Name one actress that is worthy of playing Xena in the reboot

Name one actress that is worthy of playing Xena in the reboot.

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there are none, and the reboot is unlikely at this point thank the gods

Gal Gadot.

Lucy Lawless

Lucy lawless

MEW
with ASR as Gabrielle

Alexandra Daddario

Ahahahahahahaha
There's always one of you in the thread.

lucy lawless

heyo

I know. I SAID FUCK OFF??

quite possible the most non-threatening woman ever

gaia weiss as callisto

She cannot do the battlecry

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYY

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Selena Gomez

Any girl with big tits.

I thought so too, but she's not as meaty as Xena.

Absolutely not. Xena is a fucking warrior princess. That bitch would break into tears if she had to fight anyone.

Lucy Lawless

youtube.com/watch?v=3kSJr6uuqPM

Baby face
Can't fight with big ol' titties

eh, give her the role on the condition that she works out with a personal trainer for a few months and put her on a high protein diet, and she would be perfect.

>prime Lucy
Why do you do this to my dick user?

The blonde chick from legend of the seeker
Or the chick from Vikings that put the condoms in her teeth
Or Diane Kruger

She doesn't have the temperament for it. Weak face, weak spirit.

>Or the chick from Vikings that put the condoms in her teeth
You never realized that was shopped?

Lawcy Luless

mmm now that i think about it, maybe you're right.

Did you just humble yourself on Sup Forums? Who does that?

people who aren't millennials and who don't give af about what others think of them?

Waifuism aside, I actually think I could see MEW in the role, so long as she got super fit for it. Imagine MEW with super muscular thighs. She'd look like a full on amazon

Jennifer Lopez

no spics or niggers.

you forget it's the CURRENT YEAR

Only one that matters

Chloe should play her, she has perfect body of work for that role.

Emma Stone

>remaking a series literally 1 tier above Beastmaster in quality

my vote goes to Xena Fey

>comparing Xena to Beastmaster
end yourself

Antje Traue.

Short of
>Lucy Lawless
I literally cannot. They would be better off finding a muscular gymrat girl that looks the part and teaching her to act than trying to pass of some waif.

Oh
My
God
I LITERALLY cannot.
CANNOT.

Thought we'd settled on just using the iZombie cast?

>iXena:
Xena - Aly
Gabrielle - Rose
Ares - Rahul Kohli
Caesar - David Anders
Joxer - Malcolm Goodwin
Callisto - Leanne Lapp
Autolycus - Robert Buckley

This is the only real answer.

Get out.

Gina Carano.

Jaime Alexander always gave me a Lawless vibe.

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Ira Belle.

Absolutely this, she'd be perfect. And I'd like a little side-romance with ASR

I wouldn't oppose this.

Speaking of strong female leads in tv, what are some shows with strong powerful woman like xena or buffy?

I mean tv nowadays....and pretty.

>being this dumb

Lena Dunham

>Name one actress that is worthy of playing Xena in the reboot.
It would have to be someone relatively unknown (as Lawless was when she was cast).

They should have cast someone unknown for Wonder Woman. Oh well.

Julia Benson.

Lucy is the only Xena, there should never be another one. She is still incredibly hot as well, just look at Spartacus...

Lucy Lawless

Gina Carano obviously.

No Calisto pics ITT? Disappointed in you, faggots.

Maisie Williams
Idris Elba

damn she was fucking hot

She still fucking is, desu.

she shows her tits in Ash v.s. Evil Dead

She shows her tits in Spartacus

/thread
I'm serious, she was great and sexy in Spartakus and Ash v. Evil dead and would definitely watch new Xena starring her

that would be hilarious

Lucille Lawless

my greatest niggas

Are you 34?

Agreed.

Originally only suggested it because it'd mean Aly and Rose in tight revealing leather and cloth but the idea as whole is growing more appealing now.

iZombie season 4 is looking like a lock though - which is awesome.

Meryl Streep

Aletta Ocean

more like lucy flawless

Linda Carter

this desu

h-her muscles look cute
I want to be strangled by her!

Ah good, this is what I came for, was not disappointed.

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What is this board's obsession with this bitch? It it because of Rogue One? She didn't act in that movie.

It's the year of rabbit, newfag. You should lurk more.

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Because there mad RLM said Rogue One was worse than TFA so there compensating.

LEGEND OF XENA WHEN?

Yes. She has proven herself.

>You'll never have a threesome with these two
Why even live?

Is there a show she doesn't show her tits?

No one.
Absolutely no current female actor has her mix of looks and spunk. It's all dainty bullshit, no strong women at all.

>Why even live?

If you were to go through with this you probable wouldn't.

Dying in a threesome in which I fuck two godesses, is there a better way to die?

Those hands

this chick

Reanimated Chyna, or a lookalike

why the long face?

If a Xena reboot gave her a black boyfriend I'd definitely watch.

A Xena: Warrior Queen feature length with Lucy playing a grizzled, battle weary Xena in a position of power who needs to put the armour back on for one last battle would be GOAT. Cast Antje in a supporting role, get Xena to hand her the torch and then make her lead in a series with a fresh character to make her own.