How did Vader choke Admiral Ozzel?
How did Vader choke Admiral Ozzel?
Kayden Campbell
Gabriel Thompson
He was choking on his aspirations
Zachary Gomez
He was a clumsy as he was stupid
Colton Morales
the Force
Isaac Campbell
General Veers!
Isaiah Kelly
More like admiral Zozzle!
Levi Brooks
For newfriends
Dishonest Filmmaking:
(George Lucas, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Steven Spielberg, Christopher Nolan, Alex Garland, Paul Thomas Anderson, Nicholas Refn, Tom Hooper, Max Linder, Rian Johnson, Yeon Sang-ho, Noah Baumbach, Andrea Arnold, David Yates, Denis Vilenueve, James Franco, Steve McQueen) are intellectually bankrupt moral whores and charlatans; their films appeal to the modern phenomenon of the 'Pretend Epic' or Pseudo Cinema, often tied to the criticism that "It was a movie that thought it was a film" they have no ideas of their own and are filmed purely to have fancy essays made about them. They obfuscate their lack of insight under a smug impenetrable irony and often contain scenes with disingenuous attempts at depth with characters spouting platitudes that the director takes VERY seriously.
This directly panders to the IMDb reddit sensibility of quote circlejerking since these hacks are masters of the fools wit, "Quipping" (Not to be confused with the marvel co-opting of the word) , it sounds smart, cool and worldly but in reality there's nothing of substance, the Revenant's attempt at spiritualism was cheap and laughable and whilst someone like Malick has considered his philosophy, Inaurritu wears his introspection on his sleeve to give his film a false sense of depth with pathetic sermonising.
THIS is Dishonest Filmmaking.
They leech the greater works that preceded them; like The Enemy being a rip off Eraserhead, but they have nothing else to say.
They act under the guise of deconstruction, surface layer obvious 'social commentary' and a quirky forgettable score praised as 'innovative'. They are all inauthentic sycophants that rely on oscar buzz and post 9/11 detachment for relevance.
These directors are hacks and will be forgotten to time.
Some notably earnest filmmakers include, but are not limited to
>Mike Stoklassa
>The Coen Brothers
>Werner Herzog
>GW Pabst
>Mel Gibson
>Matt and Trey Parker
>David Lynch
>Clint Eastwood
Carter Phillips
>Mike Stoklassa
Jonathan Gray
>"You are too close to me"
Aiden Cooper
Whole thing is a prank they play on Vader where the entire Empire makes him think he has powers to "mindchoke" people. It actually works out for them because they can just play dead instead of being really choked.
Proof: he chokes the rebel in ANH with his hands because he tried to with his mind and obviously it didn't work because the rebel didn't know about the prank and you can't really mindchoke people. Frustrated his "powers were being blocked or something," he just old school choked the dude out.
Isaac Torres
Nathaniel Anderson
so Padme dying was just a prank?
Brandon Evans
He didn't
youtube.com
Isaiah Bell
Well shit...
Ian Nelson
lol fuck off pol
nobody wants you here
Juan Powell
I like this theory
Wyatt Peterson
Why was Vader obsessed with choking people?
Did his dad or uncle play choking game with him when he was a little boy?
Mason Brown
what the fuck, why does it sound like totally different audio when he said that line?
Isaac Jones
No Padme was legit retarded and for real believed in the space magics.
Parker Fisher
Obi-Wan choked him while he sucked his dick
Hudson Anderson
wow so original ;)
William White
...
Nicholas Jones
Epic meme
Angel Long
LMFAO
Jason Stewart
Nathaniel Barnes
:c
Gabriel Brooks
Nanomachines
Kevin Long
Through TCP/IP
Logan Reyes
He hated aspirations
Zachary Morgan
lmao
Zachary Williams
Because it is?
Ethan Hernandez
forgetting based Leni Riefenstahl
Juan Ross
Force is everywhere dude. It doesn't matter how far objects are. It's probably even faster than light. I think they even mentioned in KOTOR that those hiperspace lanes for FTL travel where build using the force.