You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible.

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in my mind: hitler did nothing wrong

outside: welcome refugees

"Don't stop stroking my shaft, Muhammed. Schnell!"

REFUGEES WELCOME

The next one is going to be our victory, I just need to wait a bit more for them to lower their guard

ja ja! dast ist fantastich!

a meme phrase in russia btw from the old german porno

>where you from
>e....lsewhere
Faggot my ancestors shared land with you guys, nothing germans do is seperated from Europe.

Why are Germans self haters?

Sind Sie A. P. Nikkola!?

germany does not rule over the EU, now accept all these refugees we invited in or suffer our wrath

DIE HAUSORDNUNG IST EINZUHALTEN KEIN LÄRM NACH 20:00!

Die Juden

How could Europeans do this to Germany?

Jawohl!

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>Meanwhile people are literally starving and dying of medical care in US streets

Gotta Kiss Daddy trump and rich asses some more, right Yankee?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>/leftypol/

ich komme
german vintage porn 5/5

Sorry can't hear your Burger Tears over my stable job, garunteed pension and garunteed healthcare ;)))))))))))))))

>garunteed pension and garunteed healthcare
All of which is going to Khalid and Ngu. ;)))))))))))

Volkswagen
Jagermeister
Bundesliga
Rammstein
Kraftwerk
Autobahn
Mein Kampf

time ran out

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Woh ist mein Forklift Simulator disc?

Hmm. I'm uncomfortable.

>as an american, let me tell you about your country
cring

eins
zweit
Nine
Ten
Ich liebe dich mutter

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JA JA
WRUSTTELS JA

>Tfw americunts never get to live here

Orgasmic

So I hear tell that Mozart's birthplace was turned into a refugee shelter.

VAKE UPP IN ZE MORNINK FEELIN LIKE DER FUHRER

In a country where the president lies about crowd sizes I'm not at the least bit suprised you believe all the other fake news xD

Carolin: Finally, I get a real man in my life/bed.

Everything

>German efficiency is the most false stereotype

Absolutely confirm this. Even France is better than Germany with administrational efficiency.

VE MUST IMPORT MORE REFUGEES VE ARE NOT NAZI, LOOK HOW MULTI-CULTI VE ARE!

VERE IS THE SAUSAGE?

At least we have mosques!

I really tried to write something funny, but I can't. There are no fun or purpose.

the most German post yet.

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It's a joke, right?!

What's a joke? If you wish to laugh you must first go in the basement or the neighbours will hear you having fun and call the police

It's a joke that Germans are efficient? Yes

also this

>If you wish to laugh you must first go in the basement or the neighbours will hear you

f r i t z l i n t e n s i f i e s

I always cringe when burgers (not capitalised due to lack of respect) talk about us

i love Germans. best guy

Germany died in 1945.

WE

WUZ

Did you know neighbour? Apparently all we live for is for Muhammeds welfare check and Europe is less safe than the US

ayy lmao

>Did you know neighbour?

What? Can you repeat that in English?

>Europe is less safe than the US

Stop projecting your fritzl fantasies on the rest of the EU hans

is meant for

I cannot respect anyone who unironically likes, defends or cheers at Germany. We're still better than the US but that doesnt mean anything, can't get worse than this.

t. mehmet

If you were smart or strong, you'd have a variant of those things regardless, but you need the state to care for you.
Pathentic.

you're living in the country with 3rd world wages, ridiculous rape statistics, death penalty for petty crimes, drug cartels, religious extremism and so on.
Whatever you read on breitbart, America is a thousand times worse.

yes?

>3rd world wages
Er...

Yes and now you wilñ be cucked with negroids who were the true europeans and germans before you enslaved them and brought them to germany, they ww
Ere born in germany and so are german, tgere is no german nation after all.

There is no native european.

Maybe you should go see how people around the world react when you say you are from here.
Little hint: it's definitely not a sympathy plus point

Zip file

*carries the dead weight that is the eu with my economic power*

at least I'm not American.
Now die for the petrodollar or get shot.

Why should you ever question authority?

Why are Germans and Americans always have a quarrel?
They are almost same as each other. please make a friendly.

Bugs... easy on the carrots.

German / American relationship is quite good compared to, for example British / german.
Americans are still good friends

How about I make a friendly with your mom?

is German to British relationship so bad?
Why? Brexit?

er umm not bad.

>why?

Because when it comes to us brits are polish-tier butthurt and go full "MEMBER DE WAR!" and many other things.
It has only gotten worse because of brexit.

No, finances. They were about to merge the German & British stock market, which they obviously can't after resetting the trade agreements etc to pre-war conditions. Ignore that nazicuck memeposter above me.

From what I heard it was blocked by the commission.

It's the stock market. It's always the thing you're most distracted from. Nobody gives a shit about european integrity and the happy EU friendship.

This post is surprisingly true. It makes me wonder if the rest of the world is extremely shitty, if so many people come here.

i see. thank you for tell me that.
it's too bad. it isn't necessary merge to the German and British stock market.
but i think Brexit isn't bad choice, if they're really wants it.
Britons wants independence from the EU. therefore they must be have independent his market.

Jeder Zivilistierte Mensch hält sich dran duhmösi

this

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Heil Hitler

"in the name of Allah"

T-that's not true. Delet this. We truly love our rapefugees.

I understood that reference.


DIE TÜRKE! JEDEN TAG SO SCHNELL, JAAHAHAHA!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, we are very efficient and don't have a sense of humour.

What do germans think about finnish humour?
youtu.be/K5d7BfjE3Hc

welcome to my ponzi scheme :D

>Americans are still good friends
I don't notice it on Sup Forums though. The only country that responds with more hostile posts towards Americans than Germany is probably Ireland

Refugees are welcome here. I welcome the genocide of the wh*te "people". Glory to Ataturk.

I'm currently wearing socks with sandals

EU very good praise EU

perfectly captured the nature of the Tatort series

money

*drives at vehicle's top speed while remaning perfectly calm*

Forgot CZ

>germans are wh-

*plans the destruction of Europe*

Germans don't deserve all the bullying on this site.

MOSKAU MOSKAU RUSSLAND IST EIN SCHÖNES LAND

SCHMEIẞT DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND
HAHAHOHOHO HEY

Sadly, this.

"Good Aryan pupper!"