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Cantpucks killed by china edition

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Just ordered a $250 vegas jersey

just give us the 5th overall pick lads

Being a canucks fan is suffering

>get home from work
>the entire hallway of your $2500 a month 1 br apartment smells like cabbage
>the 47 candles in your bedroom makes it tolerable
>you order some food to be delivered since there is a game on
>the order is wrong but there is really no point in arguing with the store due to the language barrier
>finally the game starts, fuck ya hockey 2 days in a row
>lose 9-4 to the first major sports team in Las Vegas in their first game
>A player named Wong records a hattrick
Such is life in Vancouver.

why are you posting this everywhere

cause its true obviously

I accidently posted it in the cowcuck gamethread. Please forgive me, I even said oops.

>Isles sell out a preseason game at the Coliseum
Why'd they have to take our team away from their true home?

>Tyler Wong: 5 points
>Nick Suzuki: 4 points

FUCK

WE NEED TO GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF OUR LEAGUE

t. doesnt have any chinks on his team

This is your countries fault

We have Virtanen/Juolevi

Yamamoto is American, though. There's also another American's name I'm forgetting.

Sounds Japanese to me.

We have a black part chink

And Drumpf sounds pretty German.

based ho-sang going to win the calder

As soon as VegasWantsHockey started I signed up. Going to be hyped to see those game at T-Mobile.

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Lifelong Golden Knights fan here.

Make sure you go.Or else that team will abandon your city in a heartbeat. Relocation happens way too often

You haven't forgotten to take your medicine /hoc/, right?

this post is to inform you that there is a meme stealer in /mlb/
the post in question

Why do Japs like hockey so much?

And why are they so good at it?

There's going to be 5 in the league in a couple of years, and there are dozens of young Jap teenagers in the works.

poster here
i main /hoc/ desu

Help, I need elite /hoc/ knowledge.

Would /hoc/ rather build a team around Duchene or Tavares?

Ideally neither but if I'm forced I'll take the centre

>implying duchene will play first or second line centre on a cup contender

Duchene has speed to get back and a pretty good FO% Why would he be a bad centerman on a cup contender?

If Duchene is the guy you're throwing over the boards to turn a game around in the playoffs expect him to get his shit pushed in.

tavares easily, not even a question in my mind

>fucking canucks fans saying Juolevi played "good" even though he has the team worse +/- at -4 and turned over pucks constantly included one that turned into a Suzuki goal

Tavares

tyler wong........ baby baby baby ohhhh

>Ken Holland STILL hasn't reached a deal with AA
>First pre-season game on TUESDAY.

Seriously, this fucking GM.

He looks even younger than Gaudreau somehow. Why did my NHL turn into a junior league??

When you got older than the rookies.

AA to SKA St.Petersburg

Kovalchuk-Dastyuk-Barbanov
Shirokov-Malstev-AA

Shestyorkin

Hand SKA the Gagarin Cup already

>people care or look at +/-

It's not "real and useful" analytics, so no one cares...

Though I think it's still useful for general trends.

>kid born in 1996 looks younger than a kid born in 1993

on a game-to-game basis it doesn't really work well since you could have a shift change and get a - tagged to your name due to another person's mistake

but when you finish the season -39 like Edler, it says a lot

Very excited for this season :D

>Losing 9-4 to a team of hapas

Loving every laugh

stop bullying

why do you always post pictures of women you wish you were? its sad as fuck desu

just got home, how bad did vegas get btfo?

they won 9-4

no way

How good are Maltsev and Rykov? Devils have their rights

Tyler Wong had a hat trick

>Tyler Wong
who?

How come EVERY single fucking NHL hockey player has the same hairdo?

*ruins your debut*

78357767
Fuck off and die already you annoying cunt

SAME

HAIRCUT

its only the preseason, but i just don't think any play this season will be able to top this one from last season

>skjei just ignores it
KEK

Exactly

I really really like this gif

Tavares and it's not close

twitter.com/JDylanBurke/status/909561052056117248

The look on his face says
>Fuck, I'm next!

it literally NEVER gets old

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really hope the nips or the koreans get the hockey programs together. god help us if it is the chinese, or god forbid, the poo-in-loos.

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I think the poos are too busy trying to potty train millions of people. Besides, they are a terrible sporting nation.

This is a great post.

tyler

wong

why dont you want to see your people succeed chink faggot

They're not her people

i don't get that. you'd think with literally billions of poos at least some would rise to be the cream of the crap and be good at sports. but they don't, except in /cric/ i guess

and why would i want them?

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Look at all this leaf I think I am going to be sick

I don't know what it is about their culture that makes them shun everything besides cricket.

I guess you could say they're flushing their potential down the drain

*they're not people

>ventures into leaf territory
>"god why are there so many leafs here"

budget australia you have your own thread, now get back to it

I wanna hear Eric Lindros say "Ne, shounen. Kakkoi desu ne?"

Aren't you kiwis thinking of putting leaves on your flag?

Sup Forumsnother /hoc/ thread full of animu? i'm okay with that

no one speaks chinese here

Does /hoc/ like S/a/ros?

literally everybody

why would anybody like >finnish goaltending?

Reminder the Vegas Knights will win the 2018 Stanley Cup and there is nothing you can do.

*leans into mic*
*breathes*
"wrong"

Imagine Finals in T-Mobile Arena. That'd be fun.

>"preseason means nothing"
>"Pretty much all of their best talent is in china already"

I expect to hear that in about 50 different ways for the next week or so.

But still, Cantpucks, you're looking sorry as fuck. Sad!

WTF

resubbed to NHL tv and now it won't play videos anymore because i've got adblock, now I have to put up with the shitty ads from my country overlaying the video WTF this shits me so much how can I get around this?

so whats atlantas new teams name gonna be?

SAUCE?

have you tried uBlock Origins

usually the best undetected adblocker

preseason doesn't mean shit tho
colorado went 6-0 last year

She's cute

nice binners

post some binnie pits

Not busts: Laine, Niskanen, Lehtera, Aho, Barkov

Busts: Virtanen, Puljuarvi, Teravainen, Saros

Finns don't bust any more than other folks, Stop with this anti Finn propaganda.

Juolevi is gonna be the biggest bust.