/DCG/ Dallas Cowboys General Post Game Thread

Early Thread Edition

This was the first ass whooping in the Dak Prescott Era Cowboys. Was bound to happen sooner or later, at least it didn't happen 4 games into his rookie season like some rookie QBs (Wentz)

And the haters breathe a sigh of relief the Cowboys didn't go 2-0. No other team Besides the Patriots gets obsessed about and falseflagged on Sup Forums after a loss. It comes with being Americas Team I suppose

>couldn't tackle
>zeke got shut down
>open holes for CJ and Charles
>Trevor Semien playing lights out
>Secondary getting depleted
>Awuzie comes in and immediately has hamstring injury

As always listen to Norm and Donny @ The Ticket

Welcome to the AFCW bitch. Enjoy going 0-4 against the best division in football

You know by creating this thread early that you've just jynxed the Broncos right?

That was just a really strange game. It would be one thing if there were a few key fuckups, or if the usual problems reared their heads, but EVERYTHING was bad. Even Zeke fucking sucked, and Zeke never sucks.

I guess I feel like it's not really typical of the team at this point. Even in 2015 they didn't always lose like this. It feels like one of those really bad games every team has every now and then, even the good ones.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

W-WE DEM BOYS!!!!

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

COWSHIT FUCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You couldn't beat a 7th round pick who had a injured left tackle. Your team is shit.

Guys im literally shaking, i dont know what to do

Zeke was absolute trash is going to get suspended eventually


As a whole they looked like shit and honestly the refs were fair

How can i keep hope for my team??

Even the O-line was shit

who /iggles/ here?

It was just one game

You literally got BTFO by a mediocre team

feels good to be the best team in the division

WOW, a game where zeke had to actually run the ball instead of getting babied by his O-line.

Yea. definitely an outlier game for Zeke who will confirm run 300 yards on the Cards next week to make up for today

Iggies lost. you're not allowed to post in this thread. Your team just got dominated by KHunt. no I'm not mad, bich

NFC EAST BROS

TIME TO LAUGH AT DALLASS AGAIN

>literally a 4-way tie
>l-laugh at d-dallas, guyz

>iggles lose by 7 to a team that dismantle the pats
>cuckbois lose by 18 to a team that almost lost to the chorgers

lel

>tie

Right, only the Cowshits have lost a game in such embarrassing fashion lmao

Is Witten going to surpass Jerry Rice's reception record today?

>>literally a 4-way tie
>4-way tie
lol

german eagle reporting in

had a nice time reading the shitposting. Good night

>Weeaboo in the south
How have you avoided getting lynched Joe-Cleetus?

The officiating was kind of bad this game too. 3 times Von Miller jumped offsides and wasn't called but that wasn't enough to change the game though

>i-i-i-it was the r-refs!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

>Iggles lose a close game to the team who destroyed the Pats
>Dallas gets completely destroyed by the Buncles

The only good feeling I'll have for the Boys after this is that they went 1-1 last year and made the most of it. The defense got exposed badly, and they need to shape up before playing the rest of the West. They should take something from the Pats and learn how to respond to an ass whooping.

That bullshit OPI call on Dez completely fucked up the momentum dallas was starting to build up when the score was 14-7 or whatever. This game would have been completely different without that call.

1. iggles
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12. r******s
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231. gnats
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POWER GAP
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9004. cowshits

>WON'T EVEN SHOW YOU THE END OF THE SHIT SHOW

DALLASS SPARED

Dak INTs > Elliots rushing yards

Talib just got a 103 yard pick-6.

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Is it even a question anymore?

Wentz > Dak

>Dak 50 pass attempts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!

why arent they just taking a knee

dak exposed when he actually has to carry an offense. this is the type of shit wentz goes through every game

BIRDS BABY
FUCK DALLAS

Only this week. For this week only yes you can say Wentz > Dak

I will allow it

Thank you for BTFO Dalass Broncbros

Wentz would had never threw that 103 pick six

>sak picksix

The iggles got BTFO, a touchdown in garbage time and a bullshit hail Mary doesn't change anything. They completely stopped playing in the 4th quarter.

>dallASS loses by 25
>b-but the iggles were b-btfo t-too! the chiefs g-gave up in the 4th, I s-swear!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ask me how I can tell you're a virgin?

Cowboys be back stronger than ever next week with a massive win, you CUNTS!!!!

Nice damage control. Juan.

here bro

>No other team gets this obsessed about
The fucking irony in this statement ... then again, why am I replying to tripcancer?

He isn't wrong

bump

Wentz is easily the better QB.

That's what you cowniggers get for stealing a Pittsburgh song