can't.

It really was a terrible watch. The sad part is, I just kept waiting and waiting for it to get good, but it just kept going full retard. Hopefully the next one or whatever that new movie is, will be good.

Did, not, hate BvS.

Have to admit it.

I feel like the engineer represents the audience watching the movie wanting to kill the fuck out of the dumb cast but gets raped by the alien franchise in the end.

is that baby groot?

your original post already explained it

why do you think they all die in a fitting manner to their personalities/actions/occupations

prometheus isn't a mindless scifi flick you idiot, there's a subtext that is fairly apparent that went over most people who are retarded heads

LE DUDE THEY ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS HERE LOOK AT THIS PROMETHEUS WIKI THE BLACK GOO MADE SENSE GUYS LMAO

>I see it's shit
>I'm gonna keep watching hoping it stops being shit
>It was shit
>I'm gonna watch the sequel and hope it's not shit
Only you can break the chain.

>WIKI

Any links m8?

Pacific Rim apologists.

>idiot stoner dies because he's an idiot stoner
>this is deep subtext

i am in awe of the power of scott

Pacific Rim is fantastic.

It's a movie about giant robots fighting giant monsters. It doesn't try to shove some kind of philosophical message into the movie, it doesn't try to be more than it is. If you went into Pacific Rim expecting some kind of art film or some 2deep4u shit, then you're stupid.

Church of Snyder delusion.

So it's Transformers. Good to know.

>BvS apologist
>Prequel apologist
>Marvel shit apologist
>Alien 3 apologist

BvS apologists

Yeah, people who genuinely believe that any movie after Alien is good.

In a few months time, we'll have something far worse: Covenant apologists.

Prometheus is literally one of the best pieces of cinema in the past 20 years if you ignore the script screwups and focus on its brilliant cinematic language and masterclass acting.

Being able to do this means you are suddenly able to enjoy far more films than you otherwise could!

This.
Alien fans have shit taste and so they judge Prometheus badly, but really the only two good Alien movies are 1 and Prometheus, rest is sub par.

No, Transformers is boring. Pacific Rim is entertaining.

>The xenomorph looks different because it came from an alien that shares our exact genetic and biological structure!!

Give me one (1) reason why the jaegars didn't all just wait outside the rift and gangbang the kaiju when the timer ran out? There was literally no reason to spread their forces around the world and allow the monsters to reach civilian centers.

I think you misread my post.
Prometheus is garbage and it's only saving grace is visuals and Fassbender.

It didn't came from a face hugger, but from a giant octopuss thing.

he went through a blackhole

DISNEY/PREQUELS apologist are maybe the worsterestest

You missed the point...

There is more than one engineer. They are a species just like us. They were two seperate individuals.
The guy in the beginning created us by his death.
The guy who woke up and started killing everyone was sent on a mission to kill everyone on earth. Thats why his ship had the aliens on it. He just happened to crash while in cryo sleep.

not enough aliens i guess.

DC fags are worse

>what's wrong with it?

>if you ignore the screwups
Shit, all movies are great movies if you ignore what's wrong with them.

Why does everyone complain about them taking their helmets off when no harm comes to them for doing so?

so what the fuck was his problem again?

the human part of the first Transformers was way better executed than the human part of Pacific Rim. people here will bitch about LeBeef but it genuinely managed to charm audiences. Pacific Rim in comparison was dull and awkward like some kind of non-self-aware bad anime; it was just visually exciting. A good tech demo but hollow inside.

Prequel fags, Marvel fags and Harry Potter fags are all far worse

>I'm going to take my helmet off in a bioweapons ship on an alien planet
The air was breathable. They said that right before they took their helmets off. That was the whole point of that scene to establish that the air was breathable. Was still stupid of them to do it but it wasn't unexplained at all.
>I'm going to get lost after creating a 3D map of the complex which shows my position
The information was sent to the ship. He had no access to the map.
>even though it has been established I'm terrified of aliens I'm going to snuggle the alien vagina snake
Not even sure what you're talking about here.

I think you might just be stupid.

Anti-Prometheus redditkikes

Pacific Rim does fighting way better than Transformers. Less jump cuts, you can tell what's going on, and the impacts all have much more weight to them. That was what I really liked about the movie: when a giant robot punched a giant monster, it actually felt like a giant robot punched a giant monster.

Yes, the fact that there's no porn of baby xeno

This thing is MADE for fucking

He was simply experimenting with the stuff. He wanted to see what it would do before using it on the old guy in hopes of healing him

You'll still watch the rehashed reboot remade re-presequel though. Most of us will actually.

> were going to punch through a building and stop just in time to gently tap a Newtons Cradle so it starts clicking back and forth.

It's bad even at that. All the other jaegers die like punks and there is no real tension in the fights. Not to mention the Charlie Day subplot and the awful, awful dialogue.

Because they don't actually know that.

For some people people read Prometheus and expected Aliens. If it was a xenomorph horror then it would have been called aliens. It wasn't. It was simply a sci-fi set in the same universe.

>from the director of Alien

Gee, I wonder what gave them that idea...

None of the Aliens were scary
The plot doesn't make sense and too much is left open
Tried too many philosophical things and stories in one movie
None of the characters motivations make any sense
None of the characters were interesting or well acted
They ruined the lore of the Engineers now that we know theyre just big buff albino men (ooo so scary now, seriously, watch Alien and tell me knowing what they really are doesnt ruin that scene in the ship)

Lol so did I, Prometheus hive mind.

Honestly I've dropped most of my gripes with the film, it's just enjoyable to watch.

This is kino?

(I saw the movie today in black and white)

How does a man feel, knowing that xenomorphs exist in real life?

One of them gets infected with something and becomes a murderous rage mutant. They had no idea how he was infected but continue to keep their helmets off.

This movie was absolute garbage from start to finish.