Guys, I'm scared

Guys, I'm scared.

>dailymail

>CIA agent

Is it because you are easily identified and you fear the police arriving and examining your hard drives?

huh. From the thumbnail in the catalog, that mans face looked like Werner Herzog. Just another example of dishonest thread-making I suppose.

It was a big fall.

Everything about that is making me very paranoid

He didn't fall so good

I see people bitching about the daily mail like ten times a day, then I google the article and find it reported exactly the same on some other reputable site. Shut up with this.

>The former CIA agent told RTE the encounter between the priest and the girl was the most disturbing thing he had ever seen, according to Rachel Lysaght, who also wrote the new documentary.

>It will be available on Netflix from Sunday.

Well that explains it.

>reading the news
what is this 2015

Ha hahahahahahahaha
I'm behind seven proxies and my hard drive is encrypted.
BUT
yes I'm still scared when a priest dies who may have been the inspiration for a 70s horror flick...
Hold me.

I don't have photoshop in this machine let me see what I can do with paint

>It was just a prank bro gone wrong

>when a priest dies who may have been the inspiration for a 70s horror flick
he died almost 20 years ago.

>photoshop in the machine
sounds sinister

>CIA agent

Let me guess, the possessed child also shot him 2 times in the back of the head?

Jesus Christ now there's some form of time travel involved?

>CIA
>having any credibility anymore
let me guess, the priest also liked being pissed on

I heard he said it was actually Russia who hacked into the child.

no he just died almost 20 years ago. they're writing about it now to shill some new sensationalist documentary.

>2017
>the CIA is as credible as buzzfeed.com
What a strange world this has become

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dont tell me to shut up

Perhaps he was wondering why you would depute a man before making him abstain?

>CIA agent claims
obviously the CIA killed him, not some mumbo jumbo ghost fairy tale possessed leprechaun

>ha dumb theists that will show them are you infatuated with tales of sublime lies?

>shitty Russia buzzfeed meme is overtaking Baneposting

Not on my watch.

>CIA Agent claims

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Perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him off a building.

Why would a possessed child shoot a man before pushing him over?

>CIA agent
>immune from getting swept up in religious hysteria
OK

>not baneposting in the bulleted headlines

Why'd you even bother?

Literally what would demons win by doing this, are they retarded?

Demons are the ultimate edgelords. I can't wait to get to hell and meme on them.

I wanted a quick kek and don't have photoshop.
Don't be a dick. If you want to tell a joke to your friend, it's ok not writing a 2 hours stand-up to make him laugh.

he didn't fly so good

Uh... you don't get to bring fiends.

Good luck memeing when you've got big red cocks in your ass and mouth 24/7.

You faggots never miss a beat

>Ayy lmaos are actually demons
>Demons are actually ayys

Which one of these twists do you like more?

>they work for the agent... the little-a man
>...Bill?

can't they be both

Only in Might and Magic, but that's vidya

>Ayy lmaos are actually demons
This is giving me anxiety

> priest who inspired the Exorcist dies
> novelist who wrote the Exorcist dies right after

Guys I don't want to lose Linda Blair

>Le Religious user coming out of the woodwork

ayys being demons would be way more fucked u desu senpai.

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...Child?

Yeah. Here's what happened:
Catholic (antichrist) priest (pedo) tried to rape child but CIA (ourguy) threw him out of the building.

Pazuzu, I'm Christianity.

>on some other reputable site that I'm not going to mention