Ask an Albanian from Kosovo anything

Ask an Albanian from Kosovo anything.

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What is life?

Are you 100% illyrian?

Without your love...
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side

Where are you really from and where can I find this proxy that you're using?

SRBIJE IS KOSOVO

BLES ARKAN AND HIS TIGERS

For how much can I buy a wife from you?

I am serious.

Ummmmmmmm
What do you like about Kosovo?

which is better?

why is ur accent so extremely funny?

Any reason why so many of our fellow Muslims ask for asylum in Germany? I don't get it, hasn't the war been over in your shithole of a non-country for 15 years?

why do you guys seem to be everywhere?

What explains the imbalance in matter and antimatter in the universe? The hypothesis was that they should be found in equal amounts, but the latest findings point to excess in matter.

What's your cat's name?

I will find you and i will kill you.

Nice kitter

Is that your cat?

Cool cat

I believe in God with hope and try to do my best to get knowledge

I don't know much on history but i'm pretty sure that i'm white

I'm from Pristina, it seems that Sup Forums doesn't recognize the Kosovar flag yet

If you really consider it, it's about 2000-3000 euros

The convenience and simplicity

It's very expressible accent and comprehensive

Ask Merkel

How does it feel to be deported on sight from every EU country?
Feels pretty good to me, fucking gypsy.

>How does it feel to be deported on sight from every EU country?
What? Post facts to back up your claims disaspora leech

Here's a start mehmet.
express.co.uk/news/uk/672313/Albanians-deported-Dutch-illegal-immigrants-UK-Netherlands

disgusting gypsies need to be gassed

Do you have hot running water?

How are Americans welcomed there in Prishtina? Do Kosovars like Americans because he helped with your independence?

>1 source
>1 country
>all of europe

What happened to >muh IQ map. Do you know How fact finding works or are you being retarded on purpose?

the entirety of my knowledge regarding Albania comes from that one episode of the early seasons of the simpsons where they get an Albanian exchange student living with them and he tries to get knowledge about the nuclear power plant
what did you think of that episode?
is it an accurate portrayal?

Tell me about the border between Greece and Albania.
Are there trucks loaded down with weapons passing over every night?
Is there a shortage in the blood supply but no shortage of blood?

Sounds like somebody's sister isn't back from her summer job in The Netherlands yet :^)
Albanishit trash hahahaha

Of course we love our American friends, Albanians celebrate the 4th July as their holiday

youtube.com/watch?v=yTwTMNJ9tf0
youtube.com/watch?v=fJDZfDco7OA

Does Vitina still smell like a sewer?

Sam's Pizza had some of the best french fries on Earth though.

(KFOR vet, '01)

>Tell me about the border between Greece and Albania.
Sometimes we drink Rakia.

>Are there trucks loaded down with weapons passing over every night?
What? no man. We get our weapons from Russia and America. Dunno which route you know of but Greece is not one of them. Sry.

>Is there a shortage in the blood supply but no shortage of blood?
Never a shortage of Blood. Hopefully those migrant pass. Everything will be alright m8. I'll be sending some bags over soon, yeah? ;)

Ok this is how I know you're from the Balkans. Here.. have a (You). Do you feel warm in your body now? Oh the Adrenaline! tee-hee. Oh btw. Sorry we scared you off all the way back to The Netherlands of all places. We didn't mean for you to Leave your home. Shit happens tho.

UCK! UCK!

Fourteen year old big titted hookers, AKs for a hundred in cash, ridgelines and hollows and blood feuds that looked West Virginia on acid.

Damn, I miss it. Nicest place I ever deployed.

>Ok this is how I know you're from the Balkans
I'm not, but thanks for the (you) balkan gypsy.

I've just watched that episode and no. The voice actors didn't speak Albanian properly

Why is the albanian face like a frying pan?

it's like you got that slavic forehead and hit it with a three-axle truck which results in that ayy lmao head.

Are they this retarded in the Netherlands? I thought you guys were intelligent. You speak like a Belgrade Slumdweller. Are you """"""""""greek"""""""" perhaps?

do you hate us?

When are you giving back Pristina to the Serbs?

why should they you britbong?

No.

When you give back Northern Ireland and the Falklands.

Can you rap?

Hahahaha butthurt balkan gyppo
Keep living in your delusion
"Everybody who say bad thing about best country in world Albany is fucking balkan"
Fucking idiot. How dare you say something about another person's intelligence.

and do you blame your UCK albanian brothers ?

woah those are completely different

we have jets

How European do you think Albania is?

do you even orhto ?

WOAHHHHH FUCK ME BRITS BTFO
Don't get cocky just because it's referendum day, you third world shits. We've still got a fair few hours left before the grand cuckening.

>"Everybody who say bad thing about best country in world Albany is fucking balkan"
I never said anything about Best Country, i hope Albania never gets rich. Rich countries provide comfort for Men and makes them less manly. It also attracts idiots and savages looking for a quick buck, evident by your prescense there.

Rich countries is where the Arabs go to rape defenseless women and boys. I'd like to see (You) survive down here little "Civilized Dutchfag". :)

lol

Look they did what they did. Don't be passionate about hating your enemies. When you encounter people doing bad shit you don't like, kill them. Don't sit around pondering about them.

why have you replied three times at the same post? are you retarted?
also, obviosly you don't know a shit about Kosovo history.

>YOU ARE FROM BALKAN YOU ARE FROM BALKAN
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOU WOULDN'T SURVIVE IN CESSPIT ALBANIA

I wouldn't survive in India either, fucking balkanshit mongoloid.

Fucking loser refugee. I bet you're so butthurt because you got deported.

Bump for more delicious albanitard butthurt.

>I wouldn't survive in India either, fucking balkanshit mongoloid.
I know. Must be hard to be a weak little shit like you :)

>Fucking loser refugee. I bet you're so butthurt because you got deported.
I worked in Germany once, then I went back home when the guy closed the firm. Don't like western Europe. Never want to set foot in your country, have a well payed job. Don't need to.

Sorry m8. There's nothing in Amesterdam that I can't find at home ;) Also you fucking suck at banters you retarded german rapebaby.

>I know. Must be hard to be a weak little shit like you :)
Sure it's me. Even fucking diseases get sick in your shithole country.

DEPORT
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The albanishit

>Sure it's me. Even fucking diseases get sick in your shithole country.
Still I'm alive.

Holy shit what does that have to say about you? Supreme Untermensch if I ever saw one. :D:D:D:D:D::D:DD

You're alive because you're the disease, balkan ape.

Why's your country so underdeveloped, ubermensch?

Any ways, gotta go now. have work tomorrow. Have fun being a weak beta cuck.

Enjoy getting Soros'd into oblivion m8. Was fun exchanging insults with you, will have to repeat some time (assuming you don't die from your diseases).

Night kiddo.

Cya buddy. Have a good organ harvesting tomorrow!
I'll watch for your new thread.

Why are people not satisfied with Kosovo? You fought like crazy for independence. You got it why is like 20% of all the EU immigrants actually Kosovoars pretending to be Syrians?

Because God is a Serb.

answer me heretic

Here is the reference
youtube.com/watch?v=k_0nROFZDvQ

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Can you post more cats?

today, did you even have to use your ak, our was it a good day?