Why are americans so fat and dumb?

Why are americans so fat and dumb?

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because they eat shit

Fat: Subsidized corn and sugar deals, along with a convenience culture and a lack of self control, not to mention that the average burger knows shit about nutrition
Stupid: underfunded public schools and addictions to distractions (or hedonism, I guess)

>Universities filled with foreigners and the richest motherfuckers in the country
>Representative of the average muricans who have difficulty adding 2+2

>uniersities ranked by the number of english publications
ahhh yes, the perfect argument

no way that's real

wtf??? I thought america was supposed to be free?????????

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>Meme rankings

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>yuropoors

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this confuse the amerishart.

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Foreskin are commies.

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the last time japan had a fat man 80k people died

Man, I a car was parked too close to me and it was a struggle to get in/out, mainly due to my size, I'd be too fucking embarrassed to draw any attention to it. How can these people be so shameless?

This is quality

my theory: because the united states is so spread out, the only local source of information (prior to the internet) is TV. But TV wants to be entertaining rather than informative.

as for our fatness, one word: consumerism.

actuality, forget what i said, its just consumerism.

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Kek

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On point with the humour.

I don't get it

>mudhut shaman shithole french ((((universities))))

underrated