Fighting with your older sister over the remote

>fighting with your older sister over the remote
>accidentally touch her boob

>I just had my one and only sexual experience! Sup Forums needs to know!

dumb incestposter

>fighting with your older sister over the remote
>purposely touch her boob

>watching Sup Forums

>fucking your older sister with the remote
>accidentally change the channel

>touching your sisters boobs
>she wakes up

>Cuddling with my girl and watching a movie
>movie ends, we fuck
Feels good man

>fighting with your older sister
>punch her in the tit

>fight with older sister
>lose
>she ends up sitting on top of me tickling my face with her long hair

remember the guy that uploaded all these lewd videos with him and his teenage sister to youtube? playing with her butt and "wrestling" in bed. so much sexual tension. he even uploaded a creep video he took of her in the shower, bush and everything.

>not hiding the remote in your undies are making mom take it from you by force.

kys my innocent young dude

webms would help jog our memory boxes

more like
>touching your sisters boobs
>you wake up

>fighting with your older sister
>she starts necking

>fighting with your older sister

i haven't seen them in years, was only on youtube. he was in apparently in college and for some reason decided to upload them to pass them around. in one he was on her bed and she was lying on her stomach playing video games, while he massaged her butt.

i member

>waiting for the movie to end

There's so many weird vids on YouTube of the mom recording the kids fighting on the bed and then the older sister like pins her younger brother down and straddles him and he doesn't move

No way the mom doesn't realise it's slightly sexual

post it

>go visit parents after a few years
>little sister answers the door

>fighting with your older sister when your mom is drunk, horny and wet

kys my dude lad

agghhh im gona cum!

mb the mom was masterminding the whole thing

Dude those were all over porn sites but i haven't seen them in a while. I wonder if his sister found out?

who is this sister fistblister?

>fighting with older sister over the remote
>accidentally eat her out

IIRC that kid got doxxd. The one where she was playing vidya was too fuckin real man

post it

wouldn't be surprised if he did get doxxed and family found out, they were posted on Sup Forums a lot.

>Fighting with older sister over the remote
>Realize you don't have a sister
>WHERE IS MY MIND starts playing

>wrestling with bro
>decide to fart on his head
>shit myself

>fighting with your younger sister over the remote
>accidentally punch her really hard in the face and break her nose[/spoile]
>she starts crying and says "I'm your sister how could you do this to me?
>parents kick me out the house and send me to live with my grandparents for two years until I turn 18
>sister has never forgiven me and won't speak to me at family events, she has told all her friends I'm a physical abuser
>her nose is still crooked

>fighting with your older brother over the remote
>his cock accidentally skips into my boipussy

>in the bathtub with my little sister
>she grabs my remote

i used to fight my sister until one time i went to kick her in the ass but my foot wrapped around under and i cuntpunted her

>have three sisters growing up
>westermarck effect doesn't kick in

What did it feel like?

(((Westermarck)))

pretty good man i felt powerful

>tfw poor
>tfw shared bed with sister
>moved out
>feel incredibly lonely in empty bed

>play mgs3
>want to do some cool king fu moves
>dislocate sisters arm
>convince her not to tell anyone
>goes unnoticed for weeks until a teacher calls CPS

warm apple sand

>sister and I are mutually washing ourselves in the shower
>she says my cock needs to be in boner mode so she can clean all the skin properly
>mfw she squeeshes it too fucking hard

EVERY TIME. FUCK

>sand

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>Fighting with your older sister over the remote.
>She purposely grabs your dick to make you drop the remote.

anyone here accidentally get out of the shower but forget your towel so you have to run to your room but it's down the hallway so you run down the hallway naked but then your 3 year old sister jumps out of nowhere and your dick accidentally hits her in the face and you knock her down and you also trip and fall on top of her but you land ass first on her head and then shart from the stress and then she starts crying so u get up quickly but accidentally step on her arm breaking it and run to your room and act like nothing happened but deep down youre freaking out but also a little aroused and u have to repress those feelings so you pretend like nothing happened?

>Fighting with your older sister over the remote.
>purposely grab her dick to make her drop the remote.

never do it on the nose, retard

Yep

I belived this until le shart xD

>kiss girlfriend
>cum in pants a little bit every time
Wish I was dead

>grab a girl's hand
>get massive boner
>leak mad precum

SCREENSHOTTED
posting in EPIC BREAD
LOLZ WINRAR

>the year of our Lord 2017
>having girlfriend

>watching movies with my older cousin in my bed
>she starts laughing and kicking me telling me to put the movie on
>I try to dodge her
>her foot enters the leg of my boxers
>she continues kicking not realizing where her foot is
>suddenly she stops laughing and kicking
>her bare sole pressing against my dick and balls
>she looks at me and her eyes widen
>she bursts out laughing and removes her foot
>I just get off the bed and put the movie on

was she laughing because your weiner is so small?

>go through older sis phone
>see a naked pic

Yeah it's fucked up
>she wants to have sex
>can't get hard cuz I came in my boxers multiple times during foreplay

>cousin hugs me
>she has massive tits
>get a boner

>>I just get off the bed and put the movie on
more like get off on the bed, am i right

shut the fuck you little bitch, you little insect.

No.

>arguing with sister and her bf
>they call their bull to beat me up

>me on the left

>ordering codeine from the pharmacist
>she rings me up
>explains to me about the drug and how it's a narcotic and shit
>she looks normal at this point with her shirt pulled up looking conservative
>notice her slightly pulling at her shirt
>tell her that if they had any non-sticking bandages for my oil burn
>she says yes gleefully and walks behind me to get it
>comes back and gives it to me
>suddenly her cleavage is in full view
>she bends down to get something from under the counter revealing more of her cleavage, I can see straight down her shirt
>at this point I'm spilling my spaghetti
>I pay her for the meds and she then tells me that if I got any questions, please give her a call as she will still be there until 10

this all happened 3 days ago, I'm still flustered by how slutty this 30 something woman acted towards me.

how do you know are you a mind reader?

hmmm

my dick

>not raping her and threatening her with death if she doesn't keep quiet

Great movie.

>accidentally

Story on your oil burns?

The worst part is that you're going to remember it next time you fap.

Well, now you will anyway.

I think that, to me personally, foreplay > actual sex

for some reason grabbing a girl's ass covered in tight jeans and dryhumping, rubbing me clothed rod all over her is 100% hotter than sex, also less tiring desu family

>have twin sister
>she tells me that brothers and sisters should learn about sex with each other
>k then
>we fuck
>she gets clingy
>turns out that brother and sisters AREN'T supposed to be fucking
>break it off with her
>she takes the break up badly
>now she's a 200 lb tumblrista

WEW

I was making mini corndogs nigga

So this is porn?

she wanted to fuck and you're too autistic to pull it off. nice job retard.
don't even think about going back and trying. you would just embarrass

>not realizing where her foot is
dumb virginposter