One man managed to destroy both Star Trek AND Star Wars

One man managed to destroy both Star Trek AND Star Wars.

Why was he given so much power?

>One man managed to save both Star Trek AND Star Wars.

How can one man be so based?

sea-boots can't make themselves. if they could, they should make themselves disappear didigetthatcorrek? haha

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>Star Trek AND Star Wars
How can you destroy something that was already destroyed?

He basically got lucky taking credit for Lost, and Lost's success as a long running series even though he had very little to do with Lost as an on going series.

His name seemed to carry weight as success. Lucky Jew is lucky.

Jewish

>makes one of the most successful movies of all time

If I were him, I would be quite proud of myself.

>Star Trek is fucking dead after TNG and the shitty movies
>JJ saves the franchise
>Star Wars is a fucking bloated joke after the Prequels and all the shitty expanded universe fanfic bullshit
>JJ retcons all the garbage and saves the franchise

Also, 10 Cloverfield Lane was the best movie of 2016.

Half Life next

Well he planned the whole first 2 seasons out for Damon Lindelof after he did the pilot, so he's responsible for the best parts of lost.

He's a Jew.

Literally the only person on the fucking planet that can do a proper Video Game movie.

>Why was he given so much power?
Because his shit makes money.

Because he's white

>first 2 seasons out
>the best parts of lost.

That was just before ABC began complaining that the show needed to start making sense instead of going no where.

No it couldn't be that simple could it?

He didnt even direct 10 clover field lane dumb cunt

>destroy both Star Trek AND Star Wars
He gave them life

>fill the show with wacky, but engaging mysteries
>don't bother to think about reasonable explanation for them until the show is supposed to come to an end and there's a fire under our asses
Lost seasons 1-5

>pander to the lowest common denominator by rehashing an old movie and sell it on name recognition and nostalgia alone
>make 2 billion worldwide
I'll admit I'm slightly jealous

Jar Jar Abrams was the real Sith Lord all along

>destroy
All he did was rehash a new hope with updated FX.

That pic is great

Even if it was, there are lots of Jewish people and he was still picked.

No, the best movie of 2016 was Godzilla Recurgance.

that pic literally sums how they never explain shit. Wow.

it only lacks the vague hint of "this dude has something going on" that mr eko and some others had for a second

Trek was already dead, his two flicks are garbage but he revived the franchise and the most recent one wasn't terrible so there's hope.

Star Wars was prolefeed. You only prefer the old movies to the sequels because of your autism.

>He gave them life

No, he killed them both for good.

He found a way!

WOOSH

>modern vfx by modern vfx shops
>modern editing, and sound done with mordern editing tools
> JJ Abrams Trek - character dynamic completely inconsistent with the original
>JJ Star War - No character depth, and a story that makes no sense
>He gave them life

...

giving him too much credit