Afro-Centric Delusions Thread?

Afro-Centric Delusions Thread?

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bumperino

WE WUZ ROOTS IN SHIT

this thread has potential

Do people really believe this or did an Aussie make this?

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>Rooted to the earth

Is that because they never invented a boat or plane?

People believe it

My mother (a white, upper-middle class suburban woman) believes this drivel.

from what i heard apparently the evil white scientist man invented tectonic plates as some Machiavellian scheme to control the black man and deny the truth about Africa

E.I WE WUZ ONLY ONES ROOTED N SHEIT

>WE WUZ JEWS AND SHIT

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Damn, I bet she cucks your dad on some "black bull sex party for wives" the upper class rich white cuck husbands throw for their women.

can't question this because

If you're black: YOUS AN UNCLE TOM
if you're white: DATS RACISSS

WE WUZ MAGIC N SHIET

black israelites don't believe in converting to judaism

Isn't that Bobby and Whitney?

>WE WUZ MAYANS N SHEIT

>60 million years since the formation of the continent
>still can't swim

Sending more niggers to Israel sounds like a good idea.

get for dindu genocide

Does anyone have any of those "nigger fairy tale" pics? Can't seem to find them anywhere.

is because the evil white men took their swimming ability when they took their god powers and royalty and they made them slaves.

>we go from kindergarden to graduation
biggest black delusion in this thread

>that pic

well we did use to shit in the open, so...

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oh and don't forget Mozart was black, here is his descendant to prove it

we wuz kings

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Did you know that the original population of Earth was black? The peak of our technology was during the black reign... too bad fucking white man destroyed the black stargates and Epstein drives that allowed us FTL travels.

Jesus christ that photo compression is shit. fuck why can't normies do ANYTHING right?

If it wasn't nailed down it would have been stolen.

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>been at the store for the last 19 years

>Niggers say they are pharaon decendants
>Literally calling themselves inbreed
>Calls whites ¨inbreed¨

Well Beta Jews (Ethiopian Jews) are supposedly descendants of Solomon.

Pretty much any historical figure. Years ago I used to play this game when bored from time to time. Google "______ was black" and sure enough there is some niggerbabble proclaiming this. Give it a try.

Ex:
Julius Caesar
George Washington
Ghandi
Ghengis Khan
Samurai
Spartans

And so on...

Niggers reclaiming history because they only have mudhuts and rivers and sheeet.

>this is the side that wins and wins everyday
I want to die.

funny my dudes

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Some nog in my hs class thought you could swim under the entire us so I imagine many of them believe it

wow what mods are needed to make fallout 4 look this good

I don't believe that, how someone could be that stupid?

oj is innocent

I apologize your mother has Down's syndrome. At least you turned out okay

we wuz kings

That may not be as stupid as you think as there are water basins beneath the surface and he maybe misunderstood that.

Can't remember the last time I read a book by a black author.

Sounds like a personal problem.

I can, because I've only read one.
"Invisible Man" by Ralph Ellison. Actually a good read. Was written in the 50s, and has alot to say about modern SJW and 'gibs me dat' nonsense.

>QATUM PHYSICS

you mean this problaby

You know what I like about all this afrocentric crap? If true it means the white race has cucked Africans more than anything has ever been cucked before. We cucked them out of a space empire, advanced technology, freedom, their history, and the ability to have a dad.

And now we're cucking you, whitey

Wow, nice to hear you've read that.

Ellison is funny because he despised the whole afro-centric movement and was alienated from them altogether when he wouldn't play along with their narrative.

WE

Why do all niggers who think they are enlightened call themselves kings and queens?

Man, Chimpout was the shit before it shut down. I used to die laughing reading those nigger stories.

That is some shit that Tyler himself would think is fucking retarded and probably laugh about it on twitter.

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This one is actually true.

You mean to say, us white folk were Tupac and others like him?

You should check out OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA by Ta-Nehisi Coates

WE WAS NIGGUZ N SHIT

Really makes you think...

affirmative my good sir!

ourselves

were

in fact

poets!

good bantz canacuck

I have one honest question, why don't you americans educated your niggers how France tried to?

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I'd love to see more like this

well mr trudau, is lucky day is!! yyou

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am out

WE WUZ KINGS

What is the name of that stand?

What the fuck does this even mean?

that was debunked as satire.

The dollop

wut? I didn't know NASA had executive action

That's an Olmec head you dumb negro.

Obligatory

According to black scholars everyone important in history was a nigger back in the day, chinese, aztecs, slavs

Top fucking kek

Flat earthed detected! Fuck off

topjej

this is from clickhole m8

>the original black cultures of eastern europe

>they're even claiming slaves
lmao, they're doing our racism for us.

I meant slavs, but "slaves" is almost better in context, kek.

Affirmative action and yes, actually being federal in nature they are the most strictly required.
Not to sound bitter but I lost out for a job opening to a candidate who was a black woman with a degree from a community college against my Baylor chemistry degree.

WUZ

>this is from clickhole m8
where?

and what's your point?

VIKINGS

I thought they stopped sending apes to space

we wuz kings

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It's a satirical clickbait site owned by the Onion, she didn't say that

the charlemagne version is so funny

WE WUZ EVERYONE

There was an even come complete version of this one, with even more hilarious articles screencapped, if someone has it saved please post it.

The King of Limbs